Pardon My Take

Conor McGregor goes crazy in Brooklyn and we ask the question is he too big for the UFC( 2:15-7:35). Masters are here and Tiger battled the course and the Azaleas + Sergio gave up on life and will never win a Major (7:16-11:12). Kyrie Irving is hurt and the Team Lebron curse lives on (11:13-16:25). Brain dump Friday including a new way to create energy and how we can capitalize on starting fake death rumors (16:26-23:36). Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk to us about who will win the Stanley Cup Final, which team is shitpumpin other teams, and why basketball players are soft (26:50-50:52). The ForePlay boys (@RiggsBarstool, @BarstoolTrent) join the show live from Augusta to tell us about Day 1 of the Masters and Tiger's chances to win the tournament (52:00-58:23). Segments include Tebow Update (1:00:58-1:03:13), Embrace Debate (1:03:14-1:06:12) Stay Woke, (1:06:13-1:07:04) the new segment "Whoa" (1:07:05-1:08:15), Take Quake Stephen A Smith thinks Josh Rosen wants to go to NYC because it has more Jews (1:08:16-1:10:10), and PMT FAQ (1:10:11-1:06:55). 

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We're never leaving San Antonio but we had a blast at the National Championship game Monday. Villanova is a hurricane of basketball talent and Mo Wagner got tired from pumping up the crowd (2:30-13:40). Masters preview and storylines including John Daly, the galleries, and can Sergio finally win the big one (13:41-19:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the state of Kentucky because Rick Pitino is never going back there (19:31-30:38). Wrestling Champion and A-List Celebrity John Cena joins the show to talk about his new movie, getting Punk'd, whether or not he'd fuck Big Cat's belly button and milk PFT's nipples, and what it's like being a wrestler that gets boo'd (33:11-1:03:27). Segments include PR 101 Donte DiVincenzo's old tweets are problematic (1:07:10-1:11:40), Trouble in Paradise for the Patriots possibly trading Gronk(1:11:41-1:15:42) and Guys on Chicks (1:15:45-1:21:00). 

We're live from San Antonio for the Final Four and we're sick and tired of Maroon 5 blaring across the entire city (2:27 -4:30). We talk about Saturday night's games, Sister Jean the possibly fraud fan, and eating dinner next to Mike D'Antoni, not to brag (4:30 - 12:31). Who's back of the week (12:31 - 22:06). Providence Head Coach Ed Cooley joins the show and talks about how to beat Villanova, how he got into coaching, and the time he split his pants on the sidelines (22:06 - 40:51). Segments include Embrace Debate how to do you pronounce the word Meme and has Jim Nantz ever been on the internet. Talking Soccer, Zlatan is going to save America. Just Chill out man for Aaron Donald practicing with knives. Baker Mayfield keeps every negative tweet and Hurt, Injured, or High with Joel Embiid. 

Baseball is back and everyone is on pace for something (2:12-9:50). Final Four is coming up and we're headed to San Antonio for all the action + our picks (9:51-14:31). Brain Dump Friday where we pitch our best ideas that are probably terrible (14:32-20:48). Virginia Tech Head Basketball Coach Buzz Williams joins the show to talk about how he got into coaching, why he sweats so much, and whether or not we should Quit Cussin (22:36-59:18). Segments include put one in his earhole for Kevin Durant calling out "Blog Boys" (1:02:51-1:06:28), Sabermetrics for Trevor Bauer's new contract (1:06:29-1:08:33), Embrace Debate would you eat a Dilly Dog (1:08:34-1:12:35), and FAQ's + Explain it to Hank (1:12:36-1:18:30). 

Big Cat had a perfect bracket and PFT is pretty sure the Caps will win it this year. NFL Free Agency update and where will Odell go? (2:10-10:32) We call Marlins Man to hear his side of his season ticket battle with Derek Jeter and the Marlins (10:34-17:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:27-31:11). Future first round draft pick Josh Allen joins the show to talk about DraftJoshAllen.com, how tall he is, the whirlwind of the NFL Draft, and what it was like growing up on a farm (32:13-58:35). Segments include Jon Gruden's time machine (1:00:33-1:02:49), Sabermetrics for Baker Mayfield making people laugh (1:02:50-1:04:10), Stay Woke on Ronda Rousey (1:04:11-1:05:31), the world's worst recurring segment "Hashtag Hyphy" (1:05:32-1:07:12) and guys on chicks (1:07:13-1:14:12). 

