OSNAP

Episode 6: Better Than Vomit?

This week on OSNAP, Kevin continues his non-stop assault on Merrill by literally making fun of him for his grammar use. Merrill deflects the criticisms by talking about the New York Comic-Con and how he became an internet sensation overnight. Kevin also poses a question on whether he’s a troll with his review of Here Comes the Boom, then reveals the danger in creating an email name without knowing your sexual slang. Later Kevin talks about the epic failure of drunken sex while Merrill details how to properly go downstairs when you’ve had a half a bottle of vodka. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"Flam&Co" (Alainsam) / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 5: Don't Pee On Each Other

This week on OSNAP, Kevin bullies Merrill about a variety of things, including the definition of being a bully. Kevin also lashes out at that chubby newscaster who ranted about a very polite email she got. Merrill rebuffs Kevin's attacks by reverting to hip language that went out of style with $0.99/gallon gas prices. Not to worry... there's some talk of poop and porn, the staples of a good OSNAP episode. Eventually, Kevin talks about how he's going to spend his weekend and why he looks like a drunk to his father.

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"Flam&Co" (Alainsam) / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 4: F*ck Yeah, Puffy Nipples!

This week on OSNAP, Kevin lets Merrill know that his wife actually likes the show quite a bit... until the discussion devolves into a conversation about poop and porn. That probably explains why she only listens to about ten minutes of each episode. Throughout the episode - between discussions of said poop and porn - Merrill campaigns for the podcast awards and Kevin explains the fallacy of IMDb. Other topics include Merrill getting bullied, offensive words of today, the stupidity of executives, how silly guys look naked and the legalities of strip clubs. Kevin also relays a story in which comedian Bert Kreischer introduced him to puffy nipple porn. Thanks, Bert!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"Flam&Co" (Alainsam) / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 3: Nova Is a Scam!

This week on OSNAP, Merrill uncovers the grand smoked salmon conspiracy and how the prices approach that of Kobe beef, pound for pound. Of course, this doesn't come close to the price Kevin's wife once paid for a Chipotle burrito, a story he recounts from an old Idiot Boxers episode. Later, Kevin details how the western world can combat the violence that erupts from offensive movies and cartoons about Muhammed while Merrill vents about people venting about NFL refs. Finally, they wrap up the show by talking about the signature subjects: poop and porn.

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"Flam&Co" (Alainsam) / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 2: Sketti!

In the sophomore episode of OSNAP, Kevin and Merrill continue their sophomoric discussions about their experiences of the past week. Merrill confirms to Kevin that he doesn't actually read all of his emails, which can impact him financially. Then Kevin talks about showing his kids all the Alien and Predator movies, as well as what constitutes adult content in a film that he won't let his kids see. Finally, they take aim at one of the Seven Horsemen of the Apocalypse known as Honey Boo Boo Child. Kevin explains the repercussions of making the secret Honey Boo Boo family recipe for "sketti." Oh, and Kevin also tries to get Merrill to try a new game, from the Honey Boo Boo repertoire.

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"Flam&Co" (Alainsam) / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 1: Reverse Cowgirl or the Other Way

Kevin and Merrill triumphantly return to the Magical Studio in the Sky for a brand new show featuring the shenanigans of their daily lives. In their inaugural episode, Merrill talks about the complex process of abandoning babies in Long Island, Kevin eulogizes his crazy aunt RP (and explains the bizarre meaning of what "RP" means) and they talk about how Merrill almost came to fisticuffs during a Raiders of the Lost Ark screening. They hope you enjoy the hodge-podge of silliness on OSNAP and return each week for another dose.

SHOW NOTES:

Call the OSNAP Hotline at 740-205-6456

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

“Flam&Co" (Alainsam) / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Facebook.com/OSNAPPodcast