Every once in a while, we like to treat you perverts with some high dollar sex toys...and today was one of those days! 
I mean...when can give you some rubber lovin' that adds up to more than what FNG makes in a week, it's a good day!!

It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!

We all know how rough it is getting out of bed in the morning, so we here at JDMS HQ have developed what just might be the greatest morning motivator EVER!!
Guaranteed to get you going...and keep you going...until you can no longer hear it.

It's the Brittany Mahomes Alarm!!!! And it's terrifying.

Cincinnati talked a bunch of shit. They tried to rename our stadium "Burrowhead".

Their MAYOR even tried, sadly, to talk smack, and it ALL FAILED MISERABLY as YOUR Kansas City Chiefs brought the Lamar Hunt trophy back where it belongs!!
And now????
It's on to the SUPER BOWL, baby!! Fire up our new fight song and LET'S GOOOOO!!!

it's not exciting enough in NASCAR legend Clint Bowyer's world, what with his Chiefs winning the AFC Championship and heading to the Super Bowl, but now he's got  to get it together for next weekend's Clash at the Coliseum, and then the Daytona 500!!
So we took the chance to catch up with our boy this morning to see how he was feelin'....

We've been looking forward to Dan Cummins coming to town for quite some time, because every time he does, we get to spend the whole morning talking about pretty much EVERYTHING but his actual stand up show....and it always gets weird in the best way possible!!!

You won't find anyone in Hollywood who loves the Kansas City Chiefs more than Rob Riggle...well maybe Paul Rudd...and Eric Stonestreet...oh, and Henry Winkler....but Rob REALLY loves the Chiefs!!
So as we rolled into the AFC Championship weekend, Rob gave us a call to wish the Chiefs Kingdom good luck on whippin' some Bengals ass this Sunday!!!

Comedian Carlos Mencia has been a friend of the Morning Show for over two decades…and every time he makes it back to KC, we always look forward to him stopping by the studio because we always pick up right where we left off…and it always turns into an all morning long conversation that is always hilarious, smart and pushes the boundaries of what some might consider “comfortable”…and it’s always a good time!!

As we head into the Chiefs most important game of the season, the AFC Championship game against the Bengals, it's always cool to get the perspective of someone like Chiefs Hall of Fame center, Tim Grunhard...because, while he could easily give us all of the stats and break down the technical side of the game...he's the kind of guy who takes a much deeper look into what motivates these player who we have all embraced as part of our of lives.

And this morning, he gave us a call with his unique take on the Chiefs Kingdom!

We've been fans of Hollywood-based rockers Steel Panther since around 2008...and we've watched them go from selling out clubs in LA and Vegas, to taking on festival crowds all over the world...and through it all, they have stuck to their guns and not surrendered to those who may be a bit more delicate in nature...you know...pussies.

And now they have a new single that pays tribute to "the best year ever", titled "1987"...they are set to drop a new albums "On The Prowl", next month...and then they're hitting the road across America and Europe!!!

We caught up with frontman Michael Starr this morning to fins out more!!

Today was definitely one of those "huh...that's certainly f**ked up looking" kind of days where the items on The Adult Toy Price Is Right was concerned.

Weird? Yes! Somewhat troubling? Yes!! Completely awesome? Again, yes!!!

Listen and wallow in the weird!
It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!