Speed skating, buns of steel, audio descriptions, bloating, and wearing layers of underpants.

Lisa thinks the newest Golden Globes podcast award category is just dumb. Public bathrooms that disguise the noises you make. And a listener submitted joke – thanks Ty! Songs in this episode: “Cissy Strut” The Meters (1964) “Chattahoochee” Alan Jackson (1992) “A Bridge That Won’t Burn” Conway Twitty (1980) Scott Adams …

The F-word, sex kittens, double word songs, bad houseguests and serial killers. Songs in this episode: “Funky Drummer” James Brown (1970) “How Do I Get There?” Don Bryant (2020) “99 Pounds” Ann Peebles (1971) “Trouble, Heartache, Sadness” Ann Peebles (1971) “I Can’t Stand the Rain” Ann Peebles/Don Bryant (1973) Clips …

Women in sports, talking slow, upcut commercials, sharing secrets, Golden Globes, podcast nominations. Songs in this episode: “The Popcorn” James Brown (1969) “Green Onions” Booker T. and the MG’s (1962) “Soul Man” Sam and Dave (1969) “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay” Otis Redding (1968) “In the Midnight Hour” …

Fake names, musical hot potato, gongs, dirty songs, Tarzan, and being overly dramatic. Songs in this episode: “The Happy Wanderer” Whistlin’ Jack Smith (1967) Theme from the TV show “Wagon Train (1960) “Whispering” Whispering Jack Smith (1928) “You Can Get it if You Really Want” Jimmy Cliff (1972) “The Harder …

Pat and Lisa talk about leaf piles, short men, nose whistles, humming, and smoking. Songs in this episode: “Jessica” The Allman Brothers Band (1973) “Autumn Leaves” Nat King Cole (1955) “Secret Agent Man” Johnny Rivers (1966) Dick Cheney obit (NBC News) “Secret Garden” Bruce Springsteen (1995) Clip from the motion …

Pat and Lisa discuss the dilemma of being a fan of someone who has done immoral or illegal things. Pat and Lisa have very different tastes in Christmas movies. Lisa hung out with Pat and Patty for the weekend and brought along some delicious pies from Rumbly Tumbly Pie Company …

Pat is staying in a relationship with the Mariner’s no matter what! Lisa is heartbroken over Robert Redford’s death. Lisa gets in tussle with the local Garden Club matriarch. Songs in this episode: “Sophisticated Cissy” The Meters (1969) Excerpt play-by-play “Lenny Randle blows a ball foul” (MLB) “Kingdome” Lenny Randle …

Pat gets some advice from a podcast listener (we need it). Pat has always wanted a much cooler walking style and Lisa always wanted to laugh cooler. Lisa falls off her bike at Pat’s house. Pat is a Virgo – AND he has a cracked aura. Songs in this episode: …

Lisa has an unfortunate mishap prior to this episode – and Pat heard it all. Who Wants to Be A Millionaire has a $500,000 question that Pat knew. Pat has an idea for funny funeral cards. Lisa goes to Sacramento in the summer – big mistake. Lisa recommends a great …