Pardon My Take

Lebron survived and had the most Lebron game of all time (2:20 - 5:10). What the hell do the Thunder do now? We're going to miss Joe Prunty and his horrible fashion and the Wizards need to blow the whole thing up (5:10 - 18:17). The Caps have even the series and we're here to stave off the haters (18:17 - 22:14) . Who's Back of the Week including Draft Grades and Nerds. We discuss Avengers even though none of us saw it so don't worry about Spoilers (22:14 - 33:28). Heavyweight MMA Champion of the world Stipe Miocic joins the show to talk about his title, being doubted by Dana White, and what it's like being a Cleveland sports fan (33:28 - 56:01). We went on Arian Foster's podcast and included 10-15 minutes of our talk with him and a bonus first time we've talked BVT/ESPN since October (56:01 - 70:10). Segments include the debut of "Can I ask a question", Stay Classy for Sal Perez, and Embrace Debate Shaq thinks half of 80 is 20 and filling up your gas tank more means you spend less money.

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The first round of the NFL Draft is complete and Roger Goodell got boo'd so damn hard. We talk about the notable picks including Baker Mayfield to the Browns, Josh Allen to the Bills after a problematic Wednesday, Josh Rosen to the Cardinals and Lamar Jackson to the Ravens. Winners and Losers of the first round and Jon Gruden is drunk. The Caps lost to the Penguins in Game 1 and Lebron will never stop killing teams. Jacksonville Jaguars QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about Draft day memories and read the NFL Draft Wikipedia Page. Ryan Whitney joins to break down the suprises from Round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, who he likes in Round 2, and an all time 60 seconds to bash Basketball. Segments include Sabermetrics for Sean Payton + our NPR Segment to try and climb the rankings.     

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We freed Meek Mill, not a big deal. NBA Playoff recap, the Celtics/Bucks are in a rock fight,  Russ is cancelled, Playoff P needs to get a new nickname, Melo is washed and the T-Wolves got bukkakeed (2:27 - 19:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mike Francesca and a new surgery that gets you a new dick (19:59 - 30:56). Ross Tucker joins the show to talk about the 2018 Draft, who he likes out of the 5 first round quarterbacks, how the scouting system has flaws, and tells a story about Dan Snyder being cheap as hell (30:56 - 49:43). QB Coach Jordan Palmer joins the show to talk about his coaching of Sam Darnold/Josh Rosen, what each guy can do to improve their game and who he likes most out of the two (49:43 - 65:44). PR 101 for Kevin Durant sucking at social media per usual, Ehhhhh Case Keenum walked in on John Elway and Baker Mayfield, Sabermetrics Colin Cowherd unleashes Manalytics and Guys on Chicks.

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Wild weekend in the NBA Playoffs, Lance Stephenson is an all time heel, Anthony Davis isn't human, Giannis is stretch Armstrong and Playoff P has disappeared (2:20 - 15:12). Who's Back of the week including 2018 killing all of our favorite celebrities and Manu Ginobli (15:12 - 28:30). NFL Network's Mike Mayock joins the show to talk about Thursday's Draft, his QB rankings, and which of his weird terms can be assigned to potential draftees (28:30 - 61:37). Segments include Problematic for Jay Feely going viral, Stay Classy Flyers Fans, Fraud Alert Derek Jeter things the Marlins are competing, Way to stay relevant baseball Brandon Belt fouled a bunch of pitches off and a Take Quake.

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The Pelicans are shitpumping the Blazers, Lebron needs to be a superhero just to escape the first round, the T-Wolves are sad, and more NBA Playoff story lines (2:20 - 12:17). The NFL releases its schedule and we predict every teams record (not actually) (12:17 -  24:12). Kevin Heffernan (Farva) and Erik Stolhanske (Rabbit) join the show to talk about making Supertroopers 2, what its like to work in a creative relationship with 5 guys for over 15 years, what was their "made it moment", and we workshop some Adam Sandler movie ideas (24:12 - 58:58). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Tom Brady, Talking Soccer Zoltan fucks, NASA Update and Whoa. 

