Are we seeing the first steps taken by the Apple and Google partnership? An important reminder about our rights from Senator Rand Paul. Our leaders aren’t interested in the Bill of Rights. Churchgoers in Greenville, Mississippi, win their case against the police. Maybe turtles do deserve to die. We’re releasing prisoners early, and the predicted results are happening. Sports close to returning? Elizabeth Warren endorses Joe Biden! Pat goes over some “home remedies” for the coronavirus … don’t do it, please. Llama milk is underrated, apparently. New unemployment numbers, and they’re not good. Giant Asian hornets ... they’re here! A plan to finally wipe out mosquitoes. Chris Cuomo is a hothead. Big ozone hole ... because it’s so cold. Black Democrat endorses President Trump, and there are consequences forthcoming.

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Barack Obama endorses Joe Biden. Finally. IRS stimulus checks start arriving today. Chris Cuomo announces he doesn’t like his job. Sports getting ready to start back up? Beatles merchandise auctioned off and Jeffy misses out ... again. Helicopter on Mars! Professional wrestling/WWE is deemed an "essential business" in Florida. Tom Brady is trying to get ahead of the trademark game. Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh doesn’t back down when asked about abortion and his religion. Huge line of cars in Los Angeles for free food. NASCAR driver Kyle Larson is caught saying a racial slur during an iRacing stream, and NASCAR fires him. The top 30 of the richest rock stars of all time. There are still movie theaters open? $4 trillion in debt this year and growing!

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Donald Trump has the media eating their own words. With elections coming up, President Trump needs to let people know that he tried to stop the spread way earlier than the media claims. You can expect to see your stimulus check in your bank account soon. President Trump claims he has "total authority" ... umm, no. We always name the virus from where it originated. Seeing medical masks being made is disturbing. Surplus of chicken wings due to the coronavirus. South Dakota seeking trials for the anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine. U.S. taxpayers funded Wuhan lab research. Bernie Sanders endorses Joe Biden. British police storm into man’s home.

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Pat Gray Bingo begins today! What Pat misses since the lockdown. Texas about to reopen for business? What day of the week was Jesus Christ crucified? Happy 50% off candy day! Churches under attack on Easter weekend. Radio DJs: The philosophers of our time. Pat reports the news from the future. "Nonessential" purchases forbidden in Michigan. Which presidents has Joe Biden known intimately? Dr. Fauci wasn’t concerned as recently as February 29. Alyssa Milano doesn’t want you owning guns ... even in these times. Detained for not wearing a mask in Philadelphia. Simple everyday liberties at risk? The rise of the mafia in Italy again.

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Americans pushing back on lockdown orders. Time to restart the economy. Time to restock the snack area. 5G misinformation. No more Sprite in the building! Can we govern ourselves in America? Joe Biden is still struggling ... with English. Reparations from China? Dogs no longer considered cattle in China. Pope Francis suggests climate change is the reason for the coronavirus. A reporter ahead of the curve on coronavirus truth. Troopers stopping visitors on Texas highways to check their temperatures. Why is the press so against the use of hydroxychloroquine? How has this virus affected you? The League of Legends video game added to ESPN. We’re desperate for sports. Clearly.

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Bernie Sanders drops out. Time to pardon the "Tiger King"? Democrat lawmakers don’t know how to wear a mask. Who is funding the WHO? "Speaking moistly." Rep. Dan Crenshaw joins the program to discuss his new book, "Fortitude." And he talks about Pete Davidson. Jameis Winston sets up a coronavirus hotline. Chris Cuomo manipulates video in order to make a dishonest point about the president. Is Rep. Dan Crenshaw conservative enough? Jobless numbers are out and they aren’t good ... yet again. The truth behind the COVID-19 death rates? Alyssa Milano’s new standard for men. Toilet paper costs how much?

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Pat Gray performs one of his Billboard Top 100 songs this morning. We have shut down our society ... and for what? Arrested for playing T-ball in a park. Defying lockdown orders. Is Jeffy about to strike it rich? Mayor Lightfoot can get a haircut, but you can’t! Jeffy gives up on the beard. President Trump threatens India. India responds. Why there is a shortage of medical masks in the United States. Does the World Health Organization have secret ties with China? Joe Biden picks up an endorsement ... oh, and he really likes fig newtons. A Democrat politician thanks President Trump for saving her life. Churches leery of taking federal money, for good reason.

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Everyone is wearing a mask, even Joe Biden! Maxine Waters says listen to Dr. Fauci and not President Trump. OK. ... They’re saying the same thing. Patients should be able to take whatever drug they want. Why the pushback against hydroxychloroquine? NBC Washington’s regrettable tweet about Governor Northam. The ways governments are tracking citizens in the wake of COVID-19. Drones everywhere! We go to our reporter on the streets for "ghetto facts." The queen speaks to her people. They’ll never take our feet and inches! Are sports close to returning? Airline travel down 95% from a year ago. American Airlines crams passengers in the rear of the plane. GDP down at least 30%? Chicago mayor not practicing what she preaches. The day the Earth stopped vibrating. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Hillary in "Silence of the Lambs." At least there are no illegal border crossings at the moment!

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A lot of death coming this week. Don’t go to the grocery store? Plenty of blame to go around for the COVID-19 outbreak, including China and the WHO. Televising a game of "HORSE"? NHL to play in North Dakota? Ticketed for watching a sunset! Snitches get ... rewards? Pedophiles set free while Americans get arrested for surfing. Americans will still stay at home even once the shelter-in-place is lifted. President George W. Bush was prepared for a viral outbreak, so what happened? President Barack Obama tapped into the nation’s N95 mask supply in 2009 but never replenished it. Gov. Newsom continues to praise President Trump. PM Justin Trudeau praises China’s dictatorship. AOC continues to bash America.

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Laredo, Texas, orders residents to wear masks when going out in public or using public transportation. Keith finds out what “Netflix and chill" means. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t know asymptomatic people could pass the virus. Jeffy should have been in the Netflix show "Tiger King." Did "Tiger King" save Netflix? Stealing toilet paper? Are the wealthy buying out hotels? Tom Brady buys Derek Jeter’s house. An ironic neighborhood has the most cases of coronavirus in the country. Cuomo’s ex-girlfriend responds to speculation about whether he has nipple rings. Police put a message on a cop car. Nothing reusable in San Francisco. Do stores decide what’s essential and non-essential? "Wet" markets closed in China. Jay Leno shamed for dog comment. Another parody from Nation of Jake! Hair-freezing contest!

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