Not Quite Grownup

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  • Do You Know Who She's Married To? | Ace Your Next Job Interview!

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    Did you know that Bluey's new season is on Disney+ starting on August 10? CK is pretty excited about that... and if you aren't too, well... she'll sort YOU out, Mate.

    This week's episode sees CK playing the height game with GK, what you need to know about the Little League World Series, and a throwback to an early laugh about Major Dad. We also finally get to part 3 of "get thyself a job" and answer those common interview questions that are guaranteed to show up in some form or fashion during every interview you've ever had.

    Thank you to:

    • Promo: Gruesome Twosome,  @gruetwo_movies on Twitter
    • Little League World Series Bracket
    • Little League World Series History
    • Harvard Business Review Helps with Interviews
    • The Balance Careers
    • Molly at AllEars.net
    • That lipstick! Maybelline Super Stay

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    1 hr 12 min
  • I'm Going To Get Smarter | Explaining Soccer Rules

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    Okay Universe: you win. Caitlin can't have nice things because -- well, it's a long story. Blah blah blah -- now her kitchen and living room smell like coffee. Jenny gets confused during small talk with math people and Caitlin gives you the need-to-know info about soccer rules.

    Thank you to: 

    • Promo: Nefarious Nightmare, Twitter @anefariouspod
    • MLB Trade Deadline
    • MLB Players to Watch
    • Rookie Road: The Top 10 Rules of Soccer

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    58 min
  • Umami In My Mouth | Defining Soccer Vocabulary

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    Caitlin is WAY too excited about Women's Euro 2022 and CONCACAF, so today's episode is all about soccer vocab! You'll never wonder about the difference between a corner kick and a goal kick ever again.

    Of course, the Ks also talk about the ridiculousness that is their lives: this time around, it's ADHD + Prime Day mess, and some Boomer opinions on the Gen X experience.

    Thanks to: 

    • Promo: Petals of Support @PetalsofSupport on Twitter
    • The Coors Light
    • Podcast: Hacking Your ADHD
    • The Gist Newsletter
    • Rookie Road: Soccer Terms

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    59 min
  • Origin Story | Gen-X Bingo

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    This week's how-to is a "how to tell the difference between Gen-Xers and Millennials," thanks to a rousing game of Gen-X Bingo!

    Spoiler Alert: Jenny wins... but you already knew that was going to happen...

    Thank you to:

    • MLB.com
    • The Gist Newsletter
    • The Ever Trending Story Podcast
    • Crystal Gravy
    • Sherri Adams at Urban Teachers 
    • Kaleb

    Promo: Witches Talking Tarot


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    55 min
  • Anything Above Zero | Where To Start w/a Loved One's Final Arrangements

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    TW: This episode discusses personal experiences with COVID-19 and with losing a loved one.

    In this episode, Caitlin and Jenny bring in their mortician-friend Jennifer to talk about the logistics of losing a loved one. When you are responsible for a person's final arrangements, it can be hard to know where to start. Jennifer shares her story about why she chose her profession and why, if you're not sure how to begin the process of saying goodbye to a loved one, your local funeral home is a special resource.

    Don't worry, we keep it light with our usual banter and fun, too. Jenny reminds us why tennis isn't necessarily her area of expertise and Caitlin gets pumped about Women's UEFA Soccer!

    Shout-Outs & Sources:

    • Tipsy Exchange Podcast (Promo!) 
    • Witches Talking Tarot Podcast 
    • The Gist Newsletter 
    • Camp Agape Donation Page (So that you can help grieving children in Texas, too!) 


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    1 hr 5 min
  • Price Is Right? No, Price Is WRONG | How To Buy a Major Appliance

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    Buying major appliances is overwhelming -- let us help. Jenny is obsessed with her new dishwasher and washing machine and is ready to help you plan for your next big purchase. You learn about how quiet Caitlin's son can be and why Jenny is a Gen-Xer.

    Source Info:

    • Extreme Ironing
    • Who is playing LIV Golf? Updated list of PGA Tour defectors includes Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Bryson DeChambeau, others 
    • Five Tips for Buying the Right Appliances
    • Appliance Factory
    • Things to Consider When Shopping for Appliances 

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    59 min
  • "Colloquially." That's A Hard Word. | PRIDE Explainer, Part 2

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    YOU NEED AN ORANGE TRACKSUIT WITH POLKA DOTS.

    Okay, maybe you don't. But you DO need to hear our "PRIDE, part 2" discussion between Caitlin and Ariella. This one focused on sexual orientation and related labels, and we touched on gender-affirming care and the Equality Act. Of course, you get your circle time, complete with Jenny's son ensuring she doesn't break a gas station and Caitlin's obsession with magnets. (Just listen, you'll get it.)

