No Time to Not Win

Stothton discusses the 2021 Olympic Games with Bill Chafton and Jack Walshman. Does anyone actually care about this? I doubt it, but we were bored so now you get to listen to a couple old guys winge about it. Also, it's 2021, not 2020, so we're not gonna call it the 2020 Olympic Games because we aren't insane.

Stothton and Tetherton discuss an interesting study that Tetherton came across regarding the usage of Adderall for cognitive performance enhancement. The study found that the supposed enhancement largely comes from a placebo effect rather than any actual effects due to Adderall. This would have been an interesting topic to take a deep dive into, but Tetherton decided to run an impromptu experiment on both of us and took the whole damn thing off the rails.

Ned Lebowitz is back again and this time he is finally ready to take some advice from Stothton. Ned has just recently been discharged from the hospital after suffering quite a few medical emergencies. It turns out that slamming HGH and trying to beat Stothton in a deadlift competition is a pretty bad idea health-wise.

Stothton discusses Jeff Bezos stepping down as Amazon's CEO with political advisor Jack Walshman and an anonymous Amazon insider. Turns out this is the same Amazon shill we spoke to before and apparently Jeff is going to be focusing very heavily on improving customer satisfaction in his new position. I'll believe it when Jack gets his million bucks.

Stothton and Tetherton debate whether one should drink coffee black or with milk and sugar. Clearly, we are going to need an expert to weigh in on this.

Stothton discusses COVID paranoia with Jack Walshman. Whether we eradicate COVID or not, people are pretty much done giving a shit about it. Stop using it as an excuse to eat cheese all day and never leave your apartment. Or, keep doing that, but shut the hell up and stop whining about it.

Stothton discusses July 4th with Chuck Larry, a man he met on the subway the Friday before Independence Day. Did you have a fun July 4th, because Chuck sure did? I like to just sit back and relax with a nice glass of scotch, but apparently, the proper way to commemorate America's declaration of independence is by partying for 3 days straight, blasting fireworks and guns in the air, and lighting half a forest on fire. Silly me...

Stothton discusses problem-solving and troubleshooting with Bill Chafton. If you can learn these basic skills and if you can actually admit when you are wrong (or stupid) then you will lead a much more successful life. If you can't, well then I have a very nice 70th story window that I would love for you to see. The view is fantastic...

Stothton discusses the company Uber with Glenn Yulman, a representative from Uber. Let's cut right to the chase here, Glenn is clearly a brainwashed nut job and after talking with him I seriously think Uber might actually be a cult that is trying to take over the world.

Stothton discusses the end of working from home with Richard Randall, a corporate morale consultant. It turns out that Richard is against working from home and seems to want everyone back in their cubicles, but it turns out that this guy has some ulterior motives. Richard, if you think John is ever going to hire you after this then you're out of your goddamn mind.