Nobody Panic

Nobody Panic

By Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie MartinComedySociety & CultureEducation
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Nobody Panic episodes

  • How to Stop Worrying Your Friends Hate You

    Friends of the podcast Tom Stourton and Tom Palmer have written a film called All My Friends Hate Me, so they came on to talk about how to cope with social paranoia (as well as how they went about making the film). It's out June 10 so go watch it with friends you don't think hate you. 


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    35 min
  • How Not to be a Prude

    Feel like you might be living life buttoned up to the neck in a Victorian shroud and covering up people's ankles when you see them exposed? Reformed Prudes Stevie and Tessa journey through the minefield of sex, sexuality, and how to get out from under your shroud.


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    Recorded by Ben Williams for Plosive and edited by Clarissa Maycock.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    42 min
  • How to Propose

    SOMEONE HAS PROPOSED! And they have tips about not losing your mind and why it's okay to break with tradition even though everyone is yelling 'YOU MUST SPEND THREE MONTHS SALARY ON A RING'. But who is it? Listen to find out! And it's pretty obvious if you've listened to the podcast before!



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    Recorded by Naomi Parnell for Plosive and edited by Clarissa Maycock.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    34 min
  • How to Understand What a Wall Is

    Not a joke. Tessa is having some renovation done, she wanted to tell Stevie about things she'd found out about walls, and upon recording this, producer Naomi said 'That was actually really good?!' so look, just sit back and let the wattle and daub facts wash over you. Treat it like ASMR, but about walls. 



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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    32 min
  • How to Look After a Dog (Part 2)

    Stevie now has a dog (Piper!) and would like to impart her wisdom as a companion to of the previous episode on this topic. Tessa listens. At one point Stevie tears up with sincerity and emotion.


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    33 min
  • How to Be the Social Secretary

    Tessa wants to be the group social organiser, and it becomes clear during this episode that she basically wants a posh chalet to casually go to with friends. Either way, here’s how to be the one who says “hey let’s all do a pub quiz next week” .


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    36 min
  • How to Sext (Live at Soho Theatre)

    🍆 🍆 How to DM slide with consensual intent - Stevie and Tessa talk etiquette and practical on-the-ground advice for getting naughty over text. Plus some great examples of sexts throughout history! Live from Soho Theatre. 


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Additional editing by Naomi Parnell.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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    45 min
  • How to Back Yourself

    Stevie and Tessa discuss how to stick to your decisions - especially when they've turned out not quite as expected- and graciously accept when things haven’t gone great. Crying and yelling “I'M SO SORRY I'M AN IDIOT” aside. 


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    Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanic


    Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Clarissa Maycock for Plosive.

    Additional editing by Naomi Parnell.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

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    31 min
  • How to Have a Smear Test

    Listen. Nobody likes them, but if you’ve got a cervix you gotta do it. You just gotta. Here’s a whistle-stop journey through a smear, colposcopy and biopsy, no holds barred, telling it like it is, and giving you plenty of reason to relax and breathe through it. And if you haven’t got a cervix, listen anyway because it’s nice to know hey?


    Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic

    Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanic


    Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Clarissa Maycock for Plosive.

    Additional editing by Ben Williams.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

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    34 min
  • How to Dungeons and Dragons with Owen Donovan

    Ever thought Dungeons and Dragons might be for you but can’t grasp the concept? No interest whatsoever but keen to hear Stevie and Tessa get completely over-excited at the idea of being a wizard? Top drawer Dungeon Master Owen Donovan presents a beginners guide, and THEN we play a game over on the Patreon. And honestly it’s worth signing up just for that. 


    You can find Owen's character sheet recommendations here and visit the official D&D website starter set here.

    And you can check out Stevie's Druid character sheet here.


    Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanic


    Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic


    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min

About Nobody Panic

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(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big,…

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