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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guests, no Taylor this week!0:00:18 - Brandon Herrera’s political opponent’s dirty secrets: Affairs, immolation & cover ups0:13:36 - What’s the best punishment for a kid who goes postal when you take away his Switch?0:22:54 - The tragedy of the UK’s Jamie Bulger case & why St Louis has a hammer problem0:29:44 - When weird kids in school crash out and go postal for the dumbest reasons0:39:03 - PKA reacts to Trump’s State of the Union speech & America’s next ‘ideal’ President0:44:22 - Kyle has decided he wants to buy a ‘project’ car to fix up and make brand new0:57:17 - Why metal detector hobbyists are lame and PKA’s greatest treasure/fossil finds 1:06:59 - Why trying to make an ecosystem in an arid Texas desert isn’t the best idea1:10:51 - Woody’s dogs are getting bigger by the day & Kyle’s search for a new pupper1:18:01 - As King Trout can testify, Lock and Load is INCREDIBLY effective when used right1:20:25 - Neutering dogs, Kyle’s awful ex-dog, Dak & big vs small dog preferences1:27:44 - Why Goblin might be gluten-intolerant & is it time for a Woody colonoscopy?1:34:18 - Kyle’s bravery and daily struggles as a survivor of eye cancer1:37:45 - Taylor’s honeymoon & would you get married at a Taco Bell wedding ceremony?1:41:00 - The time Kyle wanted to go 50/50 on Nelly’s abandoned mansion with Taylor1:45:25 - Is Trump putting an end to legalised weed? And the 2026 Cuban Bay of Pigs incident1:51:02 - Kyle’s extremely European ancestry and why Scandinavian genes are a little sus.. 1:52:54 - The USA hockey team’s friendship with Trump & Woody’s time in beer league hockey2:03:09 - TV talk: Shoresy, Letterkenny, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, House MD & more 2:12:24 - Markiplier Iron Lung’s success, The Witch, The Lighthouse, Nosferatu & more horror2:20:06 - Was 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple a good or bad movie? 2:25:40 - Which dystopian future from TV/movies would be the best and worst to live in?2:31:40 - Epstein’s suspicious jerky & Trump’s blatant cover-up of the Epstein files2:45:27 - What’s the best country to have your ancestral roots originate from?2:48:12 - When photographers use starving kids as vulture bait for a perfect photo2:54:10 - Woody’s midget tossing days & Peter Dinklage vs the little person acting community2:59:01 - Why Woody and Kyle get emotional over the ending of Avengers: Endgame 3:03:20 - Why Jennifer Lawrence is overrated, Brad Pitt vs Tom Cruise & Daniel Day Lewis3:12:45 - PKA reacts to the upcoming Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano MMA bout 3:19:48 - UFC talk: Paddy the Baddy, Sean Strickland & watching UFC in-person vs at-home3:27:29 - The UFC White House card & the rise, fall and rise again (?) of Conor McGregor3:43:25 - Trump’s shameless gaslighting & East Wing remodel, will he run for a third term?3:48:17 - Trump’s 2024 assassination survival - what if it had been successful? 3:54:15 - The JFK conspiracy & the lost footage of PKA’s conspiracy theory segment3:58:56 - King Trout’s hilariously elongated remodelling of Brandon Herrera’s bathroom4:03:32 - And Kyle’s Door Dash crashout & is Woody getting ripped off by his oven repair guy? 4:07:44 - The guys call it a show

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