TRASH IN THE CAN: STEEL & LACE This week, guest Tessa Morrison returns for revenge served with a side of robotic boobs. Toxic bro culture gets what’s coming to it when the robot recreation of a sexual assault victim picks of her assailants one by one. It’s like Inspector Gadget, but with more penis mutilation!… Read More »Trash in the Can: Steel & Lace

THE UNION MOVIE REVIEW When freedom is hanging off the ledge of a ten story building and is quickly losing its grip you only have a split second to send the right agent for the job. Do you want the pampered nepo baby with a major in economics and a bachelors in debate that can… Read More »Screener Squad: The Union

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE MOVIE REVIEW After many, many, MANY, many many attempts to get a sequel to 1988’s smash cult hit Beetlejuice off the ground, Tim Burton finally got somebody to pony up the dough all these decades later. Everyone is back (except for Jeffrey Jones because of…well, look it up) and it’s a family reunion… Read More »Highly Suspect Reviews: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

THE FRONT ROOM MOVIE REVIEW Don’t you just hate it when the in-laws move in? In The Front Door, this Mother-In-Law (Kathryn Hunter) is one straight from Hell. First time Directors, Max and Sam Eggers, have produced a film that at first glance appears to be another taut horror flick released by their brother’s (Robert… Read More »Highly Suspect Review: The Front Room

HELL HOLE MOVIE REVIEW They’re icky and they’re gross-y. Tedious and dull-y. They’re into butt stuff-y. It’s the Adams Family, the film collective behind such films as Hellbender, The Hatred, and The Deeper You Dig, brings us their newest low-budget horror flick, Hell Hole. A group of frackers and scientists embark on a new project… Read More »Screener Squad: Hell Hole

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 344: PURPLE VELVET FICTION MACHINE Chris and Wright have an epic-list this week of titles and despite having a bunch of classics on it, Wright has never seen any of them. From the purple-clad adventures of “The Kid”, to a young Tony Perkins getting a good talking-to from Henry Fonda. From an… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 344: Purple Velvet Fiction Machine

BATMAN: CAPED CRUSADER SERIES REVIEW ATTENTION! Attention all listeners, there have been reports of a mysterious bat-like creature stalking the streets of our fair Gotham City. Be on the lookout for this Caped Crusader! From the powerhouse collective of Bruce Timm, Matt Reeves, Ed Brubaker, and J.J. Abrams comes Amazon Prime’s animated series, Batman: Caped… Read More »Screener Squad: Batman: Caped Crusader

THE LAST BREATH MOVIE REVIEW Back in ye olden days, a ship would go out to see and often return with tales of adventure and massive booty. But alas, what if the captain and the hardy crew did not return to dock? Could the ship have sank, and what of the hearty crew? Perhaps a… Read More »Screener Squad: The Last Breath

BLINK TWICE MOVIE REVIEW It’s hard to know how to market a film that depends on a giant twist without spoiling the surprise. It definitely feels like Blink Twice is one of those, where the trailers make it look like some kind of slasher on an island with beautiful people. But what if I told… Read More »Highly Suspect Reviews: Blink Twice

DANCING VILLAGE: THE CURSE BEGINS MOVIE REVIEW Lyall Watson once said “Dancing is surely the most basic and relevant of all forms of expression. Nothing else can so effectively give outward form to an inner experience. Poetry and music exist in time. Painting and architecture are a part of space. But only the dance lives… Read More »Screener Squad: Dancing Village: The Curse Begins