If you haven’t left your job and buggered of to China for a much larger, but probably less satisfying pay cheque, then pop in your headphones and get ready for the football funny. 15mins of satirical soccer sounds await you including: what WOULD happen if Messi signed for Manchester City; why its time we found a nice retirement home for the “Old Lady” of football; Howard Webb tries to bring back his favourite sci-fi show; we find out how Morgan Freeman likes his titties; and we learn how to make an Arsenal striker happy. Plus, as another week passes with papers full or stories about footballers behaving like right d**ks we seek out the games good guys. And mock some angry Arsenal fans. Again. #Winalot #TittySprinkles #MorganFreeman #TomCruise #Dogs #Juventus #PepGuardiola #ClaudioBravo #QuantumLeap #FA #Diving #WilfriedBony #MarcoVanBasten #dogs #AlexisSanchez #Arsenal #Gooners #ArsenalTV #MartenDeRoon On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

Here we go. Get your goggles on and slip into your Speedo’s because we’re about to take a dip in the deep end of football funny. On this weeks alternative football show we get a bit worked up about FIFA’s bigger but not better world cup, celebrate the punditry of Mr Paul Merson and decide that Arsene Wenger isn’t the man to DJ at our next party. Plus… we get a bit weepy with Slaven Bilic as he comes to terms with life after Dimitri Payet. Enjoy. #Owen #MichaelOwen #Seville #Jovatic #WorldCup #48TeamWorldCup #FIFA #WC2026 #PaulMerson #SkySports #WHUFC #Bilic #Payet #Ronaldo #TransferNews #Schneiderlin #Everton #MUFC #ManchetserUnited #ZlatanIbrahimovic #Mourinho #Zlatan #Wenger #Arsenal #PremierLeague #Football #Satire #Comedy #Funny On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional voices supplied by Chris Huskins. Like what you hear? Head to www.ontheleftside.co.uk for more and follow us on Twitter @OnTheLeftSide. The OTLS Theme “Don’t Care” is written and performed by Catalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Everyone loves a shot of JD at this time of year, Pep has a sing song, Arsene goes old skool, and Samir has a hangover cure that's more trouble than it's worth. #Sunderland #Defoe #Pep #MCFC #Pharrell #Happy #Arsenal #Gooners #DripDoctor #Nasri On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

Happy New Year. On The Left Side is about to bowl hopelessly into 2017 so buckle up and get ready for a few minutes of football funny. On this weeks show we unearth the Neville brothers most embarrassing moments, wave goodbye to Bob Bobcat Bradley and work out what Big Sam was getting bothered by a Hornet. Plus… What about Zlatan eh? So close yet so far from a goal-scoring record and it turns out there is one MASSIVE thing missing from his time at Manchester United. Lets go! #Neville #GNev #PNev #MUFC #ZlatanIbrahimovic #TheZlatan #BobBradley #giggsy #Swansea #CPFC #HarryTheHornet #SamAllardyce #ManUtd #Vardy #LCFC #LeicesterCity #Redknapp #Jordan #Boro #Taken #LiamNeeson On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The show is recorded using equipment that includes a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam Digital Recorder, and Adobe Audition. Theme Tune written and performed by Katalina Kicks feat. Kyro. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk and Wooly.

It's Christmas so we decided to do a review of our year, that's the show, not our personal lives. That would have been a bit too gritty. Use your new gifts to listen to a special compilation of some of our favourite OTLS moments from the year including Leicester rising to the top, LVG falling on his bottom, Becks trying to keep us in while Big Sam went out and blew the big job. #LCFC #FairyTale #LVG #MUFC #BigSam #England #Euro16 #DavidBeckham #BigSam #StevieG

Guten Tag. This weeks romp though the last seven days of football includes some more gold from everyones favourite German… Jurgan Klopp as shots are fired ahead of the Merseyside Derby. As well as Red on Blue we get pissed with Yaya Toure, Celebrate the Messi vs Ronaldo show and try and avoid the evil shadow of capitalism that slowly hides the light of our beautiful game… ie. Make fun of the number of sponsors that Manchester United have now days. Enjoy. #Toure #China #Oscar #Tevez #ChineseSuperLeague #Liverpool #Everton #MerseysideDerby #Klopp #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #WesMorgan #LCFC #ShanghaiShenhua #Ronaldo #Messi #BalonDor #YayaToure #Football #funny #PremierLeague On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. For more of what we do head to www.ontheleftside,co.uk The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects performed by Wooly.

Howdy On-The-Left-Siders! This weeks romp though the meadow of funny football kicks off in the EVIL head quarters of governing body FIFA. We also try and cheer up Slavan Bilic, look into the financial situation of Jose Mourinho and work out exactly where Match of the Day is going wrong in the commentary stakes. Sit back, pop some headphones on and laugh more than you laughed when you saw Manchester City loosing to Leicester City this weekend. Enjoy.#RayHudson #BeinSports #ElClassico #MUFC #Jose #Mourinho #HMRC #Football #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Podcast #Bilic #WestHam #PrestonNorthEnd #England #Hodgson #Evra #RioFerdinand #FIFA #Blatter #Infantino

Welcome to another week of Football Funny with On The Left Side. This week Eric Bristow made us all realise that footballers aren’t the biggest d***s on the planet, Gareth Southgate marked his appointment as England boss with an ill advised Twitter Q&A and Liverpool gets a bit over excited about a humble Christmas tree (but don’t tell them to “Calm Down” they hate that). #AskGareth #EricBristow #JurgenKlopp #TheoWalcott #Coffee #GarethSouthgate #Grimesy #Chapocoense On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects performed by Wooly. This weeks episode came at the expense of one laptop screen and one relationship.

World Domination, Tyrannical Monuments, Evil Organisations and Claims direct make up this weeks episode of what some are calling the big footbally podcast showdown. And just what happened to that girl you used to fancy at school. What if she was still out there, and she was listening? #Zlatan #Ibrahimovic #FIFA #Poppies #StevieG #Xfactor On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music performed by Wooly. No animals were harmed in the making of this show, but all sound effects were acted out by under privileged children who we sold a dream of fame and fortune to.

Who's driving Rooney to drink? And who could be causing chaos in the skies? Plus there's a troublemaker at Man Utd, and it's not because Jose won't pass the condiments, why watching football could help you pass your GCSE maths, and we ask if your host Jim can manage to say "Big Job" without sniggering? #Rooney #Southgate #Allardyce #DailyMail #Wedding #Wazza #WayneRooney #JurgenKlopp #Supermario #Ballotelli #England #OllyMurs #DonaldTrump #GeordieShore #NUFC #NewcastleUnited On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music performed by Wooly, and all sound effects are acted out. No animals were harmed in the making of this show, but we did have a heated discussion with a chest of drawers.