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Episode 36: Hello Kitty Bike Helmet

This week, Merrill gives an update on his brilliant athletic use of a bicycle. Then Kevin updates everyone on his epic "John Williams Is the Manathon" he had with his kids this weekend. Later, they talk about the burning questions in Hollywood, including issues of Alice Eve in her underwear before Merrill ropes Kevin into a high-octane discussion of the Fast and Furious movies. Finally, they wrap things up with wacky news, featuring stories about Pop-Tart fingering, penis scratches, American Idol stabbings and cell phone assaults. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 35: Cold Cockles

This week, Kevin and Merrill fight for attention with Merrill’s dog, and Merrill tells more LIPA woes and why his front yard has become a giant dirt pile. Then, Merrill gushes over the cheerful nature of his Operation: Nikita podcast co-host Perri Nemiroff, comparing her to a Cadbury creme egg. Later, Kevin gives and update on the Rave Theaters debacle before moving on to somewhat cogent discussions of Hollywood’s on-again-off-again fascination with rape scenes in movies and what exactly the IMAX brand offers. They also talk about various wacky news stories, including a tiny penis contest, how farting in someone’s face can result in being stabbed and the doctor-prescribed cure for a gag reflex. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 34: Don’t Mess with Hippos

This week, both Kevin and Merrill share some truly terrible customer service experiences, amazingly both on a professional level. Kevin pulls back from the poop and porn category to talk a little inside baseball about TV shows, which Merrill is happy to do. Then after some observations about businesses, they lead into some wacky news. On the deck this week are stories about Tractor Supply Company retaliations, a BBW model packing on the pounds and the overall danger of hippos. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 33: The Wildcat!

This week, Merrill looks into his past and remembers how he faced his fears of roller coasters (and possibly shipped his pants in the process). Kevin wants to raise awareness about multiple social issue campaigns, including Clitoris Awareness Week and Masturbation Month. Later, Kevin weighs in on the weird meta-craziness about who the Westboro Baptist Church wants to protest now. Kevin also talks about his 24-Hour Science Fiction Movie Marathon with his kids and how his son Ben grossed him out a 3 in the morning. Finally, it's some wacky news from Steven C., featuring ice cream turf wars, fake penis doctors and academic pornography. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 32: Pornographic Anne Frank

This week, Merrill explains his inexplicable habit of doing everything early and why he still needs to put music on CDs. Kevin questions Merrill’s inappropriate relationship with spreadsheets and pulls the veil back on the giant vanilla ice cream conspiracy. Later, Kevin finally weighs in on the sad happenings with the Ohio 24-Hour Science Fiction Movie Marathon, and he explains why he’s not going. Later, Kevin and Merrill look at some wacky news, including a story about a woman trying to get people to make fun of her on camera, how Anne Frank wrote pornography, whether they would try chocolate-covered portabella, why walking around naked is dangerous and, of course, a guy having sex with a dog. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 31: Goat-Boy Man-Child

This week, Merrill confides in Kevin his continual inability to ride a bike, supplying the show with plenty of bizarre superhero imagery. This leads Kevin into a deep discussion on the merits of Karl Pilkington's Bullshit Man superhero character. Later, Kevin rages about the Dove Real Beauty Sketches video and how it actually contains a horrible message. Finally, the guys wrap things up in the final segments with wacky news, including a bizarre love story between a man and his eel, as well as whether Kevin thinks a teacher should be allowed to bite his child. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 30: Mmmm… Popeyes

Before diving into poop and looking at porn, Merrill kicks off the show by sharing his utter confusion at a pleasant compliment at work. Kevin agrees that is terribly confusing, and he assures Merrill he will never confuse him that way again. Kevin then reminisces on his more-than 10-year career writing about movies. In the middle segment, things take a serious turn when Kevin launches into a rant about rape culture and what he characterizes as the collision of the bystander effect and reality TV. But don't worry because things lighten up again at the end when they skewer Justin Bieber and check out some wacky news stories, with topics that include orgasmic fried chicken and whether size really does matter. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 29: Worst. Jedi. Ever.

This week, in a desperate attempt to not talk about his knob and how it relates to An Idiot Abroad, Merrill steers the conversation towards his novel writing and failure to ride (or rather stop riding) a bike. Kevin still steers the direction of conversation to a rather embarrassing area when he comes up with a homoerotic superhero team for him and Merrill. Later, Kevin contemplates whether the size of a man’s knob has anything to do with him going commando, then later rages about Arby’s ridiculous menu rules for it’s new Mighty Minis. Then they stumble through some wacky news stories about body parts in other body parts as well as the latest flavored condom. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 28: Teeny Tiny Torahs

This week, Kevin gloats over April Fooling Merrill. He also reminds everyone why he was so offensive on the latest episode of Fat Guys at the Movies, then he grills Merrill on the old Jewish laws. Merrill, of course, declares himself a bad Jew for liking cheeseburgers. Kevin then shares about how a car accident threw his life in a tizzy over the past couple weeks, while Merrill confesses to his own car accident from high school when he was pimping around in a stone-cold pussywagon. Kevin also declares the end to the Bounty he has at home while Merrill describes a bizarre run-in he had in Times Square with a spirited pair of men's boxers. Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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Episode 27: Good Porn Legislation

This week, Merrill confesses his love for his pharmacist, while Kevin asks the thoughtful and probing questions about whether her carpets match her drapes. Then they move on to crazy stories about having a mouse in the house (and no, that's not a euphemism). Kevin continues to share too much by talking about his prostate and why it's so important to shoot the shit with your doctor. Later on, they discuss the somewhat challenging question on whether it's ethical for reviewers to have personal friendships with filmmakers. However, things swerve back into typical OSNAP territory when they highlight their crazy news story of the week, which brings a new meaning to the term "shaking the bushes." Oh, snap!

Music:

Intro/Outro:

“No One Had To Tell My Baby How To Rock ‘N Roll- Todd Cumpston” (toddcumpston) / CC BY 3.0

Break One:

"(You Are My) Soul Exclamation- Todd Cumpston" / CC BY 3.0

Break Two:

“MONSTERS – DEMO – (feat Nate Patterson)” (Da7e) / CC BY 3.0

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