Captain Pat Gray? President Biden has enough shots for 300 Americans. Schools across the country are still closed a year later. Biden to start reforming the Supreme Court? COVID funds to go toward climate change-related crises. John Kerry explains why low-paying jobs are better. What is a “K shaped” recovery? Mandates "not based in science." Are we close to interstellar travel? Great Britain on lockdown until the end of March! Riots in the Netherlands continue as citizens grow tired of lockdowns.

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Ted Cruz proposes a constitutional amendment for constitutional term limits. Target decides to stop selling coconut milk due to "forced monkey labor." If you wear two masks, it is proven to have 75% efficiency, but if you wear three masks, there is 90% efficiency. We suppose the more masks the merrier. Jeffy from "Chewing the Fat" joins the show. A man was found living in the Chicago O’Hare International Airport for nearly three months. The new White House press secretary, Jen Psaki, loves using the phrase, “I’ll have to circle back with you on that." We will circle back with you if, and when, Psaki ever circles back with us.

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There’s snow in Malibu?! The climate change activists are already spinning it to fit their narrative. Biden is expected to reach 30 executive orders this week. Over 1,000 jobs have been lost (already?!) due to the executive order signed to halt the Keystone XL oil pipeline. Watch and listen to how often the phrase “Build Back Better” has been used in the past few months around the world. Dr. Fauci is the highest-paid federal employee out of 4 million total, even more than the president’s salary. The article of impeachment was sent to the Senate yesterday ... for the president who is no longer in office. A dwarf planet that could support 50,000 people is "in the works" and could be here in 15 years. We’ll see about that.

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Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer adds a few charges to Donald Trump. Another caravan of immigrants joins the first on its way to America. President Joe Biden promises to cure cancer. New COVID vaccines are questionable, but Bill Gates is here to reassure us. Wearing more masks creates an obstacle course for the virus. Comedian Trey Kennedy explains living with a mask. Workers at an Amazon in Alabama want to vote on a union; no mail-in ballots are allowed. Biden hides YouTube comments. Gas tax to rise again to improve infrastructure.

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Speaker Pelosi wants to continue the impeachment process. The WHO admits that the COVID tests have a very large number of false positives. More evidence suggests that the coronavirus did come from a lab in China. Man with an axe attacks a senator’s office. Can money buy happiness now? Another week of More(on) trivia! Kansas City Chiefs take on the Buffalo Bills. Joy Behar is still ranting on Trump. Pat’s weekend getaway to Nova Scotia!

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Sights and sounds from Joe Biden’s first day in office. Biden has already enacted a few (17) executive orders. Antifa destroys Democratic headquarters in Portland. Is Donald Trump looking to start a new political party? 22-year-old poet Amanda Gorman delivered a beautiful speech yesterday at the inauguration. Is Biden making changes in the Middle East already?! Hilary Kennedy joins the show to talk UFC! Conor McGregor comes out of retirement again. Is actor Armie Hammer a cannibal?! Check out these chilling DMs from him. Cadillac is designing a flying car ... are you in?

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Joe Biden’s inauguration is today. Is your Biden Bingo card ready? Hillary Clinton suggests a 9/11-style commission to root out Trump supporters. Jeffy joins the show! Is the U.S. Space Command moving to Huntsville, Alabama? Biden advisers blame climate change on racism. Do you remember your password? Donald Trump officially leaves the White House for the last time. Harry Reid and Mitt Romney put their differences aside. Joe Biden heads to church. It only takes four seconds to exercise?! Count us in.

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Today is President Donald Trump’s last full day in office. Biden Bingo tomorrow! CNN doesn’t want diverse opinions; it wants "right think." At least Bill Maher understands the truth; listen to what he has to say. Parler’s CEO says it should be back up and running by the end of January. The president of Mexico criticizes American social media companies for censorship. Katie Couric wants to deprogram the “Trump Cult." Covid lockdowns and restrictions cause over 100,000 restaurants to close. Are aliens coming to Idaho? New “Super Earth” is discovered by NASA.

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The National Guard are left to sleep on the floor in the capital. Parler is back and addresses the blame for the Capitol riot. Was it really Facebook? Another caravan breaks through police as it makes its way to America. The media continues to go after Trump supporters. Ice cream for COVID-19! The dangers of the Green New Deal. AOC demands that senators and representatives resign for their support of President Trump. Black Lives Matter leader was featured in an Uber ad. Will Uber take down the ad? Did Drew Brees just play his last game? Does your iPhone trust you?

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Get your AMC theater experience at home. More problems are being reported with the vaccines. What happens when you freeze a bubble? It's Friday, and that means another week of playing More(on) Trivia! Antifa rioter identified at Capitol riot; how many were there? Possible NFL draft predictions.

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