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Tax Day because the IRS broke all their "computers" (2:20 - 4:12). NBA/NHL Playoff recap, the Bucks are broken and their coach looks like an accountant. Brad Stevens is a Wizard and Dwyane Wade found the fountain of youth and got his ass eaten (4:12 - 13:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including The Mooch and Brett Favre (13:52 - 28:01). Chicago Bulls Rookie Lauri Markkanen joins the show to talk about his first year in the NBA, what his nickname should be, and whether or not we can speak Finnish (28:01 - 48:55). Des Linden the first USA Boston Marathon winner since 1985 joins the show to talk about Marathon running and she let us make a bunch of jokes about bumper stickers and how boring running is (48:55 - 60:54). Segments include way to stay relevant Baseball because the season is too long, Hmmmm Pop vs Kawhi, Trouble in Paradise Aaron Rodgers and the Packers, Hashtag Hyphy and Guys on Chicks. 

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It's finally Tax Day but we all filed for extensions so we're gucci . The Caps stink again but what else is new (2:20 -5:16). We do our knee jerk reactions to Game 1 in the NBA Playoffs (5:16 - 14:42). Who's Back of the Week including a call to Marlins Man who has some breaking news on Derek Jeter's fraudulent filings and Coachella has us triggered again (14:42 - 38:47). NL MVP and Cubs 3B Kris Bryant joins us to talk about playing in Chicago, how much he wants Bryce Harper on the Cubs, being perfect at life, and how much he wants Bryce Harper on the Cubs (38:47 - 57:52). Segments include Way to stay relevant Baseball GIFS, Put one in her earhole for the little league coach that tried to bean an 11 year old girl, Our Bad we broke up John Cena's marriage, Embrace Debate is Gregg Popovich a dickhead, and "Whoa".

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The Stanley Cup Playoffs have started and the Washington Capitols are dead (2:27 - 8:59). NBA Playoffs start Saturday and we do knee jerk picks for each series (8:59 - 15:17). Brain Dump Fridays including a fake Chik Fil A to make people buy from our real Chik Fil A and Big Cat thinks he can go viral singing Cardi B songs (15:17 - 28:20) . Northwestern Head Football Coach Pat Fitzgerald joins the show to talk about being a Football Guy, the new Northwestern facilities, the hardest place to play in the Big Ten, and why his hashtag game needs work (28:20 - 57:34). Segments include Way to stay Relevant for baseball brawls making a huge comeback, Protect the shield for Colin Kaepernick, Done or Finished Billy Mitchell, and Hmmm because Bill Belichick named his dog Nike. 

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The NFL got rid of color rush thursdays and we're mad and red and nude about it (2:20 - 8:39) . We confront Hank on his weird addiction of swallowing gum (he's swallowed over 50 pieces in the last 3 days, (Hank note -  swallowing gum isn't actually weird and if you think it is then you are the weird one) (8:39 - 11:24). Richie Incognito gives an exclusive statement to Pardon My Take on his retirement (11:24 - 12:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne discussing the fact that Mark Zuckerberg is without a doubt a robot (12:50 - 29:15). Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk about the NBA Playoffs, why Melo stinks, who should the Cavs fear in the East, and whether or not the Rockets/Raptors can break through (29:15 - 49:28). Segments include Respect the Biz for the Milwaukee reporter that got in a fist fight, PR 101 for Tristan Thompson kissing 2 women that weren't his wife, Spinzone Mark McGwire says he didn't need all those steroids to hit 70 home runs, explain it to Big Cat, and guys on chicks. 

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The Master are over and man baby Patrick Reed has won the Green Jacket (2:20 - 4:31). Recapping Sunday in Augusta and our favorite Patrick Reed stories (4:31 - 9:12). Is Tiger back? (9:12 - 17:13) Who's back of the week including Joe West putting deodorant on his feet (17:13 - 26:54). Former 2nd Pick in the NFL Draft Ryan Leaf joins the show to talk about his life in the NFL, his addiction and recovery post NFL, overcoming regrets and what he learned from being considered a Bust (26:54 - 57:23). Segments include Peter King ate the trash again, Uhhh Ya Think for Jon Daly Sabermetrics Doug Gottlieb, Done or Finished Giancarlo Stanton and "whoa" 

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