Nothin' Means Nothin'

This week, the guys get nostalgic and nerdy (which is also the title of their forthcoming hip hop album) and talk about the good old days of Pokemon on the original Gameboy. Also included: the flaws of the Harry Potter house system, buying cars online, and an impromptu...power rangers...skit? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we were all hopped up on GFuel, I don't know what to tell you. Anyway, grab your link cable and your worm light and meet us at recess - we've got a jacked lizard who needs to grow an extra set of arms.

This week, the guys go variety-show style and answer a few dozen rapid-fire questions. George's oddly accurate Louis Armstrong impression? Got it. A seamless segue from Hilary Duff to Coal Chamber? Right here. A spicy conversation about what Craig finds most attractive about George's girlfriend? You know it. Move over Carol Burnett! Singing, dancing, orange marmalade and ferrets, all in the same place for one night only on NMN.

This week, the guys talk about the Netflix-esque subscription model used for everything from movies and television, to books and games, and what effect it's had on how we, as a society, value our entertainment. Sound too much like a college thesis for your liking? Don't fret! By listening, you could learn, for instance, how to say "livin' the dream" in 10 different languages (seriously). Not into multilingual greetings? Fine, you uncultured swine - there's also plenty of bad words and low-brow humor. Enjoy!

On this bonus episode, relive every introduction from Season One! From Craig "Jack of at least one trade" O'Malley and Uncle Scrooge McMallard, enjoy 10+ minutes of all the usual BS and tomfoolery that kicks off (and continues throughout) every show, now for the first time in one, special collection. That's right, all of your favorites on 32 compact discs or 48 cassette tapes, now for the low, low price of (four installments of) 28.99 plus shipping and handling. But wait! Call in the next five minutes...

This week, the guys tackle another bracket, this time pitting your (our) favorite classic rock bands head-to-head. That's right - high voices, guitar solos, and a whole lot of hair - and that's just the hosts! Also included: nursery rhymes, advertisements, and Craig attempts (and fails) to hit the high note while singing the greatest song of all time. Madness and tangents abound, as always, on NMN.

This week, the guys talk about small ways to improve your quality of life in a mostly-still-locked-down world. (Bonus fact: a recent poll found that listening to this podcast is recommended by 1 out of 1 dental assistants for maintaining a positive world-view). Also included: becoming the newest deity of a polytheistic pantheon, worst vacation destinations, and a bevy of out of date references. If nothing else, at least we've got good intentions...

This week, the guys talk about things that people enjoy that they don't quite understand. Also, Craig learns a new word, George declares his love for deep voices, and someone called Christina Ambiguity keeps coming up in conversation. Get your weekly dose of NMN, part of this balanced breakfast.

This week, the guys kick off Season 2 with a discussion about awesome drumming! Also included: joining the circus, sentient animals performing human jobs, and something about a porpoise. New season, same shenanigans. We're back!

This week, if the title didn't give it away, the guys bring on special guest John Tuosto! Topics include, but are not limited to: Gary Busey, marriage pacts, the word "ubiquitous", and way too many mentions about a certain pay-for-pics website. For our main topic, we discuss the impact of embracing the unfair nature of life, and how entitlement can be an unproductive mindset. Oh, and Stacie Orrico...again...obviously.

This week, the guys bring you the epic conclusion to the Disney songs mega-bracket! That's right, sixteen of your favorites go head-to-head until one winner is crowned the best song ever cartoon-sung. And when we say "your" favorites we don't mean you, you; we mean more the collective you. Obviously, we can't guarantee your actual, personal favorite songs will be on the list, especially after the "Jingle Bells" fiasco. It's more a figure of speech, to convey that some songs you greatly enjoy could be on th