No Time to Not Win

Stothton brings Ned Lebowitz back onto the podcast once again to try and help him with his horrible health and nutrition. However, since the last episode, Ned has been working on his own solution and he's pretty excited about it. I don't know what cocktail of drugs is coursing through this guy's system, but he has completely gone off the rails. Also, challenging John to a powerlifting competition was a very bad idea. Ned is going to regret that.

Stothton discusses proper summertime clothing etiquette with Bill Chafton. Do you wear heavy jackets or sweaters in the middle of summer? Do you wear any of these things while also wearing shorts? If so, then guess what? You're a crazy person. The only exception being a suit and it better be a damn good suit.

Stothton tries to help Ned Lebowitz get his health in order. Ned works downstairs at the front desk and he's a good worker, but good god this man has some serious problems. We're not giving up on Ned just yet, but this guy has a hard road ahead of him.

Stothton discusses the 2021 Apple WWDC event with Bill Chafton. Everything you need to know about WWDC is right here. We only cover the aspects of WWDC that are actually worth talking about. Everything else is nonsense, and there was a lot of nonsense.

Stothton discusses the recent Tesla recall with Bill Chafton. Tesla makes some interesting cars, but they better get their quality control in order before heavy hitters like Ford and Mercedes really get into the EV market. Also, if anyone wants a free Tesla, I have a warehouse full of them. All you have to do is find it.

Stothton discusses horoscopes, astrology, and "The Secret" with Ruby Bakersfield and Taylor Skye. Ruby is an avid believer in astrology and lives his life in strict accordance with daily horoscopes. On the other hand, Taylor thinks astrology is absolute nonsense but believes wholeheartedly in the teachings of some book called "The Secret". Is your destiny determined by the orbits of planets and stars or by some kind of magic energy you emit from your imagination? What's your choice? I say my destiny is determined by my warehouses full of gold and pelotons, but that's just me.

Stothton discusses the recent Peloton treadmill recall with Tim Watson. Don't worry, we actually discuss the recall this time. Truly defective products are one thing, but at a certain point people need to take responsibility for their own lives and their own mistakes. Also, clearly Peloton treadmills were designed this way, because they are meant to be used as disciplinary tools when your children get out of line. It's a feature folks.

Stothton discusses the new CDC mask mandate with Gene Glantz. Let's be honest, there are a lot of people like Gene and that's why it's only a matter of time before we get another COVID spike and the CDC reverses this mask mandate. Also, anyone hanging around outside my building without clearance will end up in the same room Gene's in.

Stothton fails to discuss the recent recall of Peloton treadmills with employees Tim Watson and Jeff Corcoran. Honestly, we tried, but Jeff just took this thing right off the rails. Instead, you're getting an episode about the greasy sad sack that is Jeff Corcoran. This guy is a mess, don't be like him.

Stothton discusses marijuana legalization in the U.S. with grocery store owner William Greenburg and marijuana farmer "Jed" (no idea if that's his real name, but that's what he called himself). William is very much against the legalization of marijuana, and yet he has no problem selling Ecto Cooler that probably expired over a decade ago. What's your pick guys, weed or Ecto Cooler?