Aaron Imholte has missed two goals on morning shows this week, but keeps repeating that it’s a perfect week. Do words not even have a meaning anymore? Listen while Aaron tells us that his new store is failing to send out merch after a month of sales, and why gay jokes are lazy and uninspired. Chad Zumock is desperate as his comedy calendar goes in to hibernation, and he takes to Twitter to scold Patrick about “not being good” and stuff. Watch as he calls for Josh Denny to come rescue him, as he’s done with everyone from Luis J. Gomez to Redbar in the past. Will anyone come rescue Chad from himself?

Aaron Imholte has spent the last three days trying to convince the internet and his loved ones that his tool isn’t bent like mountain road. Watch the spin and obsession over controlling the narrative of his rotting rod! And as a bonus, he goes on a rant about how his herpes is totally normal and cool! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkey Lips has some advice about medicating yourself and drinking, despite being a Youtuber who takes shots for money on his live streams. Nick Rekieta calls in with two new embarrassing stories about Aaron that you are not going to want to miss!

Patrick has been suppressing evidence for some time now, and DOOM thinks that Patrick can’t catch up and do four shows this week. Oh yeah? Pfffft.

Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and special guest Nick Rekieta as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

Patrick is defying the odds and cranking out another show for the people! Huzzah! Let’s watch one of the best DUI stops of the century and see what happens when bad girls get caught! Aaron Imholte is called out for stealing from a fan, just like he stole over $2000 from a Veterans group years ago. Kevin Brennan and Misery Loves Company are getting weirder and weirder every day.

Patrick should be recovered from the affliction which the algorithm does not like, but he just keeps getting worse! Join him for a special evening show. This could be a short one. No promises. The aches and pains are quite real. Send your thoughts and prayers posthaste! Opie aka Greg Hughes is melting down with denial about Anthony Cumia and his new AM radio gig. The delusion is strong! Aaron Imholte makes us watch him pack a bunch of garbage and type a letter to people who hate him. Chad Zumock is back from sucking off Swardson and still doesn’t have anything to talk about. Perry Caravello gets in a fight with a friend and it’s getting serious!

Patrick is ill, but he’s insistant that he risk it for your biscuit! We catch up with one of our favorite fat people who has managed to slip through the cracks…somehow. Michael Ray Bower is entering the Dabbleverse, or whatever he thinks the Dabbleverse is. The problem is that he made this declaration weeks ago and hasn’t done anything since. Are you shocked? Let’s catch up with Steel Toe and see what’s been going on while Patrick’s been busy doing other nonsense.

Chad Zumock is off to Key West to bump uglies with Nick Swardson in the tropical paradise that is Florida. Felicia Gillespie continues streaming from her car while driving and finds out the hard way why that behavior is frowned upon. Keanu and Geno cannot stop telling the world that they are innocent, despite not being accused of anything. Aaron Imholte is facing felony charges and it’s only getting worse now that April Imholte has been compelled to testify at the trial in May. Will wonders never cease?

Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Ethan Ralph from The Killstream as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

Patrick is back from Atlantic City, and there’s sure to be stories that you haven’t heard as well as some you never will! Let’s touch base with some of our favorite lollercoasters, and you can fill Patrick in on what he missed while his head was buried in cigarettes. Aaron Imholte is in Rumble-land, and things haven’t been great. There’s official court news, lots of speculation and tough talk, and Patrick can’t wait to dive in with you. Hit the like button!