The science behind the eclipse is revealed, and we share some behind-the-scenes moments from our eclipse viewing! Terrence Howard has a new haircut, and it is really something. We have a live in-studio version of "Ask Dr. Steve." Don Lemon enjoys wedded bliss. Plus, a hot dog thief gets busted, and he looks ... familiar. 

Guests: Dr. Steve of "Weird Medicine" and Matt McClowry 

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George Carlin’s likeness was used without his estate’s permission to create a new AI special, “I’m Glad I’m Dead,” leading to a lawsuit and eventually a settlement. Andrew Huberman had multiple affairs going on at the same time, and Lizzo has chosen a new career path: heist movies. $30 million was stolen from an L.A. money storage facility, and an American tourist was attacked in Zambia by an elephant that may or may not be Lizzo. With the solar eclipse coming Monday and Ashley Biden’s diary being leaked, it's no wonder we call this show “Normal World.”

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Israel is planning to slaughter a red heifer, and Tropicana Las Vegas has officially closed. The guys talk about Hollywood murder cults and what happens to squatters. "The Naked Gun" is getting a reboot, and HBO’s "The Jinx Part Two" has officially been announced. Steve-O put his foot down on his sobriety despite the wishes of Bill Maher. Dave does his iconic Bane impression from "Batman" to announce "Joker 2," starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga.

Guest: Derek Richards

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Ramy Youssef hosted SNL last week with a monologue in support of Palestine. Conjoined Twin Abby Hensel got married and Caitlin Clark did sports. Yoshi Obayashi talks about his trip to Bangkok and his experiences in the porn industry. While Japan censors porn, Scotland censors comedians. Rest in Peace Louis Gossett and Joe Flaherty.

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We discuss some of the movies that are coming out in the next few months, and they're mostly reboots! Some discussed: "Roadhouse," "Pirates of the Caribbean," "Unfrosted," "Godzilla X Kong," and Seth MacFarlane and Nic Cage's new projects! 

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We really didn't want to have to do this. Kanye says he is actually God and that he might be living in a fourth dimension. There's a new course in Weird Al studies at Vermont State University and much, much more! 

Guests: Austin Anderson and Matt Bechtel 

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Yesterday, rapper and mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs had two of his homes in L.A. and Miami swarmed by Homeland Security and armed officials. Diddy is facing four lawsuits associated with sexual misconduct, rape, and human trafficking. Elon Musk has successfully put a Neuralink implant in a willing human subject. The mystery of Kate Middleton is solved.

Guest: Austin Anderson 

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The makers of "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" have expanded the Poohniverse with a new film featuring scary versions of Tinkerbell, Bambi, and other favorite characters set to come out in 2025. The creator of "Willy's Chocolate Experience" came out to say that his life has been ruined over the catastrophic event. Dan Schneider made an apology that did not land, and Beyoncé goes country. 

Guest: Akira the Don 

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The new documentary "Quiet on Set" details the history of abuse in child entertainment, specifically on Nickelodeon shows. Drake Bell sits down to detail his experiences as a victim of Brian Peck and Dan Schneider. Sweet Baby Inc. and "wokeism" have taken over gaming and have given us the Gamergate 2 fiasco! A man in Detroit is making rounds on the internet for getting drunk, high, and copulating with himself during a showing of Kristen Stewart's new lesbian film, "Love Lies Bleeding."

Guest: Adam Crigler

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It's a Musk vs. Lemon showdown. And it looks as though Elon comes out on top after canceling his X deal with Don Lemon after the premiere episode featured an interview with Elon Musk that he did not care for. Boeing whistleblower John Barnett is found dead in his car from a self-inflicted wound after not showing up for a legal interview linked to a case against Boeing. Kate Middleton is missing, and we share our theories! Also discussed: Should TikTok be banned? Circumcised or uncircumcised? 

Guests: Bridget Phetasy & Matt McClowry

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