This week, things go off the rails faster than Bruce Willis' train in Unbreakable. Fast food abominations, sexy names, hypothetical dictatorships, Stacie Orrico's "Stuck", it's all here. The guys also ruin a beloved childhood snack; after listening to this episode, there's no guarantee that those crackers will be smiling back.

This week, the guys talk about what they imagine their future...weddings...to be like? (One guess as to whose idea that was) Main topic for the day: the jobs they wish that they could have if money wasn't an issue. Also discussed: George's dad's internet search history, different ways to waste time, braiding hair, and some groceries that, to this day, have still not arrived.

This week, the guys bring on their first ever guest! Samwise "Sizenberg" Eisenberg drops in for a chat about the importance of breathing - both for athletic performance and for relaxation and recovery. Also discussed: gym pet peeves, houses made entirely of televisions, and some...interesting...takes on an old fairy tale favorite. Not discussed (two truths and a lie edition): silly putty, ornithology, and papal dress. 

This week, the guys both get emotional talking about the top 4 songs that mean something to them. George almost cries. Craig almost doesn't cry. In other news, Craig gets mistaken for a celebrity and George says something or another about a Pegasus.

This week, the guys do a March Madness style bracket to find out - "What is the scariest animal on the planet?" Also, George is confused by the French language, something about a Pink Floyd cover band, and Craig claims to know the greatest song of all time. Hint: It's not by Toto.

This week the guys get a little more serious and talk about what exercises they would pick if they could only choose one, for each part of the body, to perform for the rest of their lives. But first, Craig gets very upset about a particular choice of beverage and George stumbles upon his mumble rapper name. 

This week, the guys discuss full body tattoos, what two animals you would like to switch the noises of, and a mysterious pair of underwear that George becomes very upset about. The main question of the day: what superpower would you have, that nobody has ever thought of before?

Two best friends who are so very different, and yet so alike, both of whom have just turned 30 years old, are questioning their futures, themselves, and their places in the universe. There will be digressions and diversions with plenty of ridiculousness and nonsense to go around. Every week they'll attempt to focus themselves long enough to answer one of countless hypothetical premises they've found or thought up for that episode.