Our Honest Life

Church and Mercy start this episode off right by discussing the psychologically traumatic body horror elements of the 1987 G.I.Joe animated movie. Things quickly degenerate in to the standard ramble when Mercy gets sidetracked by her sexual fetish for Cobra Commander. Also, do you enjoy breakfast, and how do you feel about canoeing?

Recorded immediately after Episode 10, Church and Mercy drink more awful wine and become delightfully incoherent. Mercy shouts several expletives directed towards the wine bottle. Church discovers a mode on the Casio keyboard that makes helicopter noises. Mercy rambles on about basements of her childhood, plus, Church does a surprisingly accurate Pee-Wee Herman impression while talking about Billy Baloney. Words honestly can't describe how amazing this episode is, we are VERY drunk, VERY clumsy, and there's a constant cat fight going on in the background.

An action packed hour long special where we get drunk on an awful bottle of wine and talk about Alfred Molina, ghosts VS trains, and about 450 other topics. We have a candid discussion about the first time we had sex, also, what do you do with your balls when you pee?

Mercy wants to get famous for artisanal hula hooping. Does Church look like Jeff Goldblum, or just sound like him? BBQ mop! Plus, we discuss fantasy casting for our fictional movie hero, Two Hour Max, and argue about whether or not you can play Jenga on a carpet.

Church has a run in with a rather handsy woman at the pet store. Mercy misunderstands simple concepts. We talk about our thought processes, and how bad we are at finishing stories. Would James Franco make a good Joker? Plus, the ongoing saga of Church VS the Clogged Bathroom Drain. Thrilling stuff.

How many tissues are in your pockets, right now? Church and Mercy discuss their teenage fashion styles. Costco pants and mystery shirts. Mercy remembers the time she bought $75 worth of candle holders at the Dollar Store. Also, spoilers for the movie X-Men: Apocalypse.

The McDuck burger! Sensory deprivation tanks and coffin hotels. Mercy is great at poker - but she doesn't know how to play it, because she never remembers the rules of card games. Also, do we really just mumble the words "Chewy Wheels" softly for 15 minutes? You'll have to listen to find out!

Witches! Curses! Shapeshifters! And Murphy Brown! Church talks about his love of Ace of Base, plus, Mercy buys hardcore lesbian erotica for her mother.

Church and Mercy discuss movies that shaped their sexuality! Which actors give good hugs? Plus, Church "pushes it to the limit", and we talk about the movie Beethoven and Charles Grodin's illustrious career, as well as talk about Mr. Roper's penis. Yes, that's right, Mr. Roper, the landlord from Three's Company. You don't want to miss this one!

We survived our trip to Star Wars Celebration Orlando 2017. A brief recap of our convention experiences as well as a general trip recap of our time in Orlando. We wandered on to a rollercoaster by accident! Feral cats abound at our resort! And Mercy shows off her pajamas to 10,000 people at the Orange County Convention Center!