Nothin' Means Nothin'

This week, the guys are live and in-person tackling their most thorough brackets episode yet! 16 different flavors of donut will be tasted, all from the same chain coffeehouse (hint: allegedly, an entire country is fueled by this company's wares), until one winner is crowned. Will it be a classic, like vanilla frosted or jelly, or will it be a cream-filled abomination like Bavarian cream? No matter the outcome, one thing is for certain: two people should NEVER split and consume 16 donuts in one sitting.

This week, the guys jump around more than a kangaroo wearing moon shoes, going from topic to topic with reckless abandon. Whether it's World War VII, finding things in caves, a Lord of the Rings death metal band, or something about reverse burgling, there's something for at least one person! So grab your favorite juice box and listen to some (alleged) stories on this week's NMN.

This week, the guys talk about western cultural expectations and the definition of "success" in relation to traditional milestones. Also included: picking a celebrity to narrate your life (complete with impromptu impressions), worst movie tropes, and funny car stories. Also also, something about crushing Craig's dreams. It's another episode full of Deus Ex Machina on NMN!

This week, the guys talk about the trials and tribulations of buying a new car and how completely not stressful it is. Also included: cutesy pet names for your significant other, wacky hotels, something about strongman and some impromptu clickbait titles for popular movies. So grab su cariño or tôr chérie and settle in for another romantic episode of NMN!    

It's time for some more brackets! This week, the guys take the finest cuisine that middle America has to offer and try to find the very best chain restaurant. Will it be a certain 'factory', known for its very particular brand of confections? Perhaps a TexMex place named for a hot pepper, with nothing spicy on the menu? Or will it be an underdog, like the place where you're always family or a steakhouse from down under? All of this and more on NMN!

This week, the guys invite Sam "Samwise" Eisenberg back onto the show to talk about his new business venture, Live Limitless! In this discussion, Sam gives us some tips about things like: how to manage your time, how to define "success" for each individual goal, or how to prioritize your values in your day-to-day life. We know we usually utilize our B.S. in BS on NMN, but today, there's actually something of substance! Oh, and also included - virtual hugs, apps that should exist, and duck butts.

This week, the guys weigh the positives and negatives of homeopathic medicine. (No, really) Before that, though, Craig reads an essay that he wrote detailing all of the flaws of...this podcast...? Also, the music of Norway, movies that warrant a repeat viewing, and some oral lore involving bbq and an ancient prophecy. So grab your favorite physician and tell them you need a prescription for tomfoolery. If they opt for the generic brand, we'll see you right back here on NMN!

This week, the guys talk about how lockdowns have been causing people to re-evaluate their careers, relationships, goals and desires. That being said, you can also expect to hear about the pros and (mostly) cons of oregano oil, things that people would never expect our hosts to enjoy, placing characters from one movie into another one, and George's favorite fish. Oh, and lots about Rachmaninoff...kind of. Spoiler alert - don't believe the title! 

This week, the guys get zany (for a change) and talk about a whole bunch of nothing that means nothing. George ponders whether or not he could teach somebody to be Puerto Rican. Craig gets mad at George for not knowing his favorite wine. George romantically describes the value of a good cigar. Craig writes a screenplay for a German action movie. No matter what you're in the mood for, it's ein Ziegelstein zum Kopf on this week's installment on NMN!

This week, the guys get back to the brackets and narrow down the greatest Nintendo 64 games ever to grace our CRTVs with zero round edges. (Spoiler alert: the world's most famous plumber - no, not Bob Vila - might make an appearance...or five). Anthropomorphic bears with backpack-dwelling sidekicks, time-traveling elves in funny green hats, and some guy named Anthony Eagle or something, we've got it all. So sit down, strap in, and do a barrel roll while we take you to nostalgia town on NMN.