Our Honest Life

We talk about Episode 8, The Last Jedi! And then we talk some MORE about The Last Jedi. And then, even more. For almost an hour. Full Spoiler review!

We're talking dick pics! You want 'em? We don't! Laxatives! What makes you poop? Church has found something new! And Bad Mom Advice - what's the worst advice your mom has ever given you? Plus lots, lots, lots, more. [Okay maybe like two other topics.]

Mercy wants to talk about 'THE BURBS! How long of a discussion can our intrepid and easily distractible hosts have before they wander on to other topics? The answer is - about as long as Tom Hanks's shorts. Also on our list - is Santa Claus hot, or not? And do you think Paul Simon would like me?

Technically, the difficulty is us, because we're drunk. Church continues to pour gin in to Mercy's glass. Mercy completely forgets the concept of the TV show "Mr. Ed". There's a LOT of background noise, gulping, swallowing, coughing, choking, cats meowing, bottles opening, and carbonated liquid being poured. If you have Misophonia, please do not listen to this.

Who's listening this week? Church pulls a muscle doing some naughty things! Mercy is confused about the Game of Thrones season finale. Plus, we talk about the 1981 Disney movie "Condorman", starring Michael Crawford.

A whole lot of madness about nothing in particular. Who's the sexiest member of Hanson? Why is our cat such an asshole? Are children a type of of soup? Why do we have a framed photo of Paul Rudd on our wall?

Summer madness! We talk about our weird food phases, summer holidays, and Church's talent for creating copious amounts of male fluids. We also argue about the movie Grown Ups 2, which is ridiculous, because nobody's ever watched it.

We return from our summer hiatus with a great episode. We discuss various slang for underpants, celebrity sex dreams, and monthly subscription services. Church narrowly avoids an embarrassing misunderstanding at the pharmacy, and Mercy comes up with a plan to dip everything in wax.

Episode 22 was so bad, we had to make two apology episodes. This is the last one. We promise.

Why are we apologizing? Why is this episode under 5 minutes in length? What Spice Girl did Mercy have to be for her 9th grade Drama class recital? We answer ALL those questions, and maybe, like, two more, in this episode.