No Time to Not Win

Stothton and Jack Tetherton discuss the recent earthquakes that hit Japan. Between earthquakes and tsunamis, Japan is having a pretty rough go of it. All I can say is we need to talk to a real seismologist because our current earthquake prediction capabilities are disgraceful. On a side note, Japan let me know if you want to move your island...I might be able to make that happen (for a nominal fee of course).

Stothton discusses climate change with scientific advisor Jack Tetherton and "Mr. W", a climate change denier. Remember, regardless of how much you believe yourself to be correct about any issue, it's important to hear all sides and be open to the possibility of new information causing your views to change. With that being said, Mr. W has some pretty wild views that I personally find quite difficult to get behind, but that's just me.

Stothon discusses zoom etiquette with Bill Chafton and Jack Walshman. This is one of the most important things you will ever hear, so open up your brains, and if you have committed any of the infractions discussed here (you know who you are) you better correct yourself.

In the spirit of Easter Sunday, Stothton discusses Easter traditions with two guys who work in one of my buildings, Thomas Jeremiah Clearwater and Saul Smith. Believe in Jesus or bunnies or whatever nonsense traditions you want, but one thing we can all agree on is that the egg hunt is the most important part of Easter.

Stothton tries (and fails) to discuss potholes with two guys I found roaming around in my building, Alex and Dick Ranger. Alex is some blogging moron who I suspect is mentally challenged and Dick is a mason with anger issues. I think we can all agree that potholes are the absolute worst thing on the planet and maybe next time I'll actually get to discuss a potential solution with some guests who have properly functioning brains.

Stothton discusses snow with Larry Charleston and Tim Dithers. Found these guys online and they apparently love snow, although there seemed to be a misunderstanding about what was meant by "snow". Let's be honest, this episode went sideways on me, but if anyone is looking to invest in a new business venture these guys have some pretty wild ideas for dealing with snow.

Stothton discusses pizza toppings with twitch streamer Keith Summers and expert coconut handler Simian "Grace" Cthulhu-khan. Keith basically summed it up; pizza is a vessel for meat and cheese and anyone who uses it for any other purpose (I'm talking to you Simian) needs to be dealt with. Excuse the quality, my jet was running late so I had to conference in from the stratosphere. Don't worry, that pilot's been killed and replaced already

Stothton discusses NFT's (non-fungible tokens) with tech reviewer Bill Chafton and political advisor Jack Walshman. Let's be clear, NFT's are meaningless and something only idiots take seriously. That being said...I just invested fifty million dollars into NFT's.

Stothton discusses 5G again, but this time with average consumers Charles Ginkler and "Matty Boy". Folks, all I'll say is this is exactly why I listen to experts like Jack Tetherton.

Stothton discusses the pros and cons of the 5G wireless standard with Jack Tetherton and Jim Smithdgin.