NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney’s Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building like a coward, and what comes next for Aaron Imholte!

Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can’t find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his 2nd grade IQ? Is it his persistence in the absence of purpose or ideas? Is it his childlike fascination with 70’s television shows? Is it his empty bank account? Is it his constant victim mentality? Is it his pathological lying? Is it his tattered t-shirts? Is it his…you get the idea. Come laugh at what a pathetically lonely and meaningless weekend Chad Zumock has had with some of your closest friends!

Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it’s due, but one “Sad Chad” Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/threat. When will Chad make the turn towards grace and positivity that we have been promised? Could this rebranding be no more than a new theme song and the same bitter drunk with sawdust swirling around inside his empty brain? Aaron Imholte is one week away from being sentenced for his revenge porn offense, and it seems as though he may have just complicated everything even further. The court seems to be pursuing new charges against Aaron for violating conditions imposed on him by the judge, and this could end up coming back to bite him big time!

With all the drama in the dabble world, it’s important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan’s new female flavor, Ashley Cummings, and she lashes out about it to KarmicX. After last week’s giant nothingburger interview between Keanu C. Thompson and Gabe Hoffman, it’s important to remember what Patrick has been saying all along – Keanu is functionally idiotic. The Steel Toe machine is grinding to a halt, and Aaron Imholte can’t stop grasping at imaginary flotation devices to save his drowning life.

Aaron Imhole is not doing well. Watch as he threatens his audience unless they give up the money! Did Chad Zumock fake being demonetized for sympathy? Was it all a work? Is anything real? Uncivil Law is a lawtuber beefing with Nick Rekieta, but he also makes disgusting food and wheezes in his spare time. Hold your appetite and sit back and watch this sad man make a disgusting dinner! Come hang out with the Onions and get your beak wet!

Ashley Cummings, Whitney Cummings less-talented lost sister, is continuing her desperation tour on Dabbleverse shows to try to get people to like her. She doesn’t understand why everyone is so mean, and she can’t stop crying on every single show she appears on. Speaking of the Dabbleverse, Anthony Cumia has some thoughts on the Dabbleverse, and one show in particular seems to have emboldened his disgust for our sad corner of the internet. Richard Leland Neal has some practical advice for caring for your wounds. Aaron Imholte gets fooled by trolls again and immediately has to spin up a new cope about Patrick. We also get an update from Aaron about the awesome golf tournament that he’s putting on next month for the die-hard Toe Boys!

Crazy Joe is back in full effect, and he’s getting made fun of by many different detractors from around the internet. He’s had to cancel his call-in show because of the Onions and he wants his enemies to know that they’re going to have to deal with the law if they keep It up! We have an amazing sampling of vegetarian meatballs on the menu for you today, so bring a jar of sauce to dunk them in. Metropolitan Detective is back with another episode that may now make any sense, but is sure to provide nonstop action-packed hilarity for the whole family!

Chad Zumock tries to save face in the midst of attacks about him becoming a Supertip user! Watch as he tries to balance his relationship with Kevin Brennan and others with his need for money! The lies and spin are real! Watch the balancing act of managing old fans, trying to welcome new ones, keeping Daddy Kevin happy, and rebranding positivity collide in to the same old Chad Zumock we’ve always known and despised.

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.