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Episode 46: The Long Good-bye

Kevin and Merrill come to the Magical Studio in the Sky with a sad announcement of their last OSNAP podcast. But have no fear… they are both continuing other endeavors and can still be heard routinely on the Fat Guys Network. To celebrate their final show, Kevin refuses to wear a shirt (but he does have pants on, since he’s not an animal). Then he vents about hypocritical political shenanigans. They also give a quick and positive review of AdBlock software before Kevin moves on to explain his recent fascination with Minion Rush. Finally, it’s the last wacky news segment, highlighting death, snakes and another insane CraigsList post. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 45: You Can’t Motorboat Them

This week, Kevin comes into the Magical Studio in the Sky, exhausted from trying to reset his sleep schedule for the end of summer. Merrill and he discuss how things can so disastrously out of whack with sleeping, then Merill leads into some Louie love with a look back at Louis CK's HBO series Lucky Louie. Kevin then uses this opportunity to compare R-rated content on cable with grabbing the boobs of a stripper. Later, Kevin talks about his recent trip to an amusement park and how awesome some rides can be, how not-awesome smokers can be and how both awesome and non-awesome bikinis can be at the associated water park. Then, they talk about a little more television before heading into wacky news, which includes penis pictures on the news and the million-dollar stripper. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 44: Dominican Republic Prostitutes

This week, Kevin and Merrill sound off about the big news coming out of Comic-Con. They also reiterate why they never want to actually go to Comic-Con. After talk about Superman, Batman, The Avengers, Ultron and Hugh Jackman’s secret costume, Kevin shares some super-secret stories from behind the curtain of radio. (Hint… there might be nudity involved.) Then, in the wacky news segment, the time is monopolized by some amaze-balls stories, including epic face-sitting and a helicopter mother trying to arrange for her son’s cherry to be popped… and popped… and popped, which reminds Merrill of a curious story from his high school days. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 43: Mythbusters Did It

This week, Kevin and Merrill reel from the bizarre one-two punch of Twitter explosions this week, including the George Zimmerman verdict and the death of that 31-year-old kid from Glee. Kevin clarifies a legal concept about the Zimmerman case before clarifying some science behind Sharknado. Later, Kevin rages at Merrill about his sloppy sexual fascination with Mythbusters before moving into wacky news. Some topics discussed include racist Asian pilot names, penis-biting snakes, a Kentucky man who can't keep his hands (and other body parts) off a pool floatie, and Apple's compliance with pornography over-riding the marriage contract. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 42: Anna Kendrick Nude

This week, Merrill continues his Winnie-the-Pooh-like bad luck stories, including how his back was injured by a mysterious force and later how he was taken over by the Ambien drug to search Anna Kendrick on Twitter. Later, Kevin talks about his somewhat uneventful weekend, which included the epic Ape-a-thon as well as 4th of July shenanigans. Later, they chew through some wacky news courtesy of Steven C before disappearing for yet another week. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 41: Drunk Man’s Noodles

This week, Merrill tells of his grand adventure with Maggie Gyllenhaal and spicy Thai food. Kevin rants (again!) about software updates and why getting an Amber Alert while asleep at 6 a.m. doesn't help a goddamn thing. Then, Kevin launches into two of the more strange stories of the show. First, he talks about his father's bizarre vendetta against computers. Then, the talks about how movie trailers are amazingly accurate on predicting the nature of a movie. Oh, snap

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 40: He Thought He Was Talking to a Woman

This week, Merrill and Kevin continue their diatribe dialogue about auto-updating software and why newer is not always better. They also talk about the weather, which may or may not include a discussion of Merrill’s sweaty balls. Merrill also shares his misencounter with a stand-up comic in person. Merrill also complains about his infection, which may or may not be in his mucous membranes. Kevin also throws down his opinion on some controversial issues, including the ending of Man of Steel and the Paula Deen scandal. Merrill then goes on record about Reddit users not understanding what rape is. And finally, Kevin defends Movie 43, and he has the internet backing him up on it! Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 39: A Rugged Time

This week, Merrill and Kevin bemoan the stresses of family life outside of the show. Merrill then heaps praise on his co-host for Clone Club, and Kevin immediately makes things dirty and embarrasses Merrill with a discussion of pornography storage and Facebook stalking. Things derail quickly as Kevin rants about cats and allergies before launching into a confused diatribe about whatever the hell Minecraft is and why children are watching videos made by a guy named CaptainSparklez. Things get back on track with bizarre and wacky news stories, including topics such as licking eyeballs, MegaBus masturbation and Swedish bestiality. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 38: Vagina Glazed Mouth

This week, Merrill reveals the sad truth of his solo-podcasting ventures and a secret origin that leaves Kevin asking the only question worth asking, can he hear it? Then Kevin tells a tale of the ultimate fail ever perpetrated with "reply-all." All of it leading to a wacky news discussion, including wondering just what it means to be gone down on by Michael Douglas. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 37: Creative Life Secretary

This week, Merrill sounds off about his irritation with Twitter conversations during Game of Thrones on Sunday nights. Kevin throws some love at the new (and old) episodes of Arrested Development. Then, they discuss the questionable future of Nikki Finke, who is lower than whale turds on the bottom of the ocean. Then, in an early news spotlight, Kevin takes an alternative approach in regards to the case of Kaitlyn Hunt and her trouble with the law, and Merrill responds with a rant about nightcore chipmunk music. Finally, things wrap up with an epic reading of the douchiest Craigslist ad ever created. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Facebook.com/OSNAPPodcast