It's your favorite hour of the week! I Can't Believe It's Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. Off the top, Grey shares the story of how an @BillyHurls tweet about Everything Bagels almost broke up his marriage, then devolves from there.Find all of this week's stories here:Costco drops Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland allegedly placed in solitary confinement for podcasting Toronto family shocked by letter

It's the 20th episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with Grey Albright, Donkey Teeth and world renowned comedian Billy Hurley. First, Grey gives an update about his role as pedophile on an episode of NCIS and the codpiece cookies he made for Chris O'Donnell. Then we dive in on this week's stories with a Billy reporting from under a rock about a website offering a chance to live under a rock during election week—excuse me while I book my accommodations. Speaking of the election, an Iowa man who stole an election sign then stole every newspaper that reported his original theft. Then find out all about the boy who's eaten noting but sausage his entire life; straight from teat to the sausage. All this and much more on this week's Razzball Patreon Podcast! Find all of this week's stories here:Website offers chance to 'live under a rock' during election week Iowa man who stole election sign goes on to steal newspapers that reported it Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been curedOnline retailer Yandy has transformed hand sanitizer and banana bread into revealing Halloween costumes

Billy Hurley returns triumphantly from his comedy show on the park hill and Grey has a tub of Boba from his new favorite tea establishment for this week's episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News. But first Grey divulges a super secret TV show which will be recorded in his home this week. Then we dive into the earth shattering news story about the man who was charged with ASSault after farting in an Uber. No, seriously, the gassenger is facing 6 months jail time for his stinky crime. And after several sightings of a man in a jet pack 3,000 feet in the air over LAX, questions arise regarding Grey's recent whereabouts. Also, a Florida father sends his son to school wearing a Hooters mask. Or Hooters underwear on his face, hard to tell. Tune in now for all the laughs with Billy, Grey and Donkey!Man charged with assault after farting in UberJet Pack Sighting at 3,000 Feet Over Los Angeles Prompts InvestigationFlorida dad defends fifth-grade son wearing Hooters mask to school

Don't miss story time off the top of this week's episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with star comedian Billy Hurley, amateur comedian Grey Albright and failing comedian Donkey Teeth. Grey tells about how he also died in a pickling accident plus his struggles getting Apple Care to solve all his problems. And Billy invites the audience to travel back in time to attend his outdoor comedy show in a New York City park.Then we discuss the top news stories of the week, headlined by the three guys accused of creating a man cave under Grand Central Terminal with a futon AND microwave too. Plus a new dating site which only matches users with a 20+ year age gap as well as a bonus story about a dating site for men with small penises. Side note, we'd like to introduce you to our new sponsor: Dinky One's Dating Site.Also, you'll definitely want to hear the story about how hard it is being rich these days. Check out all of this week's stories here: 3 accused of creating man cave under Grand Central Terminal New ‘extreme’ dating site only matches users with 20-year age gap I’m a millionaire and it’s really hard being rich

Grey and Billy Albright are back after their blessed union, and better than ever, on this week's episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with Donkey Teeth! After a discussion about how Grey totally dropped the ball while selecting his playoff fantasy baseball team with Donkey, the guys dive head first into the news cycle.First some foul mouthed parrots are reprimanded for swearing at visitors in a wildlife park. Then an American tourists faces prison time after posting a negative review for a hotel in Thailand a recovering Albany addict is rescued by priests on a floating tiki bar. And finally some people we've never heard of are having terrible quarantine sex because they didn't get the memo on quarantine sex walls.  Find all of this week's wacky stories here:Foul-Mouthed Parrots Removed from Wildlife Park for Swearing at Visitors American tourist faces prison for negative TripAdvisor review of Thailand hotel  Albany man rescued from Lake George by priests on a floating tiki bar Cynthia Bailey is having ‘horrible’ quarantine sex with fiancé Mike Hill

