Pat Gray Unleashed

Joe Biden makes it known that they’re working hard to increase food shortages? Biden says that sanctions against Russia apparently weren’t meant to deter Vladimir Putin. Ted Cruz asks Ketanji Brown Jackson if he would be able to just decide to be an Asian man even though he is a Hispanic man. Jackson can’t find an answer. Senator Ben Sasse may have taken a shot at Cruz by mentioning how people often act differently when in front of a camera. The audience was pretty sparse at the European Parliament during Justin Trudeau’s speech. The new "Star Trek" shows don’t really even seem like "Star Trek" any more. Pat gives us all an updated (and much-needed) lesson on the many characters within the “LGBTQQIP2SAA” acronym. Are we moving forward with space exploration?

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Senator Josh Hawley wonders if Ketanji Brown Jackson regrets only giving three months to a child pornographer, and she refuses to answer. Lindsey Graham clashes with Jackson when she tries to explain that modern-era pornography cases should be looked at differently. Chairman Dick Durbin did not let Jackson answer Ted Cruz’s question about her light child pornography sentences. Cory Booker can’t contain his excitement when talking about Jackson’s nomination. Joy Behar shared her strong thoughts on Ketanji Brown Jackon’s nomination. Rand Paul seemed a little hesitant on whether he would vote for Jackson. The Associated Press was "shocked" when it found out the Taliban weren’t allowing girls in Afghanistan to have an education past the sixth grade. Dr. Fauci, unsurprisingly, says there may be another uptick of COVID. It looks like Kyrie Irving may be able to play home games after all. There’s a shirt coming out that can monitor your heartbeat. Even Bill Maher is starting to rethink solar energy. Alabama apologizes for recalling a Let’s Go Brandon license plate. Former Elmo puppeteer is under fire with claims of abuse. The CEO of BlackRock wants to force our behaviors. 

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ESPN is moving away from covering sports and more into leftist propaganda. A caller mentions that the LGBTQ movement is moving away from where it started. A flashback is shown of Democrats (namely Kamala Harris) interrupting during Brett Kavanaugh’s hearing. Patrick Leahy really wants the Senate to make history this week. Lindsey Graham presses Ketanji Brown Jackson on her Gitmo record. Jackson claims "stare decisis" when responding to her stance on Roe v. Wade. Mark Lee grills Jackson on her giving lesser punishment for certain pedophilia cases. Ted Cruz annihilates Jackson on her child pornography case history and denial of covering critical race theory. Jackson can’t give an answer for what the definition of a woman is. She claims it’s because she’s “not a biologist.” Do we cut the mustard? Al Michaels is headed to Amazon. A packet about "unpacking privilege" was left in a Home Depot break room. Learn. Reflect. Practice. Jen Psaki’s handcart.

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During a Kamala Harris speech, she had some thoughts about the passage of time. Joe Biden let slip that he and his administration are setting up for the new world order. Biden meets with school kids to talk about how the last two years of online school were for them. A school is having Pride Week Community Circles but makes sure to enforce that everything said in these circles should only stay within the circle. A pride parade takes place at another school. And in yet another one, a teacher feels the need to come out as trans in front of all of her students. Chris Cuomo might be throwing CNN under the bus. Maury Povich is still on the air? Could Kate Upton become a speechwriter for Kamala Harris? BlazeTV's Hilary Kennedy stops by to talk about Ketanji Brown Jackson.

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There’s a new Pat Gray Bingo for this week! Volodymyr Zelenskyy is pushing for talks with Vladimir Putin and negotiations for peace. He also remarks that a war wouldn’t have started if Ukraine were a NATO member. Apparently, climate change is the most serious consequence to worry about if World War III starts, according to an article. A protester who had a shirt reading ‘Just Stop Oil’ tied himself to a goalpost. Bloomberg comes out with a tweet that details what people can do to deal with inflation. The elites want you to know that the solution to inflation is just to not be poor. Cheerleaders are still required to wear masks. Fauci changes his tune over the weekend and says we might not be out of the pandemic after all. Joe Biden’s Supreme Court nomination is shockingly lenient toward pedophiles. So, is Fauci retiring or not? There’s another hit by Five Times August. This time it’s about Justin Trudeau.

