Not Quite Grownup

Not Quite Grownup

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  • Brand New Information | Writing Amazing Cover Letters

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    What's the key to telling any good story? A hook (and not the pirate kind). Caitlin and Jenny are here with the info that you need to write a killer cover letter, complete with extension recommendations. You get schooled on the best candy in the world and how to help your toddler put their shoes on the correct feet, too.

    Source Info:

    • Toronto Sun: Cam Newton under fire after sexist comments
    • Teal

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    47 min
  • I'm Supersized, And You've Got Two Fries | Funny Teacher Stories

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    As you well know by now, Caitlin and Jenny are teachers. They love to laugh, they love to learn, and they love to help their students get to those "Aha!" moments. And y'all... teaching is HARD. It's an underappreciated profession. And sometimes, the best way to get through those rough teaching days is with laughter. So for this year's Teacher Appreciation Week, we're sharing some of our favorite gems from inside the classroom. We're also recapping our episode on teacher gifts, in case you're looking for some inspo to spoil a teacher in your life. Happy #TeacherAppreciationWeek to all of the teachers out there -- we love you!

    Link to our Urban Teachers Giving Page, just in case you'd like to join us in our fundraising efforts! 

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    1 hr 2 min
  • A Talented Uvula | Beer Types & Our Collab with Beers With Dad

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    CK: I don't know how to beer. Do YOU know how to beer?
    GK: Um, I kind of know how to beer...?

    Thankfully, the boys from the Beers With Dad know how to beer. We get them to talk us through how to feel more confident at a brewery for your next pint. We also play a new game called "Gem, Low, Buffalo" and hear how CK almost gave access to podcast files to a stranger.

    Shout Outs!

    • Twitter: @beerswithdadpod
    • Twitter: @RRExpress
    • Twitter: Mike Capps @RRExpressRadio
    • Instagram: @AustinAleTrail
    • Twitter: @NoMoreLateFees
    • Apple Podcasts: Domestic Pints Only
    • Website: Austin Eye
    • Twitter: @DavidVenableQVC
    • YouTube: Stand Up Maths

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    1 hr 17 min
  • How Are We Talking About Magic Again? | Mother's Day Gift Ideas

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    Did you know that CK stans Mariah Carey? And GK sometimes sings along (loudly) to the music of The Carpenters? (She doesn't do it for this episode -- you're welcome.) We also talk about Chuck Norris's infomercials and magic. And, for our listeners who wish to honor a mother figure in their lives, here's your bulletin: Mother's Day 2022 is May 8th. If you're planning to honor a mother figure in your life this year (yourself or someone else), we've got some friendly advice on how to make it happen.

    Source Info: 

    • CBC Sports: American track and field legend Allyson Felix says she's retiring after 2022 season

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    53 min
  • Wyld Stallyns, Blurnur! | Skin Care Done Right

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    Okay, so you've got 20 minutes to get all of your skincare for the night done. We've gotchu, Boo-boo. In our first ever cram-sesh, Caitlin gives the run-down on how to apply your nighttime facial products so that you get the most bang for your buck (and yes, there are product recs!). Fun fact: Jenny has a special text tone for Caitlin; any guesses what it is?

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    35 min
  • Are We Trying To Win The Damn Game Or What!? | Explaining Baseball With Mike Capps

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    Baseball starts in TWO DAYS, y'all. CK brought her father-in-law, Mike Capps, to talk baseball. Mr. Capps, a.k.a. "Cappy," is the voice of the Round Rock Express, the Triple A affiliate of the Texas Rangers, and author of Grinders: Baseball's Intrepid Infantry. We also learn why GK is obsessed with her shower and that CK's son is quick to judge her drinking habits.

    Source Info:

    •  CNN: Rooney Rule: The NFL says teams must hire a minority or female offensive coach

    Shout Outs! 

    • The 80s Movie Podcast
    • Playlist Wars Podcast – Foo Fighters Episode
    • Mike Capps, Voice of the Round Rock Express

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    56 min
  • Did That Come With A Pay Raise? | Defining Baseball Vocabulary

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    Baseball is coming (yay!) and Caitlin and Jenny have all the vocab that you need to know to understand the basics of a baseball game. We'll make you sound like you know a thing or two about America's favorite pastime. Bonus: you hear about what makes Caitlin feel like a boss and how Jenny got her notary to become a CK & GK listener.

    Source Info:

    • MLB Glossary
    • Why is a Baseball Dugout underground? Dugoutcentral.com

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    1 hr 12 min
  • This Is Supposed To Be A Safe Place | Our Favorite Phone Apps

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    Caitlin and Jenny talk about the apps they love -- yes, food and tech. You get to hear about Jenny's (straight up gross) pregnancy cravings in addition to our favorite apps to use for parenting, finance, social media, health, and more. We learn who Caitlin's favorite TikTok account is (spoiler: it's doggy-related) and give you our usual sports round-up. So. Many. Activities!

    Source Info:

    • The Gist Instagram: @thegistusa
    •  Change.org Petition: Secure Brittney Griner's Release
    • The best parental control apps for Android and iPhone 2022, by Paul Wagenseil and Sean Riley
    • Katie D "Safe Place" Tweet -- go give @KatieD a follow on Twitter for funny mom content!

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    1 hr 7 min
  • A Patrick Swayze Person | Finding & Talking to Your Doctor

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    Did you know that it's been literal YEARS since GK had her annual physical? She decided to be 2022 be the year to get in control of her health by getting back to those regular appointments. She's got the advice you need on which appointments to make, what your insurance should cover, and when to fire your doctor so that you be the best advocate for yourself. Also -- we learn the only reason for cockroaches to exist and where you can get squid facts sent to you for free. 

    Source Info:

    • Integris Health: Preventive Health Care Appointments You Should Have Each Year
    • HealthCare.Gov: Preventive Health Services
    • Cigna: What Is Preventive Care?
    • CDPHP Daily Dose: Preventive Care: What It Is, Why It Matters, and What to Expect
    • Squid Facts Phone Number: 1-833-724-8398
    • Cry Me A Cockroach -- San Antonio Zoo

    Shout Outs!

    • Our reviewers -- you know who you are! 
    • Murdaugh Murders Podcast: @MandyMatney
    • Florida Men on Florida Man Podcast (Twitter Page)
    • Petals of Support (and Mama D!) (Twitter Page)


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    59 min
  • Llama Links | How to Get Started With Yoga

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    In this episode, we bring back our girl Ariella (professional yoga teacher and die-hard Marvel fan) to school us on how to "get into" yoga: what to look for in a practice, important equipment, and how to find the right place(s) for you to get started. There are also some interesting details on how CK used to annoy her BF (now husband) with "The Llama Song," and GK tells us about her family's affection for Meat Loaf.

    Source Info:
    See Ariella's guidance and sources here!

    Shout-Outs!
    @Nerd In Texas Podcast

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    1 hr

About Not Quite Grownup

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For elder millennial moms who are politically progressive, emotionally exhausted, and sick of “perfect‑parent” propaganda.


This podcast is a warm, funny, and unapologetic space for…