The music never stops on the Razzball Patreon Podcast! In this week's batch of I Can't Believe it's Not Not News stories, Billy-Ivan heads out to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally to report on a Smashmouth concert. The story wouldn't be complete without Billy-Ivan showing up to serenade us with his own rendition of the Smashmouth hit, All-Star.In other not-not-news, a Peruvian man catches his cheating wife by using Google Maps Street View, the last Blockbuster on earth is repurposed into an AirBnB, a cat plays the piano and Grey purchases a 1.5 million dollar gold coronavirus mask. You'll also want to hear about Grey's new unboxing show and Billy's new boxing show. All of this and more nonsense on this week's exclusive Razzball Patreon Podcast!

I know what you're thinking. Wild Boar? Naked Man? Laptop? It can't be news! Actually, I myself can't believe it's not not news. But it is news.Wild Boars have really stepped up their publicity game after being out-shined by emus for the past several weeks. But that wasn't the only not not news Grey Albright, Billy Hurley and Donkey Teeth couldn't not not believe this week.A parasite which makes the coronavirus look like a Hawaiian vacation is sweeping the cicada population and turning them into sex crazed zombies, a toddler "climbs" a 10,000 foot mountain, Splash Mountain has log flume sink and a Maine man saws his neighbor's garage in half. Grey and Billy head out into the field, risking their lives to report on these overlooked news stories. Tune in now!

Hello Valued Razzball Patron! You really aren't going to believe what's not not news on this week's Patreon Podcast. Global pandemic be damned, Donkey Teeth sends comedian Billy Hurley, and Master of Lothario Grey Albright, all around the world to get the first hand scoop on some of the wildest news stories you'll ever hear.Billy visited an Emu sex party out in San Francisco, for the good of show, of course. And Grey covered this week's top story from across the pond as a man had a prosthetic penis attached to his arm. I know, you can't believe it's not not news, right? But it is news! We're bringing you the scoop on both of these stories and much more on this week's exclusive Patreon Podcast! Enjoy!

On this week's podcast episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with world renowned comedian Billy Hurley, we talk about even more offbeat news stories. And you won't not believe them!  Anyway, on this week's show Grey gets riled up about Joe Kelly before a student fails an exam because a meatball dropped onto her keyboard during the test. The I find out what an emus is before Grey serenades us all with his Moroccan rap album. All the while Billy attempts to distance himself from Grey's disgusting sexism. Find all this and many more not not news stories on this week's Patreon Podcast!

On this week's Patreon Podcast episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with world renowned comedian Billy Hurley, we talk about even more offbeat news stories. And you won't not believe them!  The highlight of this week's wild not not news cycle was a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo stolen from a Las Vegas sex shop. Our local dildo expert correspondents, Billy and Grey, analyze all the wrinkles of this great story. And later the guys discuss their experience as patrons of Texas' first drive-thru strip club—two song limit folks!

Did you hear this week's big news? No, not the story about the man who bit the seagull for trying to steal his Big Mac. Grey is now releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all our valued Patreon members! We're also raffling off two of the final RazzBowl fan spots off to Patreon members this week. Shoot me an email at [email protected] if you're a Patreon member who would like to be entered into that raffle. And if you aren't in the cool kid's Patreon club yet, what in the name of Albright are you waiting for?! Join the Razzball Patreon now for just $5/month.Anyway, on this week's episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with world renowned comedian Billy Hurley, we talked about more offbeat news stories. What you heard about the man who bit a seagull was all true. And no, that man wasn't previous Patreon Podcast guest, Lenny Dykstra. Well, as far as we know. Turkmenistan is also dealing with a very serious dust pandemic and their requiring all of their citizens to wear masks. And they're now dealing with a severe shortage of Swifters. Grey is impressed with the man who's trademarking potential new team names for the Washington football team formerly known as the Redskins and Billy is fascinated by the man who just obtained his 150th Guiness Record by keeping three balloons in the air for over an hour. Find all of this plus a brief appearance by Billy-Ivan, on this week's Razzball Patreon Podcast!

The Razzball Patreon gets harder and harder each week. I mean hotter and hotter each week. Sorry, we just got done discussing a bunch of dong news articles on this week's show with our favorite comedian, and Grey's new best friend, Billy Hurley. Grey was enamored with the headline of a man who "accidentally" got a phone charger stuck in his bladder by inserting it up his penis. Except the distressed patient told doctors that it was actually headphones that he swallowed. Can you believe this is real dong news? If so, you won't believe the next one! There's a mounting movement against sexist phallic shaped buildings. Feminists believe skyscrapers embody a toxic form of masculinity. Which leads Grey to praise the progressive Afghani Vagina Caves several dozen times throughout the show.After all the penis talk loses its libido, we discuss more not not news stories including Navy LSD usage, NASA's space perfume and Heinz's new mayo ice cream. Mmmmm mayo ice cream! Don't miss out on all of this week's laughs, support your favorite fantasy site now by joining the Razzball Patreon Club! We appreciate you all!

If you haven't signed up for the Razzball Patreon yet then you've been missing out. The 59 minutes I spend each week chatting about weird news stories with comedians Billy Hurley and Grey Albright, are easily 50 of the most entertaining minutes of my week (and 9 of the most confusing minutes when Grey gets off on a tangent about an imaginary Russian man named Ivan who wrestles sharks). Speaking of shark wrestling, we discuss a wild shark wrestling story on this week's show.  Grey and Billy both give their best impressions of Grey's imaginary Russian friend Ivan—Billy wins easily—before we discuss flying snakes, 3D printed steaks and the new Guinness World Record for sponge hits to the face. Plus our first Florida man story with a guy who got trapped in quarantine with 200 parrots. Can you believe this is all news?! I for one can't believe it isn't isn't not not news! Join in on the madness, laughs and future Razzball Patreon insider benefits now while helping support you favorite fantasy baseball site! (95% of all proceeds will go towards Grey's Boba tea addiction.)

If you've been away during the MLB delay, then boy do we have a treat for you! During our quarantine days Grey and I created the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club. For the incredibly low price of $0.16 per day (or $5 per month) you too can join the Razz Patreon Nation, laugh along with our weekly podcasts, receive Grey's in season buy/sell columns early, win prizes, and much more!For the third week running we're joined by comedian Billy Hurley to breakdown this week's wacky news stories, including the Ukrainian man who was beaten with a sausage.Enjoy!

Appreciate everyone who has taken this multi-month journey with Donkey Teeth and I as we try to figure out exactly what this Patreon podcast will be. We started with interviewing ex-athletes (Lenny Dykstra), filmmakers, comedians, Prospect Itch and just Donkey and I shooting the shizz about what we’re watching on TV during a pandemic. Last week, we brought on friend of Razzball and comedian, Billy Hurley, and I secretly fell in love. I think it was our best show and the format seemed to click. Talk about the news that no one else wants to talk about or, rather, no one else should be talking about because they are ludicrous news stories. It’s the It Only Sounds Like Fake News Newshour!On this week’s show, we discuss a man that ordered escorts who he wanted to carry brooms, but got ones with machetes. Another story about a 76-year-old aerobics instructor, which was a story we discussed by accident because they just saw my browser history when I was prowling for Cougars.Then we discuss how scientists told us they’d be able to recreate dinosaurs in five years. Sadly, it was five years ago when they said it! Finally, a drunk monkey gets what he deserves — time behind bars! Wait, isn’t that a zoo?  But, honestly, it’s just an excuse to laugh for an hour; hope you can appreciate how much that’s needed right now.