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Grit Week is live from Jacksonville. The Rockets passed the MANalytics test with a huge Game 4 win (2:27 - 8:12). Lebron is all up in the Celtics ass and PFT is officially worried about the Caps (8:12 - 16:23). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:23 - 31:05). Coach Bruce Arians joins the show to talk about his life in Football, the time he drank paint as a kid (twice), coaching Peyton Manning, Big Ben, and Andrew Luck, and why doing it his way ultimately paid off (31:05 - 58:24). Segments include the debut of the new hit single "Drink Paint" shout out Sonny Digital for the beat. PR 101 for Brandi Chastain's terrible plaque and Guys on Chicks with Blake Bortles. 

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Grit Week is here and we're live from an Georgia RV Park. We talk about what we have planned for the week, what happened to Vanny Woodhead and how much we love Coach O (2:20 - 6:21). NBA Playoffs, the Rockets are dead again, Steph is healthy, and James Harden is back on his designer drugs (allegedly) (6:21 - 9:33). The Cavs blew out the Celtics and JR Smith is the litmus test for how this series is going (9:33 - 13:30). We're not worried about the Caps so don't even ask (13:30 - 17:37). Who's Back of the week including Love because two strangers in England got married (17:37 - 28:21). LSU Football Coach Ed Orgeron joins the show to talk about Grit, his career as a Coach, the time he recruited even though he didn't have a job, and when he put a worm in his mouth to motivate his team (28:21 - 66:46). Segments include As a White Guy Stephen A Smith said the N word on air. Respect the Biz Us for calling into Brad Stevens press conference, PR 101 for Terrance Williams crashing his Lambo and running away, and Problematic did Lebron diss a guy in a MAGA hat during Game 3 but more importantly who really cares? 

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The Browns got Hard Knocks and we're so damn ready (2:30 - 7:27). NBA Playoffs and is Steph hurt again (7:27 - 11:03). We're not worried about the Caps, not even a little bit, not one iota (11:03 - 15:22). Grit Week preview and is Bubba's broken foot annoying for the rest of us (15:22 - 21:47). Bills Offensive Lineman Marshall Newhouse joins the show to talk about signing with the Bills, his famous fumble, and how the locker room will receive Josh Allen (21:47 - 44:21). Segments include thoughts and prayers to the CHL player that is addicted to video games, Sabermetrics the Cowboys O-Line coach judges his players on how they get ketchup out of a ketchup bottle, Hmmmm Boogie Cousins and we break news about where Lebron James will not sign in Free Agency. And we finish the week with listener roasts read by our friend Paul Bissonnette

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Should Lebron just quit on the Cavs? The Celtics and Warrior flex their MANalytics and Cleveland and Houston are in big trouble (2:47 - 14:16). NBA Draft Lottery was weird and we're not worried about the Caps, repeat we're not worried about the Caps (14:16 - 18:19) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the legalization of gambling and Kyrie Irving (18:19 - 35:46). Former NHL Players Ryan Whitney and Paul Bissonnette join the show to talk about the NHL playoffs, their favorite stories from playing in the league, bashing basketball, and Biz tries to read an ad (35:46 - 65:32). Segments include PR 101 for Robinson Cano, Well that makes sense Qatar paid for the DC metro to stay open late, Embrace Debate Laurel/Yanny and Guys on Chicks.  

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Lebron got smoked by the Celtics but he has a photographic memory so it's all good (2:20 - 8:44). Hockey talk and the Caps are an absolute wagon (8:44 - 12:10). Shout out all the moms and all the Instagram/Twitter posts shouting out all the moms on Mothers Day (12:10 - 13:05). Who's Back of the Week including Brooklyn 99, PFT keeping his promises, and Big Cat triggering himself with his own troll website MJvsLebron.net (13:05 - 24:56). Zach Harper (@TalkHoops) joins the show to talk about the NBA playoffs, what can the Cavs do to adjust, and what will the Western Conference Finals look like (24:56 - 42:03). Former Heisman Trophy Winner Ricky Williams joins the show to read us our horoscopes and tell us if we should buy BitCoin (42:03 - 57:02). Segments include PR 101 for Jordan Spieth and Webb Simpson, Talking Soccer Big Cat's soccer team got relegated. Hmmm Kawhi went to a Dodgers game. Well that Makes Sense Dwyane Casey was fired by the Raptors and Hank Hot In The Streets 

