Something is really stinky in Venice, Shep might stooge over to MSNBC, Panic we're all going to die and more proof that the women on The View all really hate each other.

Trump says Mueller Report is BS. Swearing relieves pain. Poop is piling up is SF. ND fire caused by a computer glitch? The fat lady has sung for the last time in NY.

Yang says hands off the wang. Trump says go ahead, release the hounds, eh report. New Zealand blocks web sites at the ISP level. Google looses more pocket change. Peppa is a sexist pig.

Trump gets stonewalled. Rockets bursting in air, over Tel Aviv. Suspected CIA plane makes trip to Venezuela. Beto spreads the good news. Driving drunk while sober, it's more likely than you think.

Manafort gets more jail time and more bad news & maybe a Trump pardon. Boeing 737 Max get grounded worldwide. Venezuela just can't catch a break and neither can the UK. NYPD discovers an amazing new use for police body cams.

Brits may try a second Brexit. Pelosi says no to Trump impeachment. AOC like you know, whatever. Wait, rich people pay to have their kids succeed in life?! Rupert Murdoch and Elizabeth Warren become very strange bedfellows.

Trump issues budget and asks for billions for border wall. Demo's pick Milwaukee for beer, ah convention. Power blackouts continue in Venezuela. Trump hates darkness or daylight. Bieber is depressed. Jameson whiskey bacon maple syrup pancakes... that is all.

Manafort and Manning both in the clink. Jobs hit a brick wall. Venezuela goes dark and blames it on US. Best Korea is blowing stuff up again. Knife crime in UK blamed on porn and video games. Vegas goes all in for ranch dressing. Town elects goat as mayor.

The House Democrats in an uproar over Anti Semitism vote. Kim is playing with his erector set again. R Kelly cries on national TV. Pay TV is dying. Ban the balloons! Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook to become privacy focused (hahahahahha...)

Hillary & Bloomberg bow out of 2020, Alabama could be in for more severe weather. SF rent is too dam high and men are underpaid at Google. The coming porn ban in the UK & Mel B gets her private parts scraped to remove traces of her ex.