We discuss, AT LENGTH, the mid-80s television smash hit starring Michael Landon, Highway To Heaven. As well as love languages, sex dungeon, and so many other ridiculous things that well, you just wouldn't believe it.

It's SUMMER TIME, baby! We're talking about sex in hammocks! Our favourite movie rentals from childhood! At one point, we veer off and go totally out in to left field with a bit we call "Hey, how are ya doing?!", then we head back to movies, erotic dreams about TJ Miller, and the ever popular topic, "raccoon testicles". THIS EPISODE IS NOT TO BE MISSED!

Church and Mercy take a trip back in time to the mall, circa 1986, then jump straight in to discussing their favourite villains. They also review the horror movie Lights Out, and wax poetic about James Bond movie opening scenes and theme songs. Big shout out to @DougMellard, who wrote a beautiful tweet about his dog vomiting!

Come along with us on a hamburger roadtrip! We talk about local eateries we love, children's violin recitals, and differing tastes in porn. Seven stories at once - it's a little bite of everything in a 25 minute episode!

Can Mercy accurately be described as a "Discount knock off Zoey Deschanel"? Also, is that considered a compliment - or not? We talk about board game rules and how inadequately most people teach others how to play them. Adding to the madness is a house in shambles due to an upcoming garage sale, and Good Cat decides to horn in on the podcast process.

Mercy starts the episode off "right" by serenading the listeners with the Flash Gordon theme song - badly. Then Church and Mercy discuss things they are thankful for, from easy, pain-free pooping, to beautiful hair. Plus, dinosaurs!

We're talking about PERKY NIPPLES! Church encounters French Maids in the wild! We also delve in to one of the less often discussed aspects of a popular 80s movie, Harry and the Henderson - namely, where DOES a sasquatch poop?

Episode 15 starts off promising with the exciting futuristic sound of LASER BEAMS and a discussion about what people in the past thought the future [today] might look like. Very quickly the conversation degenerates in to random madness as we start talking about The Jetsons, old cartoons, and bad movies. Church has a list of things he'd like to read to you, with many intriguing topics such as "Listening to the radio" and "What's that smell?". Also, what's your D&D alignment?

Bracketed by two classic Legend of Zelda commercials, Church and Mercy talk about new cars, inline skates, Guardians of the Galaxy, and more. Buying lube - joyless adult buzzkill or important part of healthy sexual hygiene? You decide!

A mini-episode jam packed with all sorts of madness. Mercy talks about her early art career drawing furry vore porn, Church waxes poet about body brushing and his moisturization routine. Plus, how much is a jetski worth? And much, much more.