Nobody Panic

Nobody Panic

By Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie MartinComedySociety & CultureEducation
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Nobody Panic episodes

  • How to Understand ADHD - Part 1

    As a surprise to absolutely no one, turns out Tessa has ADHD! Who'd have thought it! Well some of you as it turns out, and god bless everyone who has messaged her over the years to say 'hello, not to intrude, but do you think you might have ADHD?' She does! You were completely right! The first part of this two part episode is a look at what ADHD is, what the diagnosis process looked like for Tessa, a lovely little 12 question quiz you can play along at home and a really long story about a moose.


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.


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    44 min
  • How to do Your Makeup

    Stevie wears makeup every day and used to be a beauty journalist, Tessa rarely wears any and used to steal stuff from the beauty cupboard at Stevie's work. If you're fed up of watching tutorials and feeling inadequate about your skills, this is for you. As with everything, it's not about the makeup on your face but the makeup INSIDE YOUR SOUL.


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    Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.


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    32 min
  • How to Quit Social Media with James Acaster (Live at Soho Theatre)

    Comedian and Ghostbuster James Acaster tells Stevie and Tessa how to quit social media in about ten seconds before having a nice chat about Twitter in general. Don't expect a huge amount of tips but certainly expect a rollicking good laugh.


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    Recorded by Soho Theatre and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.


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    30 min
  • How to Do a Speech at a Wedding

    Been asked to say a few words? You can do it champ! Stevie and Tessa work through their own experiences of watching and doing wedding speeches to work out the failsafe ways of wowing the room. First tip: you honestly don’t need to wow the room.


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    Recorded by Aniya Das and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.


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    34 min
  • How to Make a Bed

    Featuring way more cry-laughing than expected, Stevie has read about how to make a hotel-level bed which leads to some frankly mortifying bed-based self discoveries. Mainly about duvets. A surprisingly wild ride for everyone.


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    Recorded by Aniya Das and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.


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    29 min
  • How to Plan a Renovation (Patreon)

    Tessa has recently knocked down a wall (see: How to Understand What a Wall is) and understands on a deeper level why everybody cries and gets divorced on Grand Designs. Turns out a renovation is much, much harder than she thought, and unfortunately involved much more effort than just buying a Barbie pink boiler suit and a large hammer.


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.


    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    34 min
  • How to Plan a Renovation

    Tessa has recently knocked down a wall (see: How to Understand What a Wall is) and understands on a deeper level why everybody cries and gets divorced on Grand Designs. Turns out a renovation is much, much harder than she thought, and unfortunately involved much more effort than just buying a Barbie pink boiler suit and a large hammer.


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.


    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    34 min
  • How to Have a Vasectomy with Stuart Laws

    An absolutely fascinating episode with comedian Stuart Laws, the leading expert on his own vasectomy. Let's get right down to brass tacks and learn the hows, the whys, the whens, the 'sorry, what?!'s and the 'gosh, what's that?'s. Truly illuminating.


    Find Stuart on Twitter: @thisstuartlaws, Instagram: @stuartlawscomedy and TikTok: @stuartlawscomedy

    Watch Stuart's comedy special 'Stuart Laws Is All In' here


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    Recorded by Aniya Das and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.


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    38 min
  • How to Have a Wax

    That's it, just pop, pop your butt over here, it's wax time baby! Stevie has recently discovered waxing, is bald as a coot from head to toe and has a lot she would like to discuss.


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    Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.


    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    36 min
  • How to Get a Manicure

    Oooooh look at these fancy people with their fancy manicures! Oh la de dah! Stevie and Tessa have got into manicures. Sure, this episode gets off to a rocky start when they spend the first twenty minutes Googling 'what is Shellac?' but then they really get into their stride and this one's actually quite informative.


    Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanic


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.


    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min

About Nobody Panic

From the publisher's feed

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big,…

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