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COVID numbers are starting to surge in Europe. Dr. Fauci immediately takes this opportunity to push more mask-wearing again. Nancy Pelosi is here praising Zelenskyy with a very awkward limerick … or poem? Who knows? A Russian general recently recommended that Putin shoot a nuke at America’s largest weapons site in Nevada as a “warning.” Wait, we’re using nuclear bombs as warnings now? There are members of the Russian military reportedly shooting themselves in the leg as a way to protest and escape the war. The new "Star Trek" series has a black woman as the president of “United Earth,” a woman as the federation president, and multiple couples and signs of LGBTQ+ qualities and tendencies. We get it, we understand: no white, straight men should be allowed in leadership any longer. Congrats to Deb from Vermont for winning Bingo this week! We have a video of a “trans coach” on TikTok. Oh, please do follow him, so you can learn! Changing clocks could be gone forever, but we don’t think Biden will sign the bill because it will mess up many of the global business schedules. Did you hear what Biden said about being Irish on St. Patrick’s Day? There are so many things wrong with what he said. Is there anything that this Biden administration takes ownership or responsibility for? Everything that is wrong right now is something or someone else’s fault.

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Volodymyr Zelenskyy pushes the U.S. in an address to Congress to help out with the Russian invasion. Joe Biden calls Vladimir Putin a war criminal when talking to reporters. "The View" hosts have their take on what should happen to Tucker Carlson and Tulsi Gabbard. A woman just made a chandelier out of COVID vaccine vials. Self-driving cars are now federally legal. Bill Gates wants to replace smartphones with an electronic tattoo. More contestants struggle a little on "Wheel of Fortune." Pat keeps getting random songs stuck in his head. Biden threatens to veto the new bill that would end mask mandates. Starbucks wants to get rid of its disposable cups. Biden gets confused and starts talking about relationship blackmail for some reason?

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The Russian parliament is asking for reparations from the U.S., including Alaska and California. Nancy Pelosi provides us with a rambling update on what’s going on in Ukraine. Did Kamala Harris just imply that Ukraine is part of NATO? A spokesman at CBS offers what he believes Russia may do with the Ukrainian biomedical research facilities. Joe Biden takes zero questions from reporters and says the first lady’s husband has COVID (which would be him). Jeff Bezos had to adjust his space suit prior to his space launch. A Pathead calls in live from the People's Convoy headed to DC. Scientists are now wanting to embed microchips into medication so that hospitals can confirm that the pill was digested. Even Trevor Noah and Bill Maher are starting to question the narrative? An asteroid was discovered just two hours before it fell from the sky. What do giraffes sound like?

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Pat Gray Overtime starts next week! Joe Biden is still accepting no responsibility and continues to blame Vladimir Putin for all his inflation problems. A Russian protester goes on Russian TV with a sign that says No War. Russia has suffered significant losses due to its invasion of Ukraine. Hillary Clinton blows away Kamala Harris on the more hideous poll. Dolly Parton has asked to have her name removed from consideration for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Latinos are starting to back away from voting for Democratic candidates. A drone display shows a giant QR code at SXSW for the new Halo series. Ron DeSantis continues to stand up against woke ideology in schools. A teacher is suing her school board over a disagreement about using student’s preferred pronouns. Pat Gray Unleashed decided his new preferred name is Hank Unleashed! A private school in Dallas is now calling looting a righteous action? A cop rams into a drunk driver head-on to protect cyclists from getting hit.

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Pat Gray Bingo makes its return this week! Have gas prices actually gone down 1 cent? Joe Biden says he’s sick of everyone blaming him for the high oil prices. Even Nancy Pelosi blames Vladimir Putin for all the inflation issues. Kamala Harris tells everyone to “just look at the map” to understand inflation in America. Bill Maher asks why Putin didn’t invade any countries during Donald Trump’s presidency if they were both so amicable with each other. What issues did the Biden administration actually inherit from Trump’s? A prehistoric squid has been named after Joe Biden. CNN claims it will be getting rid of its biased anchors. The CEO of Pfizer has decided that a fourth dose of the vaccine will be necessary. A new study suggests that moderate physical activity is a good idea. Alec Baldwin still claims that he did nothing wrong. One of the top tennis players in the world won’t be able to compete for the title due to his vaccination status. Is Pat like a bird?

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