Coronavirus quarantine flops big in Japan. Apple gets the Virus. Bloomberg contracts foot in mouth disease. The twerking stripper is back. Kidnapped and forced to watch Roots. BoyScouts bankrupt. Bieber is dead.

Hillary and Bloomberg kissin' in a tree. Trump makes Daytona Fat and Furious. Coronavirus cures that don't work. New Alabama bill forces male sterilization. University of Virginia finds a dictionary. A swearing dog collar for your pooch. 

Barr says Trump should stop tweeting. Mini Mike pays for Memes and calls Trump a carnival clown. Biden get bitchy. US military prepares for a pandemic while coronavirus mutates. A giant asteroid is approaching the earth and Amsterdam may ban pot and hooker tourism. 

Coronavirus death rates soar, interest rates fall. The Senate clips Trump's war-wings. Celebrity political endorsements are worthless. Utah labels porn. Deadly dumpster diving and the healthiest city in the US.

Bernie Takes New Hampster, Buttigieg gets Gerbil. Coronavirus gets a new Name, Kills more People. Utah thinks about Decriminalizing Polygamy. Can you Smollett? Stripper gets Rough Pole. 

North Korea gets Coronavirus, Free Porn for Cruise Ship Virus Detainees, Bloomberg called Alleged Racist, Greta Thunberg Gets TV Show, Hookers for Jesus gets Government Grant and Weinstein set to close. 

New Hampshire Gloves Come Off, Coronavirus Panic Update, Oscars and Hollywood Alienate Milk Drinkers and Now get your Degree in Pot!

Coronavirus Report Your Temperature Citizen. Trump Proves He is a Class Act. Keith Richards Quits... Smoking. Valentine's Suggestions Including Pickle Bouquets and Love Sausage. Twitter Users Need New Name and Iranian Space Force Uniforms. 

Trump Gets Off, Coronavirus Update, Royal Navy gets Hash, Kirk Douglas Sheds Mortal Coil. 

The State of the Dis-Union and Rush, Pelosi Rips Trump a New One, The Road to the SuperBowl is the Road to Hell, Hot Dogs and Bacon Death Again, I Nazi that Coming from a Mile Away, Plague Ships are Back!