It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a woman is hospitalized and nearly dies after an 8-hour wedgie. Then, we discuss a new anti-social behavior patrolling robot and some innovative Japanese business cards. Finally, a man orders 100 tacos on a first date and "forgets" his wallet.Read all of this week's stories:Woman nearly dies after 8-hour wedgie from high-waisted shortsMeet Xavier: The new robot patrolling the streets for 'anti-social behaviour'Japanese printing company’s witty business cards reveal the smile behind your maskMan orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a woman calls in a bomb threat to get her man out of work. Then, Meghan Trainor and her husband poop together and a coach is reprimanded for throwing a jagged clipboard piece at a fan. Finally, a squirrel hides 175 pounds of nuts under the hood of a Chevy Avalanche.Read all of this week's stories:Woman, 33, ‘calls in BOMB THREATS to her boyfriend's workplace to get him sent homeMeghan Trainor, husband Daryl Sabara have adjacent toiletsUNC’s Max McCaffrey “reprimanded” for throwing clipboard into Montana State standsSquirrel hid 175 pounds of nuts in Chevy Avalanche pickup while owner was away

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a crypto trading hamster gets some publicity. Then, developers make some lofty claims about the new Amazon robot and our NASA expert Billy educates us about the human blood bricks to be utilized on Mars. Finally, a man dates 35 different women and tells them each he has a different birthday in order to collect gifts.Read all of this week's stories:All Hail Mr. Goxx, the Crypto Trading Hamster Who's Killing ItAmazon Astro is ‘terrible’ and will ‘throw itself down’ stairs, developers reportedly claimHuman blood bricks to be 'exploited' by scientists for building on MarsBoyfriend who dated 35 women charged with fraud

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a Canadian McDonald's manager lets Grimace's big secret slip. Then, Purdue researchers create the world's whitest paint and a funeral turns into a viral diss. Finally, a woman finds a rotting human finger in her burger.

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, ham smugglers are a growing concerned down on the Texas/Mexico border. Then, researchers toilet train cows and a girlfriend draws up a 17-page contract after only two weeks of dating. Finally, a Florida man plants a banana tree in a pothole in a last-ditch effort to get the city's attention.Read all of this week's stories:Man caught trying to smuggle 350 pounds of meat over Texas border??Researchers are toilet-training cows to reduce ammonia emissions caused by their wasteGirlfriend draws up 17-page contract for Tinder flame after dating two weeksFlorida Man Plants A Banana Tree In A Pothole In The Middle Of A Road

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, in a follow-up story, a son is awarded over $30,000 in court after his parents threw out his, uh, magazine collection. Then, a Japanese man is busted for stealing 730 pairs of women's underwear and another man finds his way into the Guinness Book of World Records by bouncing 10 miles on an inflatable ball. Finally, a New York City waiter loses his job and then opens a cafe out of his apartment.Read all of this week's stories:Michigan Parents Owe Son $30,441 For Tossing Out Prized Porn CollectionMan busted for stealing 730 pieces of women’s underwear from laundromatsMan bounces more than 10 miles on inflatable ball for Guinness World RecordNYC waiter who lost job opens cafe from his fourth-floor apartment

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a massive rubber ducky shows up in a Maine harbor. Then, Dublin shops ban money stored in bras and a raw chicken shows up on a Seattle baggage claim. Finally, a cow goes through the drive-thru at McDonalds.Read all of this week's stories:Huge rubber duck appears in Maine harbor, amuses residents: ‘It’s wonderful’Shop bans customers from paying with cash stashed in bras during heatwaveRaw chicken ends up on Seattle airport's baggage carouselCow Spotted In Back Of Car At McDonald's: "I thought it was fake at first. Who puts a cow in a Buick?"

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a zoo is now caging humans for lions' viewing pleasure. Then, a man's attempt to rob a bank using a handwritten note, fails due to his poor penmanship. Finally, Disney is finally channeling West World and bringing in some murder robots.Read all of this week's stories:'Reverse' zoo locks visitors in cages for lions' viewing pleasureMan’s handwriting was so bad Eastbourne bank staff didn’t know he was trying to rob themDisney World Or ‘Westworld’? Theme Park’s Robot Plans Have People Freaked

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a nude man stabs another nude man—yes, true story. Then, another man gets 6 kidney beans stuck in his penis and meowing cats save a woman's life. Finally, a man flys 650 miles for his first date with a woman he met on TikTok; slow news week!Read all of this week's stories:Nude Man Stabs Nude ManJack and the bean block: Man gets six kidney beans stuck in penis while trying to 'express' himselfCat’s MeowMan flies 650 miles for first date with woman he met on TikTok

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, Guy Fieri has a new apple pie hot dog and Grey goes American Pie on it. Then, researchers tickle rats while a British couple is taking on a 1930s lifestyle—except with iPhones. Finally, a Fairfield University professor gives the school a big FU with a lawsuit.Read all of this week's stories:Guy Fieri debuts new hot dog for Yankees' 'Field of Dreams' game — but would you eat it?Researchers in Australia have tickled lab rats every day for a month to see if it will improve the animals’ emotional well-beingOld-fashioned young couple prefers to live in the past — with a 1930s lifestyleFairfield University professor sues student, administration over failing grade