Mercy and Church discuss who is the sexiest Transformer. Can you be attracted to a robot? Plus, walking in on your spouse masturbating, Eugene Levy, and, pudding pops. Are all of these things related? We'll find out.

Just absolutely terrible! The cat steals Mercy's underpants and ruins everything. We talk about the dirtiest sex we've ever had, as well as skinny dipping stories from our teenage years. Plus, how many cookies can you eat in one sitting?

Mercy breaks her toe. Church pees on things. Plus, shitty gardening stories and bad movie reviews.

The introductory episode! Who are we? What do we do? Why are we naked in a hot tub? Some of these questions may be answered. Many more will be asked. Honestly, it's an emotional rollercoaster.