Trump swore in front of a HUGE Republican crowd, I shoot you not! Free speech and all that. Bernie runs on the platform he is not Trump. Trump has more trouble coming from The House. Spending is down, Victoria's Secret goes bust, Seal eats loaf of bread & spend a day in the park.

The fire is gone between Trump and Kim. BiBi & Trudeau under the gun. Pakistan & India take a chill pill. 20 bucks to cross a bridge. Standoff ended with a slice. AOC eats lunch next to a hamburger. The taxman cometh, for you dog.

Cohen says many not nice things about our commander in cheeto. Trump and Kim Vietnam holiday day two. Pakistan and India take one step closer to all out war. Oprah lost a ton, of money in Weight Watchers. John Wayne Airport may change its name, partner. HS Students get their drunk on at the grocery store & Always tip the delivery guy.

India & Pakistan go at it. Cohen gets ready to rat. Trump & Kim's Vietnam lovenest. US to invade Venezuela? Your smart device could soon start turning you in to the cops & The latest thing to feel guilty about? Toilet Paper.

Ahead of the N Korea summit, Kim's imposter gets the boot. AOC thinks young-uns' maybe shouldn't have kids, but she get's her own comic book! Trump has another sexual misconduct accuser. Under 200 grand is not middle class in San Fran. Oh no, not again.

Kim and Trump get ready for their second meeting, this time Vietnam. Texas judge rules the military can draft women. It could be time to wag the dog in Venezuela. Michigan woman impersonates Neuman & Don't call the cops if your drug dealer rips you off... seriously, we haver to tell you this again!

Jussie Smollett is in police custody and boy, what a clusterfluck. The Coast Guard has its very own terrorist. Roseanne Barr calls AOC a bunch of bad words. Naked peanut butter slathered dog park guy is a thing now & lessons for men on how to shave their tackle.

Venezuela denounces Capitalist dogs...again. Putin threatens America...again. Smollett may get double secret probation...again. Dogs and Birds.

Bernie is all in. Cali leads lawsuit against Trump emergency. California better get ready for the ARkStorm! Let's reduce the national debt and sell Montana and the pronoun kerfuffle in Vermont.

Trump heads straight for the wall with national emergency. RBG is back at the bench. Trump gets a contender for Republican 2020 primary. Bobbitt returns on Amazon & we have a doorbell licker problem in Merica'.