Not Quite Grownup

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  • More Like Moms' Night Out | Enjoying Concerts As A Grown Up

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    We're old-ish. Okay, so like, late-30s-old. CK's forehead is still youthful (see our Botox episode), but our energy reserves are depleted (because #teacherlife #momlife). And yet, we went to a concert together and had a blast! CK and GK came back to discuss how it all went and give our fellow geriatric millennials some tips for how to not just ENDURE a concert, but actually ENJOY enjoy a concert. You also get a play-by-play of CK's thoughts during the 2022 Superb-Owl halftime show.

    Source Info:
    The Wombats Twitter Page
    ClubHouse Twitter Page

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    49 min
  • Roach Roots | Decluttering Your Space

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    Okay, so Caitlin LIVES to declutter and organize. Remember how she's a "get up and go" self-care person? Her self-care is a project, and a project that involves decluttering and organizing is the BEST project. Here's her advice on how to declutter a space (with a liiiiiitle help from some professionals). Also, we learn what Jenny's Hogwart's House (-ish) is and decide that we really need to declutter this episode.

    Source Info:

    • The Gist Sports
    • Buzzfeed: "This Sorting Quiz Will Tell You Which Hogwarts House You Truly Belong In"
    • Wayfair: "Decluttering 101: How to Declutter Your Home"
    • Typically Topical: "56 Things You Can Declutter From Your Home Immediately"
    • Delynda Middleton, "14 Things That Make Your Home Look Cluttered"
    • Living Low Key: "How To Declutter Your Home Quickly: Room By Room"


    Shout Outs!
    Petals of Support

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    58 min
  • Get The Ball To The Thing | Explaining Football

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    In part 2 of the ladies' preparation for the Big Game (and the halftime show, because, let's be honest, CK's geriatric-millennial heart is SO STINKING EXCITED), Jenny gives you football basics so that you can understand the game. You also get a blast from the past, courtesy of Angelica Pickles, and Caitlin calls Jenny a nerd. Hey, if the shoe fits... :-)

    Source Info:

    • The Basic Rules of Football, by James Alder
    • Beginner's Guide to Football, The Football Girl


    Shout-Outs! Check out these fun indie podcasts!

    • @BottledUpB*tches
    • @GratingTheNerd


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    1 hr 1 min
  • It's Like One Mind | Defining Football Vocabulary

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    In part 1 of the ladies' preparation for the Big Game, Caitlin goes full "middle school teacher" on y'all and gives you football vocab for beginners. You know, so that you can understand what the heck your football-lovin' people are saying when they scream at the television. Also, fun fact: did you know that Jenny's favorite animal is a giant squid? Yeah, neither did Caitlin. 

    Source Info:

    • Football Glossary: Understanding Basic Terms of the Gridiron Game, by James Alder
    • Football 101: Football Positions & Their Roles, Dick’s Sporting Goods
    • “What Is Pass Interference in Football?” from The Stadium Reviews

    Shoutouts this episode:

    • That Damn Podcast
    • 88 MPH Podcast
    • Travel In Your Pocket Podcast

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    56 min
  • Does Eating Count As A Sport? | What's a Private School?

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    In the last of the three-part series on school types, Caitlin and Jenny give you a rundown on private schools. They also get into Jenny's favorite form of self-care. 

    Source Info: 

    • Understood.org, "Public, private, and charter schools: How they compare"
    • GreatSchools.org, "Public vs. private vs. charter schools" by Psyche Pascual
    • CNN, "The Baylor women's basketball team is dropping 'Lady' from its name and will be known as the Bears" by Wayne Sterling

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    57 min
  • Stockard Channing | What's a Charter School?

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    Caitlin and Jenny give you a quick summary of charter schools to assist you in your school choice. We also talk about Stockard Channing more than one time. We love you, Stockard.

    Source Info:

    • Understood.org, "Public, private, and charter schools: How they compare"
    • GreatSchools.org, "Public vs. private vs. charter schools" by Psyche Pascual 
    • Olympics.com, Tokyo 2020 Olympic Medal Count 
    • CNBC, "‘Field of Dreams’ baseball game was a ratings win for Fox with 5.9 million viewers" by Jabari Young

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    56 min
  • Oh Toe You Didn't | What's a Public School?

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    School Options, Part 1 of 3: In this pre-recorded episode, Caitlin explains the basics of public schools so that you can make an informed decision about where to send your kiddo for the upcoming school year... and Jenny explains her phobia of bees.

    Source Info:

    • Understood.org, "Public, private, and charter schools: How they compare"
    • GreatSchools.org, "Public vs. private vs. charter schools" by Psyche Pascual

    5-Star Podcast Recs:

    • Designated Quizzers! Check them out on Twitter!

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    53 min
  • Late, But There's Always a Good Reason | Practical & Realistic Self-Care

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    In this episode, Caitlin and Jenny discuss the "self-care" nonsense that has taken pop culture and e-magazines by storm. We also get into talk about Christmas decor, Christmas movies (furthering the "is Die Hard a Christmas movie?" debate), and the national sport of Bangladesh: Kabaddi.

    Source Info:

    • The Gist
    • ReachOut.Com, "What Kind of Self Care is Right For You?"
    • "9 Fathers On How They Make The Time For Self-Care" -- Emma Loewe for MindBodyGreen.com
    • "How To Stop Feeling Guilty About Taking Care of Yourself" -- Heather Moulder, J.D., ACC for CourseCorrectionCoaching.com
    • "Self-Care for Kids by Age: Everything You Need to Know" -- Holly Jones, LCSW for ChildSavers.org

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    1 hr
  • Winter Soldier Is My Comfort Movie | Getting Into Marvel Movies & the MCU

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    We have our first interview! Our friend (and birthday girl) Ariella introduces us to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.... maybe we talk about Candace Cameron Bure some more... And you get to hear about why it's awkward for Caitlin to walk through her neighborhood during Christmastime. Happy Holidays, everyone!

    Source Info: 

    •  The Gist -- "The biggest moments in Jewish sports history"

    To see Ariella's Marvel recommendations, click here! Or, find Ariella on TikTok, Wattpad, and more here!

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Free Gift With Purchase | How To Follow The MLB Playoffs

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    So Jenny's husband is all about Fantasy Football -- Caitlin's is absorbed in the MLB playoffs. His team is eliminated, but Caitlin's is still in the hunt for the World Series. She'll explain how the structure works and give you some helpful definitions and terms if baseball is the talk-of-the-town in your house, too.

    Source Info:

    • Franchise Sports, "MLB Playoffs explained" by Bryan Zarpantine; 
    • CBS Sports, MLB Bracket 2021

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    53 min

About Not Quite Grownup

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For elder millennial moms who are politically progressive, emotionally exhausted, and sick of “perfect‑parent” propaganda.


This podcast is a warm, funny, and unapologetic space for…