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Patrick has been dealing with the aftermath of Hackamania, cleaning up the messes and paying the bills! Come hang out for a mini show before the Members Only stream to catch up on anything that might have fallen through the cracks this week. Michael Ray Bower thinks Hackamania sucked and he cant do a much better job. Donkeylips also finally admits he got his copy of The Willies on VHS and the NLO merch Patrick sent back to him. Geno Bisconte is selling garbage on TikTok and doesn’t know how to make a good burger.

Come say goodbye to Moody as he heads back home to the tiny island nation of New Zealand. Let’s watch some stuff and do some things.

Patrick and Moody are done with the Hackamania weekend and have tales to tell and video to scrutinize! Aaron Imholte is on one this week, trying to distract from the devastation that was released this past weekend, and his former polycule partner dealing dish after dish of delicious dirt to thousands of waiting spectators. Come talk Toe with your favorite Big Sauce and Little Dip and have some laughs at the former Minnesota radio dope’s expense.

Patrick and Moody are live from downtown Las Vegas at The Plaza Hotel and Casino. Join the kiwi and the hunchback as they interview Charles Chance about his garage and find out why he hates Karl from Who Are These Podcasts. We go over the incident between Misfit and Mikayla which saw her trespassed from the property. Chad Zumock doesn’t want to work with anybody but also wants to work with everyone, and gets pranked by Patrick and Rocco. The crowd is stunned by a surprise victory in our butter-eating contest. Patrick reveals the letter Aaron Imholte wrote to his wife April with several heinous admissions revealed by the Minnesota monster himself. Enjoy!

Patrick, Moody, Karl and Tookie align for a mega-show live from Las Vegas! In this show special guests Paul Shea and Nick Rekieta spill stories, photos and EVIDENCE that will have Aaron Imholte spiraling for weeks if not years. The fridge, a graph from Moody, a recap of the week, and salacious and unbelievable overshares of the intimate details from Aaron and April about their lives while entwined in a Minnesota polycule.

Moody has landed in Las Vegas, and the weekend is shaping up to be a memorable milestone in the story of Aaron Imholte. Both Nick Rekieta and Paul Shea are bringing the goods! Karmex is recovering from last night’s insane breakdown, and we can finally revisit the previously recorded events that Patrick wanted to cover yesterday. Let’s all get together and seethe or laugh – your choice!

It’s Hackamania week, and that means phoning the shows in! Don’t expect a lot of shucking and jiving around here because Patrick is busy with stuff, ok? Get with the program, ladies and germs! Charles Chance makes an appearance in the chat and we might be able to convince him to come up on stage at Hackamania! Have you heard of Karmex and his patented brand of circular logic and completely unhinged aggression? Watch as another Minnesota mong tries to act like a guy before our eyes! Aaron imholte tries once more to latch on to the Dabbleverse, as his failing show gasps for breath in a world where nobody cares about yesterday’s news.

Patrick dishes the latest details about Hackamania in Las Vegas! We check out local Charles Chance and speculate about his life and possible participation in the upcoming event. We wander down the rabbit hole of Daddy Derek and his 420 Awards to see what’s taking so long with this masterpiece!

Hackamania is next week and the drama keeps building! Patrick has the latest dirt and some updates about the premiere event of the Hackverse! Will there be a fight? Will there be an arrest? Will there be pouting? One can only hope! Opie is at it again, in his feelings and literally turning purple with envy! Watch as he tells us about his latest endeavor to grow his pathetic podcast! Aaron Imholte’s numbers are slipping and so is his grip on reality! Plus a brand new episode of Metropolitan Detective – YouTube’s most charismatic crime fighter!

Hackamania is only two weeks away, and lots of drama is unfolding around the premier event of the Hackverse! Vito Gesualdi from The Biggest Problem in the Universe is melting down over threats from an unhinged fan. Doctor Steve’s attendance is called in to question at this late hour! We may be subject to exposiure to madness from fans we have never met. Aaron Imholte claims to have spies on the inside! How will this event possibly live up to the hype? We’ve got a new rising star who’s headed for first place in our lolcow hall of fame. There’s so much to catch up on!