We have a special treat for you this week on the Razzball Patreon Podcast! The not not new takes somewhat of a backseat on this episode as Grey shows off his vocal range with top notch impersonations of Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, Marlon Brando, Leonard DiCaprio and Sean Connery.  Billy adds in his great impressions of Trump, Obama, Bush Sr. and Ross Pero for good measure, as well as a hilarious new character: "Timid Don Corleone." But of course the name of the show is still, "I Can't Believe It's Not Not News," and this weeks outrageous stories will not disappoint either, including the man who saved a half eaten Richard Nixon BBQ buffalo sandwich for 60 years, a ban on pooping on New York City subways and Australian courts rule that employees may now use the toilet and drink water while at work—how progressive. Tune in now for all the laughs and Albright cackles you can handle!Man has kept Richard Nixon’s half-eaten sandwich for 60 years MTA board to officially ban pooping in subways, buses Workers have a right to take toilet breaks, court rules

World famed comedian Billy Hurley returns for his 15th show with Grey Albright and Donkey Teeth. Penis stories were sparse in this week's not not news, but there was plenty of pee. A German man was in the news this week for his unorthodox alternative health practice of drinking 7 pints of his own urine each day which allegedly keeps him from ever getting sick. Then, Grey is intrigued by a Japanese haunted drive-thru where ghosts and zombies attack your car. But the highlight of the show is an Alaskan dentist who's going to prison for 12 years for performing dental work on a hoover board. We round out this week's not not news with a feel good story of the tortoise who went missing for 74 days, only to be found 1/8th of a mile away from home. So buckle up and grab a frosty pint of urine as you listen to this week's episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News! Man drinks seven pints of his own urine a day, claims he never gets ill  Socially Distanced Drive-Thru Haunted House OpensAn Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail A 150-pound tortoise who escaped from a Tennessee home has been returned after 74 days, managing to make it less than a mile during his slow and steady journey

If it's not news then you won't hear about it on I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with Grey Albright, Billy Hurley and Donkey Teeth. On this week's show we discuss a woman who called the police over a piece of meat she bought at Save A Lot which she suspected might be a human penis—it wasn't. Then a lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair goes up for auction which gives Grey the brilliant idea to clone Honest Abe and employ him to write for Razzball. Later, a tourist in Thailand grabs a docile tiger's testicles for a selfie opp and a New Zealand boy has a lego piece lodged in his nose for two full years. Find links to all of this week's stories below!Phallic-shaped meat prompts police investigation Lock of Lincoln’s hair and bloodied telegram up for auction Ballsy tourist slammed for grabbing tiger by testicles for zoo selfie Lego piece falls out of New Zealand boy's nose after being stuck for two years Shit a brick: doctors swallow Lego to allay parents' fears

I Can't Believe It's Not Not News is back for your weekly dose of wacky news from around the world. First, a college student orders a marble cutting board off Amazon, only to find a vivid sketch of a penis drawn on the board (see image). As you might guess, Billy and Grey have plenty of thoughts about this young ladies' fortune. Next, a homeless Florida man lives in a luxury suite at the Tampa Bay soccer stadium for two weeks before being discovered by the cleaning crew. Then, KFC suspends their "Finger Lickin' Good" slogan which prompts Billy to come up with a few alternative slogans for the chicken empire and Grey gets caught up on Colonel Sanders' fake valor. All of this, plus a surprise visit from Billy-Ivan and cameo appearance from Billy the Penis Arm Guy. Tune in now for all the laughs!

On this week's podcast, Grey, Billy and Donkey spend half the show discussing a Chinese news story where a 300-500 pound man somehow gets stuck in the opening of a well. Our main idea man Grey has the solution which of course involves a dog and butter. The second half of the show is full of more dogs, butter and dog butter ideas.Also, a cat falls from the sky and knocks a different Chinese man unconscious and a Swiss chocolate factory malfunction causes chocolate flakes to fall from the sky like snow. And Mississippi almost changed their state flag to a mosquito. Classic Mississippi! Tune in now for all the laughs and Albright giggles!