It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we discuss how a drunken man blacked out and changed his name to "Celine Dion." Then we dig in on some questionable octopus propaganda from the evil mainstream media. Finally we round out the show with the story of a man who robbed a bank using a pillow case without holes as a mask and a wildlife trapper who disguised herself as an elderly woman in order to capture an aggressive turkey.Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:Man gets wasted, legally changes name to Celine DionOctopuses are ocean bullies that punch fish out of spiteMan who robbed bank wearing pillow case without eye holes arrested after fleeing 'very slowly' then stopping to pat a dogWildlife trapper dons disguise to capture aggressive turkey

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. On this week's New Year's extravaganza show we dive right in on one of the stories of the year: a son wins lawsuit after mom throws away his best porno mags. Then cops called to investigate a marijuana smell find a burning inflatable T-Rex costume and a hospital in Trinidad denies allegations of a snake in their operating theatre—it was only a monkey, they claim. The year is rounded out with a story about people shoving potatoes up their butts in an attempt to cure hemorrhoids (not recommended by medical professionals).Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:Son wins lawsuit after mom throws away his best porno magsOfficers called to pot smell coming from neighbor’s apartment find burning T-Rex costume insteadHospital angrily denies snake discovered in operating theatre, insisting there was only a monkeyStop shoving potatoes up your butt, doctors warn

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. After Grey updates us on his pastrami drama we dive on on this weeks stories, including a naked man rollerblading on an Ohio highway wearing only a panda head and an illegal winery operating out of an Alabama sewage plant. Later we investigate hyper-realistic masks in Japan, McDonalds new Spam/Oreo burger and cat poop coffee.Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:Naked man filmed rollerblading on Ohio highway wearing only panda headIllegal Winery Busted At Alabama Town’s Sewage PlantWearing someone else's face: Hyper-realistic masks to go on sale in JapanMcDonald's Is Releasing A New Burger And It's Made With Spam and OreosCat Poop Coffee

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. It was a laid back holiday show this week as Grey shares his famous Albright pastrami with the world. Off the top, we discuss the new Japanese pajama suits that are sweeping Toyko. Later we investigate lost Chinese martial art of Iron Crotch Kung Fu and then round the show out with a murder suspect who escapes prison transport with in a McDonalds drive-thru.Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:Japan's Pajama Suit helps teleworkers look good for Zoom callsChinese “iron crotch” kung fu masters fight to preserve a painful-looking traditionMurder suspect escapes prison transport van that stopped at McDonald’s

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, we discuss how German courts rule in favor of techno, an underwater scooter criminal and the Austrian villager formerly named "Fucking." Real village name, real news. Then we round the show out with a missing giant wooden penis statue in the Bavarian Alps and a whale sculpture in the Netherlands which saved an out of control metro train. Follow along with all of this week's stories here:German Court Rules That Techno Counts As Music Ponzi scheme suspect uses underwater scooter to try and evade FBI in California Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name A Giant Penis Statue in the Bavarian Mountains Is the New Mysterious Monolith Giant whale sculpture catches crashing metro train in midair

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, we discuss why Subway sandwiches can no longer legally be called food in  Ireland and what's up with Lady Gaga's new oreos. Then we chat about Toyko's new porn star amusement park and the strange monoliths popping up all over the world. Tune in now for all the laughs!And follow along with all of this week's stories here:Sandwiches in Subway 'too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread' Lady Gaga launches eye-popping 'Chromatica' Oreo cookieTokyo opens adults-only theme park, complete with porn stars Monoliths

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, we discuss the new the Florida man who pulls out a gun when questioned about his penis size and the U.K.'s pandemic sex ban. Then we chat about a tourist who was cursed after stealing artifacts from the ruins of Pompei and Finnair's new business plan.Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:Florida driver whips out handgun when asked about his penis size Sex banned indoors for Tier 2 couples living apart, Number 10 confirms Tourist returns stolen artefacts from Pompeii ‘after suffering curse’ A taste for travel? Finnair to sell plane food in shops

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, we discuss the new Tom Cruise movie set to be filmed in space and the Pope's Instagram scandal. Later we dive in on Baby Shark torture and time travel.Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:Tom Cruise is officially going to space for his next movieVatican probing Pope Francis' Instagram 'liking' Natalia Garibotto photoPlaying ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat officially deemed a form of tortureAfter Fiancee is Found Dead, Man Researches Time Travel to ‘Correct a Horrible Mistake’Woman accused of impersonating prosecutor, dropping criminal charges against herself

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, we discuss skydiving proposals and airplane pandemic weddings, which prompts Grey to question all types of measurements—especially IQ tests. Later we have a long talk about elevator etiquette and COVID elevator etiquette in particular.Find all this week's hilarious stories here:Man proposes to girlfriend after skydiving from 13,000 feetYou can now buy a $28K socially distant ‘Wedding in the Sky’ Why elevator etiquette has New Yorkers at each other’s throats Tesla owner in Canada charged with ‘sleeping’ while driving over 90 mph

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, we find out about a French Bulldog who was elected to office in Kentucky, then it devolves from there.Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:Kentucky town elects new mayor — this French bulldog named Wilbur Rooster Kills Policeman in Cockfighting Raid Gone Wrong Man banned from Yellowstone for trying to fry chickens in hot spring Hero pet parrot squawks owner’s name, saves him from house fire