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Blake Bortles is a hero and also leaves his car unlocked with the keys and his wallet inside, but he's a hero (2:57 - 6:33). The Conference Final matchups are set in Hockey and Basketball and we preview both plus PFT gives his final update on the thing he needs to do but won't do (6:33 - 16:11). We've created our next huge moneymaker, MJvsLebron.net, the one stop shop for all MJ vs Lebron debates where you can run our high tech algorithm to find out who is the GOAT once and for all (16:11 - 24:32). Former NBA Player and National Champion Carlos Boozer joins the show to talk about his career in Basketball and playing in this year's Big 3, the time he spray painted his head, the time he punched a ref in the balls, and the time Prince rented his LA mansion and changed everything inside (24:32 - 56:51). Stay Woke is Marlins Man about to become President Trump's lawyer. Well Actually for Darren Rovell. Take Quake, Steve Rosenbloom thinks Roquan Smith should be blamed for getting his car broken into, and listener FAQ's 

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We're live in New Orleans and after 24 hours on the ground Big Cat's ears just popped. PFT's Caps beat the Penguins, finally, and now he has to figure out a way to apologize to everyone for not eating poop (2:20 - 13:40). We talk NBA second round, Lebron emasculated the Raptors, the Rockets and Warriors are on a collision path, and Joel Embiid talks maybe a little too much for a guy who gets winded every 4th quarter (13:40 - 18:34). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Swansea, and our ability to bring bad luck to interview subjects (18:34 - 29:59). New Orleans Saints Head Coach Sean Payton joins us to talk about his past 12 years in Louisiana, what life after Drew Brees may look like, how close he was to dying when Adrian Peterson was mad at him, playing for the lockout Spare Bears, and we pitch him Adam Sandler movies but he didn't really like that (29:59 - 72:02). Segments include Embrace Debate is Greeny being a Weeny because he can't pick a side on MJ vs Lebron, Trouble in Paradise Matt Harvey lives in Cincy now, Hank Hot in the Street Elon Musk's new girlfriend Grimes and Guys on Chicks. 

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Philly is still cleaning up their premature confetti celebration and Brad Stevens has broken the process (2:37 - 6:42). Lebron has killed the Raptors, again, and he somehow gets better every game (6:42 - 10:07). Warriors are still the team to beat and we kind of hate James Harden (10:07 - 12:11). The Caps are a game a way from PFT eating horse poop and Brad Marchand licks people (12:11 - 17:50). Who's Back of the Week including DJ Khaled's refusal to eat his wife's pussy and Albert Pujols hit 3,000 hits (17:50 - 24:59). Detroit Piston Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about his trade from the Clippers, if the Clipper for Life ceremony is awkward in retrospect, how he's changing his game, and what the differences between Manhattan Beach and Detroit Michigan are (24:59 - 62:05). Segments include Kings stay Kings Skip Bayless, Hurt or Injured Matt Harvey, Stick to Sports Sportscenter, Sabermetrics American Pharaoh fucks a lot, and Stay Woke is Kanye performing an elaborate art project on all of us? 

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Lebron owns the city of Toronto ( 2:38 - 8:17). The Celtics have stopped the process and Ben Simmons put in an all time stinker (8:17 - 10:53). The Australians on the Utah Jazz made it a series in Houston (10:53 - 14:20). The Caps lost to the Penguins but it was really the refs fault (14:20 - 17:11). Brain Dump Friday we're going to buy all of RG3's old hashtags (17:11 - 21:18). Hank Azaria joins the show to talk Sam Darnold, the Mets, Brockmire Season 2, and what makes an announcer great (21:18 - 48:48). Randy Moss joins the show to give us his Kentucky Derby picks and debunk the famous Curse of Apollo (48:48 - 60:50). Segments include hmmm for Kurt Warner, Peter King didn't eat the trash, Not to brag but we called it, and Uncle Chaps joins us to read roasts (60:50 - . 

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The Raptors are a joke (Sorrey Toronto) and Lebron wins Game 1 even though he shot terribly (2:20 - 7:16). The Caps take a 2-1 lead and PFT is 2 games away from eating shit (7:16 - 12:35). The Celtics stopped the process in Game 1 and Kendrick Perkins tried to kill Drake (12:35 - 17:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gravity and Big Ben isn't retiring any time soon (17:45 - 33:46). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA, his life as a struggling screenwriter in LA, LA traffic, and what the hell will happen to Kawhi/Paul George/Lebron this summer (33:46 - 70:26). Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, hmmm for the Astros spin rate and Guys on Chicks. 

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