Nobody Panic

Nobody Panic

By Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie MartinComedySociety & CultureEducation
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Nobody Panic episodes

  • How to Help Organise a Wedding

    Roped in to help organise a wedding? Panicking bigtime? Tessa recently organised her sister’s and Stevie once witnessed a panic-inducing ring disaster so they are best placed to take you through being bride/groom adjacent on the big day (and, importantly, the lead up). You can do it.


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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    32 min
  • How to Be a Good Driver

    Now listen, Stevie can't drive and Tessa failed her driving test five times and once drove over a tyre on the M4, didn't realise and dragged it home under the body of her car for fifty miles, but there's absolutely NO REASON they can't tackle this week's topic of How to Be a Good Driver.


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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    30 min
  • How to Get Up Early

    Wish you could jump out of bed moments before the alarm goes off with a spring in your step while singing various songs to various wild birds? Stevie and Tessa are both quite bad at getting up in the morning, and so have an array of tips to help you (and them) drag yourself off the mattress. Spoiler alert: what you do the night before is very important. 


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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    34 min
  • How to Manifest

    ‘Manifest’ is such a buzzword right now, but what does it actually mean? And how do you do it? Tessa teaches Stevie (who is a massive cynic) about how to manifest her life goals. Turns out, it’s actually quite psychologically helpful and doesn’t involve getting nude in a crossroads on a full moon. 


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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    31 min
  • How to Reclaim Your Time Off with Fab Giovanetti

    As the lines between rest and work become increasingly blurred and we're constantly encouraged to monetise our hobbies, how can we carve time that's just for us, and crucially, learn to relax and actually enjoy it? The brilliant Fab Giovanetti, author of Reclaim Your Time Off: The Three-Step Solution to Overworking, walks us through her three step solution to making your time belong to you again. 


    Follow Fab on Instagram and Twitter: @fabgiovanetti

    Buy Fab's book Reclaim Your Time Off: The 3-step Solution to Overworking here.


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

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    36 min
  • A Big Announcement

    Stevie and Tessa are incredibly excited to have a Big Announcement and hope you’re as excited as they are once you hear what the Big Announcement is. Without wanting to give the surprise away, here are some of the links they mention that you should definitely have a look at: 


    Pre-order a signed copy at Lutyens & Rubinstein: https://www.lutyensrubinstein.co.uk/product/signed-nobody-panic/


    Or pre-order a regular copy from:

    Blackwell’s: https://blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/product/9781529364408

    Waterstones: https://www.waterstones.com/book/9781529364408

    Foyles: https://www.foyles.co.uk/witem/health-wellbeing/untitled,anonymous-9781529364408

    Bookshop.org: https://uk.bookshop.org/books/nobody-panic-how-to-be-a-functional-adult-without-screaming/9781529364408

    Hive: https://www.hive.co.uk/Product/Anonymous/Untitled/25842563

    Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Nobody-Panic-functional-without-screaming/dp/152936440X

    Hachette: https://www.hachette.co.uk/titles/anonymous-9/untitled/9781529364408/


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    Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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    22 min
  • How to Load the Dishwasher

    Stevie met two girls in the toilets in a bar and she *thinks* that as she was leaving they requested 'How to load the dishwasher' as an episode. On reflection, she's open to the idea that they said literally anything else. Either way, here it is! The most hotly contested of all household tasks, Stevie and Tessa learn how and crucially why, you have to load the dishwasher a certain way, what the purpose is of salt, why you have to use rinse aid, and where to put your plastics. Listen, it's a corker this one!


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

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    31 min
  • How to Make Friends with Your Neighbours

    Just moved in and trying to meet your neighbours? Lived there for ten years and never got past nodding terms? Stevie and Tessa are trying to be better friends with the people next door and explore how to find that middle ground between never speaking, and coming on too strong. 


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

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    31 min
  • How to Have a One Night Stand

    Whether you enjoy them (Tessa), do not enjoy them (Stevie) or feel stupid because you've never had one, Stevie and Tessa work through the complicated ups and downs of one night stands. Pun intended? 


    Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic


    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

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    37 min
  • How to Recycle with Jennie Romer

    Want to make sure you’re recycling the right things in the right way? Want to cut down on your single use plastics? Of course you do! And if you don't, well, listen to this chat with plastic recycling expert and author of Can I Recycle This? Jennie Romer and find out what we can do to help the planet.


    Follow Jennie on Instagram: @jenniethefreckle and Twitter: @jennie_romer

    Buy Jennie's book Can I Recycle This? A Guide to Better Recycling and How to Reduce Single-use Plastics here.


    Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic


    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


    Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min

About Nobody Panic

From the publisher's feed

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big,…

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