Nothin' Means Nothin'

This week, the guys are back at it again with the brackets, this time pitting breakfast cereals head-to-head to determine the best early-morning sustenance to ever grace our tables. Will it be Horatio Magellan Crunch's sugary, mouth-assaulting delicacy? Or Tony the Tiger's revitalized take on boring old corn flakes? Perhaps it's the concoction of a certain chocolate-loving vampire, who somehow attained a mid-level historical title of nobility? Could there possibly be any more hyphens in this description? All of this and more on this edition of Nothin Means Nothin!

This week, the guys delve deep into the strange and oft misunderstood world of ASMR; what is it, how does one get into it, and what is the appeal? Also discussed - celebrity aliases, fake health trends, and terrifying cartoons...plus, Craig continues to find obnoxious ways to say "dot com"

This week, the guys talk about the biggest animal they feel like they could take down in a fight. Also, fashion icons, celebrity body-swaps, talking dogs, and replacing people with robots. Spoiler alert: it's podcast hosts. We're replacing podcast hosts with robots.

This week, the guys talk about the most important factors in building a successful relationship...which is, admittedly, a bit rich coming from those two. Also discussed: furious elephants, activism, and what not to wear when visiting France. Not mentioned: the guys' insistence on writing podcast descriptions in third-person even though one of them (guess who) is clearly responsible.

This week, Craig makes George cry. Meanwhile, the guys talk about some of their wildest dating experiences, including George's magnum opus involving three strange women and gentleman bearing Chinese food. Seriously, you don't want to miss this one. Also included: seances, time-travel, and mouth-saxophone. Will the real Tameka, please stand up?

This week, the guys tackle another bracket, this time narrowing down the best cooking herbs and spices. Also, war elephants, killer bunnies, and magic pens that do mostly horrible things. Just another week, really...

This week, the guys ex-pound (see what we did there?) upon a veritable cornucopia of wild ideas. A text message to the entire world. A secret hideout fit for the evilest of cartoon villains. Legal speeding, a lower drinking age, first time love, Chuck Knoblauch, and one unlucky Abuela. Strap in! When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious...

This week, the guys discuss personal memories that still have an impact on their lives today. Also included: invisible women, more blaspheming about the Queen, and multiple minutes of George not understanding what exactly the phrase "text message" entails. Oh, and if your last name is Potts...well, let's just say don't count on these guys when your life is on the line.

This week, the guys talk about some of their most embarrassing moments. Also included: a new breed of tree, a fancy Christmas party, an unfortunate text, and some obscure athletic endeavors. Not included: the word "magnanimous"

The bracket is back! This week, the guys break down the 16 best American chocolate bars in an attempt to find the king of all candy. Just like choosing your favorite child, it's not easy, but there's obviously a correct answer. Other topics include: a replacement of words, a haunting to remember, and an impromptu monologue about underage drinking. There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's, but there is definitely a wrong way to eat a Butterfinger...