Have you ever wanted a burger, but didn't want it to be a real burger?  Well have I got news for you.  We're currently in a fake hamburger renaissance, apparently.  You can get a patty made out of fake meat, or beans, or quinoa, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.  Maybe you and your pet bison can become brand ambassadors for the latest burger-shaped substance.

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