Pen & Paper Bullshit

The party sets out from their very nearly deadly battle against their old friends, making their way towards the Isle of Fire. Unfortunately, destiny has other plans, as smoke spotted on the horizon soon leads them to the besieged town of Trinthus and Constance, the town's acting mayor; the Tyrant Emperor has set his sights on the town for some reason. Can the party figure out the secrets of Trinthus and Constance or will they be forced to leave the town to its fate against one of the Ebon Gauntlet's most annoying inquisitors?

The criminals decide its time to leave Olympus City and pick the small Martian town of Pilsner as their new base of operations, from which they plan to build a mighty cartel that will shake the foundations of the Consortium. Just who is the mysterious Trever Boat Emoji?

After you've enjoyed this week's shenanigans, perhaps you'd like to hear the after math of the entire event? Good news, we have a much needed fireside chat between Dawn and Hugh; don't miss it!

In this week's episode, the party embarks on its brand new living ship, renamed from Fool's Folly to The Plump Vertex, as is befitting of such a magnificent flying ship. Unfortunately, they don't make it far from Starport before they run into a problem: a massive black spire rising out of the ground. Thankfully, they've reached it before the wotan cult can convert it to their nefarious ends. Its time to confront them head on and find out the fate of an old friend.

The criminal masterminds investigate the local college and the doctor who was going to be exploded. Things go extremely well, as they confront the shadowy cult of policemen once again, who also seem interested in the doctor they want to explode. Or maybe its a completely different cult? It's unclear, but that's never stopped them from blundering directly into situations where they don't belong!

Its time to get to the source: Dominic Cherry, the accused murderer of Denise DeBartolo and the man Keswick was hired to find; unfortunately he's very dead. Fortunately, with the combined powers of heaven, a hobo wizard, and hell, a séance isn't out of the question. Will Dominic shed some much needed light on the DeBartolo Group or is it just a dead end?

Its time to infiltrate the Thrice-Wise Magus' cloud tower, where he and the Ebon Gauntlet are conducting strange experiments on kobolds; what is the fate of Squire's two knights, why does the Tyrant Emperor support these draconic experiments, and will the party be able to free Starport from its invisible chains? Find out in this episode, where we finally enter champion tier and the twilight of the 13th Age finally begins.

With the heat on, the gang is ready to blow Olympus but to do that they need some money; thankfully, this is exactly a situation where crime can save them! A daring drug deal and a heist to steal from media darling and entrepreneur extraordinaire Elena Musk-Grime's personal collection are sure to set them up nicely and not make the space cops want to arrest them even more!