Not Like This

After an opening period beatdown at big boy school, Muzz faces the prospect of another long winter for the Saints. T-Bone delves into the Essendon-Hawthorn blood feud, stumbling upon a new formula for Bomber success. And Rich revels in the success of the Subway Suns' pop-up franchise, before launching into 'Teflon' Kenny conspiracy theories and two of his best closing of businesses yet.

In an episode of contrasting emotions, Muzz whinges about the Z-grade conditions (and Z-grade result!) in Cairns, while Richie gets revenge on a sickly Subway franchise. The panel dissect the Swans' stumble at big boy school and reveal the true master of the dark arts inside the Lions' den. Shai Watch re-returns. The Sargent Schultz Theory stands firm at the Cattery. And, in commemoration of Josh Kennedy's 700th snag, Rich and Muzz finally decide who won the Kennedy-Chris Judd trade.

After some definitional crisis talks, Rich, Muzz and the Bone return for the next instalment of T-Bone's best 104 players of the AFL era, ranking the top 10 medium defenders since the game went national. Starring: 'Boris' Enright, the Terminator, the Chaperone, two Crowbots, one lizard, one ill-fated fire walk, 6,139 Brendon Goddard tantrums and, of course, the Shinboner of the Century.

T-Bone and Richie Buckets give their live reaction to Collingwood's Anzac Day victory over Essendon, heaping praise upon the Pie with the biggest cojones of all, before begrudgingly delving into the rest of the round with Muzz. Did the Dockers reveal the blueprint to beating Carlton? Is a star Cat getting fat and giggly? Was T-Bone wrong about Champion Data's secret alghorithms? And, not before time, the panel launch into a Jason Horne-Francis nickname intervention.

In a belated Easter weekend episode, Rich, Muzz and T-Bunny try to ignore the annual Good Friday Roos-Dogs stinker by running the rule over North's new saviour: Pope Francis. They also give their hot takes on the Hawks' dark arts, the Saints' new tip rat, the demise of RoboCox, the dreaded rule of the round, canine food bowl etiquette and launch into an impromptu deep dive/dispute on their new favourite topic: 'Teflon' Kenny and the Power!

T-Bone returns from health and safety protocols to bemoan the Pies' loss to the WAFL Weagles. Richie explores the fury on the Port Adelaide fan forums; is 'Teflon' Kenny a man motivator, but not a tactician...does he even have a business to run anymore?!?! Muzz succumbs to intolerable joy after St Kilda's thumping victory and the unveiling of the Saints' new Dusty. And Tigers fans, tune in for the return of a favourite Not Like This segment!

Rich and Muzz sink their (decaying) teeth into a cracking round of football, re-living the Geelong-Collingwood blood feud, Max King's final quarter heroics, the 'stabbiness' of the Showdown, #CrippsWatch, the triumphant return of 'Plugger' Wallace and their most hated AFL commentary trope. WARNING: Bombers fans, this may not be pretty!

Rich, Muzz and T-Bone give their take on Buddy's 1,000th goal and the social media orgy that ensued at the SCG. Bone faces his worst fear: that Sam Mitchell may be a genius, Muzz reveals his 4,177th gripe with Brian Taylor and Richie discovers a new 'watch' in enemy territory, before burning an ailing business to the ground.

Rockstar Dan Sultan drops by to bemoan the fortunes of his beloved Saints, before Rich, Muzz and T-Bone get stuck into the major talking points of round one: the return of Dangermouse, Joe Daniher's moments of madness, the fight for Bam Bam supremacy, and Richie searches - heart and soul - for his new 'watches'. IF YOU WOULD LIKE A NOT LIKE, BUSINESS IS CLOSED! T-SHIRT, PLEASE CONTACT THE POD ON TWITTER @NotLikeThis66 or @BucketsRichie