    During the month of June and every other month, CK and GK stand in support of the LGBTQIA+ community. Let us know if you need a mom-hug. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

    Shout-Out to 

    • all of our reviewers on Apple Podcasts,  
    • Katie Lyke of LiveLoveLykePhotography; follow her on IG @livelovelykephoto, 
    • and to the CEO of Teal -- the resource for job-hunters -- David Fano


    Source Info:

    • LGBTQ Vocabulary Sheet, Authors: Arin Young, et al OFC Interns,   
    • GLAAD Media Reference Guide, 11th Edition, Glossary of Terms: LGBTQ,  
    • The Equal Rights Amendment and the Equality Act: Two Equality Measures Explained
    • PFLAG National Glossary of Terms
    • What is gender-affirming care? Your questions answered
    • How the Golden State Warriors Won the 2022 NBA Championship by The Athletic NBA Staff
    • How to Watch the College World Series from NBC New York
    • The Powers of Ten Video that Jenny loves

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    1 hr 13 min
  • She's Good At Being Peppy | PRIDE Explainer, Part 1

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    Wrestling is a form of sports (and medical?) entertainment. Phil Rosenthal is a fantastic human. And, our dear friend Ariella stops by to clarify some gender-affirming vocabulary words you need to know during PRIDE month.

    During the month of June and every other month, CK and GK stand in support of the LGBTQIA+ community. Let us know if you need a mom-hug. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

    Source Info: 

    • LGBTQ Vocabulary Sheet, Authors: Arin Young, et al OFC Interns 
    • GLAAD Media Reference Guide, 11th Edition, Glossary of Terms: LGBTQ 
    • The Equal Rights Amendment and the Equality Act: Two Equality Measures Explained
    • PFLAG National Glossary of Terms
    • What is gender-affirming care? Your questions answered

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Did You Hear About The Slap? | Writing a Great Resume

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    Happy PRIDE! Extending our love and support to the LGBTQIA+ this month and every month before and after. We appreciate that it's important to be an ally all year!

    We FINALLY get back to our series on the job hunt with Part 2: Resumes. Caitlin breaks down the basics of resume building so that you can get to work (literally). We both share some beauty info (Caitlin -- what NOT to do with your hair... Jenny -- investing in glowing skin) and you hear a doozy about a wet recliner (ew).

    Shout Outs!
    Doom Generation Podcast @DoomGenPod
    Culture Shocked @CSPodcast21

    Source Info: 

    • 2022 NBA Finals Schedule  
    • The Slap 
    • Teal  
    • Resume Builder: How To Write A Resume 
    • The Muse: 185 Powerful Action Verbs That Will Make Your Resume Awesome 

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    57 min
  • Finding the Humor | Our Tribute to Uvalde, TX

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    While there is no making sense of the tragic events in Uvalde, Texas, there are ways to manage and cope with the information. In this episode, Caitlin and Jenny provide a few resources for how you can take action to prevent future tragedy and how you can talk to your children and manage your feelings and emotions around this event.

    We tried to cheer ourselves up with some much-needed time catching up and laughing about the ridiculousness we've experienced during the past few weeks. Guess who dressed up as a cockroach recently?

    Source Info:

    • The Latin Jukebox @RockolaDelRolo
    • This World Is Ours Podcast @worldisours
    • The U.S. men's and women's soccer teams will be paid equally under a new deal, NPR, by Joe Hernandez 
      • Joe Hernandez Twitter @byJoeHernandez 
    • Sources to process the events in Uvalde
      • Donations: 
        • Moms Demand Action
        • Everytown
        • First State Bank of Uvalde Donation Fund for Robb Elementary Families -- all proceeds will go to the families. Use the info below if you wish to donate:
          • Make all checks payable to “Robb School Memorial Fund" and mail checks to 200 E. Nopal St., Uvalde, Texas, 78801
          • Or to donate through Zelle, email: [email protected]
      • How to Take Action (Caitlin's Info): Thinking About the Uvalde School Shooting, and What to Do Now, by Joanna Goddard
      • How to manage your mental health (Jenny's Info): 
        • School Crisis Center, Talking to children about terrorist attacks and school and community shootings in the news
        • American Psychological Association, Managing your distress in the aftermath of a shooting
        • American Psychological Association, Helping your children manage distress in the aftermath of a shooting
        • American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, Talking to Children About Violence

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    1 hr 16 min

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For elder millennial moms who are politically progressive, emotionally exhausted, and sick of “perfect‑parent” propaganda.


This podcast is a warm, funny, and unapologetic space for…