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Episode 26: The Rumpelstiltskin of Penises

This week, Merrill shares with the audience how his spectacular week was derailed by a souffle cup of ketchup and him forgetting he had pockets in his pants. However, before all that, Kevin rages a bit about people raging about daylight savings time. Being the nature of the podcast, the conversation soon turns towards porn stars and the surprise of having them @reply you on Twitter. (Yeah, that’s a shout-out to @GingerLee.) Finally, in the ending segment, things gets all sorts of crazy with talk of stealing penises and the biology behind masturbation. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 25: Munchkins Galore Will Kill Themselves

This week, Kevin goes off on a couple old rants that old Idiot Boxers might remember. He rages about overly-self-important local news programming and how it affects his watching of his favorite shows. Questions about how fire in Kansas City, Missouri, impacts people in Columbus, Ohio, are raised, as well as why double-letterboxing is never okay. There's other hot topics discussed, including a final judgement on the mysterious Munchkin death in The Wizard of Oz. Kevin also talk about being sent DVDs by listeners and what messages they might also send. Finally, things wind up with a crazy-ass Gawker news story about pit bull sex and possible drug use. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 24: You Are My Karl Pilkington

This week, Kevin starts things out awkwardly for Merrill, giving details of bodily functions. Merrill tries to steer the conversation back to sanity. However, that insanity includes an uncanny amount of imagery of him dancing in the nude. They also discuss whether it’s more embarrassing to be caught with your pants down whilst flaccid or not. Eventually, Kevin admits that he sees Merrill as his special someone in the podcasting world. Too bad that special someone is his own American version of Karl Pilkington. Sure, there are some serious topics discussed, but not before they comment and react to bowling alley stripper news and how it can contribute to the delinquency of a minor. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 23: Ass and Titties

This week, Kevin returns form a weekend in the tropics, where he spent his time leering at bikini-clad ladies on a cruise ship, stuffing his face with an array of foodstuffs and getting a blotchy sunburn thanks to the Bahamian sun. Merrill stayed at home, of course, being Merrill. Kevin shares his stories about near-disastrous (and near-assterous) TSA searches, fat bellies over bikinis and why you should always try to get a handicapped room on a cruise ship. Merrill also shares a story of a Twitter feud and why some people should have their fingers cut off. Eventually they end on some Oscar talk and why people just shouldn't get so offended, the cunts. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 22: I’m Sure Your Thing Is Nice and Long

This week, Merrill and Kevin announce an impromptu contest featuring a prize of Kevin's krump sweat. Then, Kevin schools Merrill on the science of Metamucil while Merrill continues more stories of his computer woes. There's a brief moment where Merrill shines with how connected he is, but Kevin soon strikes him down with talk of porn star Alexis Texas and her career choices. They continue with some news stories about stripping room mothers and how to masturbate in public with the simple excuse, "It fell out." Finally, Kevin wraps things up with some interesting stories from the front lines of being a modern parent. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 21: Don’t Bring It In Wet

Kevin and Merrill return to the Magical Studio in the Sky for a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner. After champagne and strawberries, they hop into a loveable discussion about topics like the Nemo snowstorm, circumcision, the Pope and shawarma. Merrill then tells the epic story of how he had to fight off stoned orcs at a Best Buy early in the morning to get a new computer. Then Kevin goes on an inside-baseball rant about the slumping world of physical media and how publicists haven’t caught up to the nature of freelancers and online journalists. Sure, that’s a bit dry for the show, and it’s not about poop and porn, but the Dude endures. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 20: Baptized Courtney Cummz

Kevin and Merrill emerge victorious from Super Sunday, with Merrill triumphantly not being responsible for a football blackout and Kevin managing to watch all the live-action Superman movies with his kids. To celebrate, they start off talking about porn, in particularly whether they'd be up to the challenge of having sex with adult film actress Courtney Cummz. (Hint: Kevin thinks he would be a disaster, but mercifully the experience would be over in a matter of seconds.) Less tittillating topics of the week include Merrill encountering a mysterious goo at the grocery store and Kevin rolling the equivalent of double sixes three times in a row when dialing the phone. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 19: Not a Porn Star

Kevin and Merrill kick off this week’s podcast with an in-depth discussion of J.J. Abrams and whether he’s the right fit for the new Star Wars movie. Then they move on to more random discussion, including what’s ailing Merrill’s dog and how a string of bad decisions led him to become drunk for the first time in his life. Discussion continues about the dangers of integration (regarding technology, not races, you sensitive idiots) and how it’s all a generational thing. Eventually, the talk leads to pornography and why Kevin thinks adult film actresses should be protected by teachers’ unions. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 18: Chumbawumba Life Lessons

When the bloggers are away, Kevin and Merrill will play, but not before Merrill reveals what a terrible student he is. Kevin bemoans the romanticizing of America's premiere film festival, Sundance while at the same time... complimenting Merrill on his writing skills? All of it leads to a conversation about Jennifer Lawerance, Lena Dunham and the prospects Merrill has for his generation. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 17: Got You on a Wall

After a drunken night with the Golden Globes, Kevin and Merrill return to The Magical Studio In The Sky to wax poetic on everything from Jodie Foster to why Merrill's father seems to truly hate him but loves glass splinters. All of which culminates in a hilarious discussion of customer service failure and cable outage nightmares. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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