It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, Chinese men are imprisoned for taking advantage of a glitch in the KFC app allowing them to "steal" $12,000 worth of chicken.  Then Duke students invent a new toilet that takes pictures of your poop and, in an unrelated story, cicada's butts are falling off. Finally, Billy gets up close and personal with the world's largest penis.Find all of this week's stories here:Students 'jailed for exploiting KFC glitch' for free foodA new toilet designed by Duke University will take pictures of stool and send it to your doctor to be analyzed.Cicadas Fall Prey to a Psychedelic-Producing Fungus That Makes Their Butts Fall OffMan with world's largest penis 'weighs it to prove it's real'

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a drunk man at Kid Rock's Steakhouse uses his colostomy bag as a weapon against the police, and Billy Hurley is there for it.  Then scientists solve the "Giant Penis Man's" origin date but Grey is very skeptical about whether or not the scientists actually know what they're doing. Finally, we head down under as an Australian woman wakes up with an Irish accent after surgery and an Australian diver spots a fish sporting a gold wedding band.Find all of this week's stories here:Drunk man outside Kid Rock bar in Tennessee used his colostomy bag as a weaponScientists solve mystery of when 'giant penis man' was erectedAustralian woman wakes up with Irish accent after throat surgeryDiver spots fish wearing a gold wedding ring in Australia

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, Gwyenth Paltrow reaches a new low during the pandemic: she ate bread.  Then Ben Affleck is shot down by a young lady on a dating app, and a mother is nearly arrested at Six Flag for wearing short shorts. Finally, Billy reports on the newly discovered worm with 100 butts.Find all of this week's stories here:Gwyenth Paltrow Broke Down and Ate BreadTikTok user claims Ben Affleck sent her video after matching on RayaMom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too shortThis Worm Has 100 Butts

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, it's our weekly penis story: do larger noses equal larger penises? Scientists say yes . . . if you're a dead Japanese man. Then one town uses $228,000 in COVID relief funds on a giant squid statue, and Billy Hurley is there to report on it. And later we get the scoop on a man who built a 250 foot poop wall and another man busted while attempting to smuggle 35 live finches into the United States using hair curlers.Find all of this week's stories here:Snout clout: Larger noses equal larger penises, according to studyThis town used its $228K in COVID relief funds on a giant squid statueMan erects poop wall after property dispute with neighborMan busted at JFK with 35 live finches stuffed inside hair curlers

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on a woman facing felony charges for not returning a copy of Sabrina The Teenage Witch two decades ago. Then an Illinois man bowls a perfect game with his fathers ashes inside his bowling ball and a Russian man is held hostage by a Chinese reality TV show. And later Billy gets the scoop on a Greyhound who tested positive for meth after winning a race.Find all of this week's stories here:Woman facing federal charges for not returning VHS tape 21 years agoIllinois man puts dad's ashes into ball, bowls perfect gameRussian man 'trapped' on Chinese reality TV show finally voted outGreyhound tests positive for Meth

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on Alaskan ravens stealing groceries from Costco customers. Then we purchase a super realistic muscle suit for Grey before diving in on the story of a man named Happy who fought a bobcat. And later Grey's world is rocked by the impending bubble tea shortage.Find all of this week's stories here:Ravens Accused Of Stealing Groceries From Alaska Costco CustomersSuper-realistic Muscle Suit Makes Wearer Look Super-SwoleMan named Happy throws bobcat after it attacks wife in wild videoBubble tea shortage hits US, could last for several months'Popcorn salad' recipe by Food Network's Molly Yeh divides Twitter

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on a Montana child who found a bullet in a bag of Cheetos. Then we reveal the phallic path taken by the captain of the ship which was stuck in the Suez Canal, just prior to running aground. And later we get the scoop on a robot dog that's peeing beer, and a new MLB position: Wiener Tester.Find all of this week's stories here:Montana dad claims his 6-year-old found a bullet at the bottom of a Cheetos bagCargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez CanalBoston Dynamics' creepy robo-dog can now pee beer on commandCompany hiring 'MLB Food Tester' to eat hot dogs at stadiums

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on Lil Nas X's newly released shoes with actual human blood inside, followed up by the breaking news of a French gang of Lego looters on the loose. Then Billy covers the story of the man who ran into the grocery store, only to find 15,000 bees waiting for him in the car when he came out. And later we get the scoop on an abandoned mall turned into a high school.Find all of this week's stories here:Lil Nas X's unofficial 'Satan' Nikes containing human blood sell out in under a minuteFrench police on trail of international gang of Lego lootersA Man Found 15,000 Bees in His Car After Grocery ShoppingAbandoned Macy’s transformed into high school: ‘It’s weird but cool’

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on new scientific findings that pollution causes small penises. Then Billy covers the story of a mafia fugitive busted after posting YouTube cooking videos and later we get the scoop on a tennis player who sold a $5,000 NFT giving lifetime advertising rights on her right arm.Find all of this week's stories here:Pollution causes small penisesMafia fugitive caught after posting YouTube cooking videoTennis Player Oleksandra Oliynykova sold exclusive lifetime ownership of part of her right arm for more than $5,000

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on a man selling digital farts for $85 a pop. Then Billy heads to Europe to cover the story of a lecturer fired for the aggressive use of punctuation, plus socially distanced silent ravers in Barcelona. Later we get the scoop on parents blasted by a school for wearing skimpy clothes while picking up their children.Find all of this week's stories here:This doesn't smell right: NYC man sells farts, cashing in on NFT crazeLecturer fired for 'aggressive' use of question marks gets $20K payoutRavers feel the music at socially distanced silent disco in BarcelonaSchool blasts parents for 'skimpy' clothes during kid pickups, drop-offs