Do you like anthropomorphic animals? Are you enthralled by humans and or previously aforementioned animals bursting sporadically into song? Would you consider a story's potential unfulfilled if one or more of the protagonist's parents didn't die horrifically within the first 5 minutes? Then you're in luck! This week, 32 Disney songs become 16 as the guys look to declare a winner. Come back next week for the mysterious conclusion! Seriously, it hasn't even been recorded yet, we have no idea how it ends.

This week, the guys ruminate on why people are their own harshest critics. Also included: some VERY NSFW content between 18:00 and 36:45 (aka skip this if we're related), hide and seek as a professional sport, and George shares his...unique...opinions about art. If you thought we'd be holding back in 2021, think again! We're not holding back, front, or to the sides. New Year, same nonsense, on Nothin Means Nothin.

This week, the guys put out a special, bite-sized edition of the podcast! This time, it's all about New Year's Resolutions; why we make them, how they can fail, and how to make sure yours will succeed. It's not the best self-help you can buy, but it is completely free, so...

Happy New Year from Nothin Means Nothin!

This week (again), the guys conclude their biggest brackets episode ever in Part 2! 32 Christmas songs have become 16 - and now it's time to decide which one is the best to ever be pa rum pum pum pummed. From the oldest song in recorded history, to the most memorable melody on the list, find out how your favorite did (or didn't) do. Oh, and we definitely didn't forget any songs. Or misunderstand any lyrics... Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Nothin Means Nothin!

Part 1 of 2! This week, the guys jump into their biggest brackets episode ever, as 32 Christmas songs go head-to-head in order to eventually crown one ultimate winner. That's right, thine eyes do not deceive you; this bracket is twice as big, twice as bold, twice as...long...as past installments. Find out who makes it out of round 1 this time, and look out for the conclusion in part 2, releasing Christmas Eve. Ho-ho-holy Schnikes, and Happy Holidays, from Nothin Means Nothin!

This week, the guys are even more all over the place than usual! From buffet etiquette, to naming a boat, to starting a hypothetical business, nothing has ever meant this much nothing. If you've got two hours and have ever wondered what it would be like to hear Kermit the Frog order food at a French restaurant, you've come to the right place...

This week, the guys aren't the guys at all! With George away due to an unfortunate incident involving a 4-iron, a cast-iron skillet, the iron giant and some irony, Craig enlists the help of his sister for an extra special episode. Tattoos, narcotics, former US Presidents, and maybe even some Christmas cheer - nothing is off limits when you put Albe next to a microphone. Hold on to your brain cells...this could get silly

This week, the guys tackle yet more brackets - and you know two former fat kids couldn't go too long without talking about some good old-fashioned fast food! Will the winner be a classic establishment, like the golden arches or the Pippi Longstocking wannabe? Perhaps a regional favorite, like those overly religious chicken-slingers, will win the day? Or is there a dark horse waiting in the wings? Mascots, slogans, and traditional American excess abound on this weeks episode of NMN!

This week, the guys tackle their September brackets two months late, narrowing down the best cartoon of the 1990's. Will it be the kid with the oblong head? A cartoon duck of some description? Perhaps a couple of large, semiaquatic rodents who are perpetually displeased will steal the show? All of that and more on this week's episode, where a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.

This week, the guys design their own strongman competition. Also included: long-winded recipes, ridiculous product reviews and fancy whisky glasses. Batteries not included, some assembly required, your results may vary and not intended to cure, treat, or diagnose any disease.