The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time.



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Pegged By the Polar Express

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Comedy

The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.



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280: Limpidus ft. Jeff Arcuri

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The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy.  Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor. 



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279: Getting Freaky at Foot Locker ft. Kam Patterson (Game 7 d*ck, Nyquil standup, Mall hoes)

The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar.



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278: GeHOGuessr (Celeb flight tracking, Worst app ever?, Stolen valor pandas)

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The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.



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277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.



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Pegged By the Polar Express

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