Duke has lost and Coach K is sad. Recapping the Elite 8 and the remaining Final Four teams + Leonard Hamilton not fouling so that the FSU Alumni could win a bet (2:10-11:33). Hank, Big Cat, and Bubba bought a HUGE Stanley Cup future that makes them the number 1 fans of the team they invested in (11:34-12:38). Who's back of the week, including porn and the guy who is mad his fake story about having sex with Obama didn't get him on 60 minutes (12:39-21:52). Cubs First Baseman Anthony Rizzo joins the show to talk about the upcoming baseball team, new teammates and why he won't ever text Big Cat back (22:58-37:42). Jaguars CB AJ Bouye joins the show to talk about Coughlin time, giving Blake Bortles a book, and what gives a good defense an edge (38:33-1:00:15). Segments include hot seat update for cricket (1:02:57-1:04:39), PR 101 for Michael Bennet (1:04:40-1:07:02), Hurt or Injured Steph Curry (1:07:03-1:10:05), and the return of Soggy Sorrows for Duke losing in the tournament (1:10:06-1:11:48). 

We forgot to watch our Spongebob episode, sorry. Recap of half the Sweet 16. Is Sister Jean too good? Is Coach Cal on the hot seat? Will Gonzaga ever make a Final Four? Plus Big Cat upgrades Bruce Weber to a good + coach. Josh Allen pro day today and we're nervous that Sam Darnold is going to use rain at his pro day to go first in the draft(2:20-14:26). We call our friend Chris Long to talk about his new contract with the Eagles and not the Virginia loss to UMBC, we didn't even bring up the fact that his team was the first team ever to lose to a 16 seed, nope, it never came up (15:58-23:58). Jon Taffer joins the show to talk about his new book, how fear can be a motivator, are millenials killing bars, and we pitch him some business ideas (25:05-54:34). Segments include Kings stay Kings for Nick Saban making Butch Jones his intern (57:51-1:01:30), Uhhh Ya Think (1:01:31-1:03:17), Jimbo for Deion Sanders (1:03:18-1:05:15), and our newest segment "PMT FAQ" where we explain some of our longer running bits for new listeners (1:05:16-1:11:50). 

Daniel Bryan is back, and that was talking wrestling. Mid Week Tourney thoughts while we wait for basketball to come back. We debate whether or not we should sign Lebron to the Basketball team we own, the New Zealand Breakers, not to brag. Do people want to see President Trump's penis? (2:15-14:02) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Nationals, peeing in the sink, and disavowing BitCoiin2Gen. (14:03-27:44) Big Papi aka David Ortiz joins us briefly to talk about life after baseball, how many home runs he could hit this year, how he never knew Dustin Pedroia's first name was Dustin and what Manny Ramirez is doing right now (28:48-41:28). Frank Kaminsky joins the show to talk about joining the podcast world and how often he talks to Michael Jordan. (42:28-59:25) Segments include Perspective for Ryan Donato, (1:01:16-1:05:14) the debut of "Jon Gruden's time machine" (1:05:15-1:06:56), Explain it to Big Cat what is this new Spongebob meme and Guys on Chicks (1:09:40-1:16:20). 

We're barely coherent off 4 days straight of Basketball. March Madness story lines. UMBC beats Virginia. Xavier, UNC, and Cincy get bounced and Sister Jean captivates a nation. (2:30-18:29) Who's back of the week crying kids and millenials in college basketball. (18:30-25:53) Dan Dakich joins the show to break down the first weekend, what happened to Virginia and who impressed him. (27:02-44:08) NFL RB Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about his retirement on Friday night, what he'll miss about Football, and which of his former QB's texted him congratulations. (45:10-1:03:55) Segments include a Quake Take (1:07:01-1:08:20), PR 101 Big Baby Davis, (1:08:21-1:12:07) What Offseason for the Jets/Browns trade, (1:12:08-1:17:04) and Mike Greenberg's dumb rules Rory McIlroy wants to ban drinking at PGA events (1:17:05-1:19:20). 

March Madness is here and it is glorious. Loyola Chicago wins at the buzzer, Buffalo trashes Arizona, man buns are back, and Gonzaga survives. (3:10-11:40) The real story of the day though was Tom Crean to Georgia. Cleaning up NFL Free Agency + Big Cat made a pen pal. (11:41-21:13) Brent Musberger joins the show from Las Vegas to tell us how his Day 1 went and who he likes in Friday's actions. (22:41-29:20) Women's Hockey Gold medalist Amanda Kessel joins the show to talk about beating Canada, shit talking on the ice, and whether or not her brother loves hot dogs. (30:58-40:01) Segments include Respect the Biz (42:45-44:17), PR 101 for John Skipper (44:18-47:30), E-Sports update with Darren Rovell's voicemail (47:31-50:15), Take Quake (50:16-51:36), Embrace Debate is Jon Gruden fun (51:37-53:15) and Explain it to AWL's (53:16-55:47).