The man known as Hermitage on the Paratopia message board joins The Jeff & The Jer for another classic listener episode that raises some interesting new questions about how this strange intelligence interacts with experiencers who keep it on the periphery of their lives. We go down a written chronology of his family's and his experiences Joe-Gooch style, beginning with Hermitage's very first encounter as a child with... a toilet elf. (originally aired: 04.12.2012)