Nobody Panic

Nobody Panic

By Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie MartinComedySociety & CultureEducation
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Nobody Panic episodes

  • How to Run a Marathon

    If you or anyone you know is running the London marathon (or any marathon) and would like to feel much better about your training: Tessa ran two marathons, one without much training and one without any. She didn’t die, she was quite angry at herself the second time, but this is crucial listening if you’re fed up of high performance sports podcasts and wish to listen to someone who has gone through many people’s (Stevie‘s) worst nightmare and come out the other side.


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    36 min
  • How to Decide What to Have for Breakfast

    Morning! Bored of toast? Stuck in a cereal rut? Constantly getting overwhelmed and eating one single mini egg (this may or may not be Tessa’s experience)? Stevie introduces Tessa to the concept of an egg and to be honest it all just spirals from there. 


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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

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    31 min
  • How to Use an Excel Spreadsheet

    Today's episode is brought to you by Stevie, Tessa and the amazing Fi - a 'spacecraft thermal engineer'(!), podcast listener, and Excel champion, who offers her exceptional talents and guidance to two gals terrified of spreadsheets. A beginner's guide to Excel for the chronically afraid. A genuinely helpful episode (we think).  


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

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    32 min
  • How to Go Freelance

    Wanting to take the plunge? Stevie went freelance and Tessa’s never technically been employed - they look at the pitfalls and difficulties of being your own boss, as well as how you can make the transition from PAYE as pain free as possible (get an accountant).


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    33 min
  • How to Have a Massage

    Stevie got a massage and loved it. Tessa gets them all the time for her stressed body. Together they offer advice if you’re thinking about going for the first time and, quite frankly, get far too worried about how to tell if your masseuse is going to give you a “happy ending” or not.


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    34 min
  • How to Organise Your Bedside Table

    Stevie brings a lot to the (bedside) table in today's existential crisis/light-hearted advice podcast. What is a bedside table? Is yours three apple crates stacked precariously on top of each other, too shallow to hold a book, and too narrow to balance a lamp? This is the podcast for you.


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    33 min
  • How to Sort Your Life Out with Birthday Girls (Live at Cheerful Earful Festival)

    Tessa flies solo with 2/3 of the brilliant Birthday Girls, Beattie Edmondson and Rose Johnson! Tessa, unsupervised, forgets most of the things she’s supposed to do during a live episode and she and Rose give a good go at sorting Beattie’s life out. It’s a nice one.


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    Recorded by Cheerful Earful Festival and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    42 min
  • How to Endure a Long Hospital Stay

    Oof. Horrible thing to go through. Whether it’s you or a loved one going through it, Stevie and Tessa have some listener suggestions to make things as bearable as possible.


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    35 min
  • How to Write a Letter of Complaint with Jonny Sweet

    What is an ombudsman? Is “Very Best” a normal sign off? Plus other questions, concerns and musings on how to write the perfect complaint letter/email/tripadvisor review with brilliant special guest Jonny Sweet. Go watch his hot new film Wicked Little Letters (out Feb 23) and also watch/read his hot new book The Kellerby Code (out March 19).


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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    38 min
  • How to Introduce your Partner to your Friends

    As it’s nearly Valentine’s Day, here’s one for the new lovers. Stevie and Tessa navigate the absolute minefield of the Hard Launch. Who meets them first? Should you throw a Partner Reveal Party? What if nobody gets on? What if you must endure the agony of being perceived through the eyes of another? Starts off light, then Tessa has an emotional melt down. 


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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min

About Nobody Panic

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(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big,…

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